Rocking Chair

The Backwards Man

I bought a new rocking chair today. I fcuking love it. Does this make me old? One problem I foresee is the inability to fap on it whilst watching porn without knocking myself out.

Does anyone with any experience of rockers know how to avoid this scenario?

MadsL

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I bought a new rocking chair today. I fcuking love it. Does this make me old? One problem I foresee is the inability to fap on it whilst watching porn without knocking myself out.

Does anyone with any experience of rockers know how to avoid this scenario?

Brick under each end? Also, may I call you Val?

Muise...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8jWv0OPY48

kaimera

Stroke with the rocking motion.

Laces out

The Backwards Man

MadsL wrote: »

Brick under each end? Also, may I call you Val?

OK

Just to satisfy you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hdcyEO6b7I

MadsL

The Backwards Man wrote: »

OK

Just to satisfy you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hdcyEO6b7I

I'm alarmed at how many of those record covers I recognise.

kneemos

Don't see the problem,just put down your knitting and fab away .

Elbaston

Yeah you bought a rocking chair.

Did you get yourself a ground safe too.

Ihatecuddles-old

I rock back and forth when I sit on normal chairs, so I should get one. Dont even notice I do it!

The Backwards Man

Elbaston wrote: »

Yeah you bought a rocking chair.

Did you get yourself a ground safe too.

I'll show you a pic if you want?

Of the chair I mean, not of me fapping.:pac:

Ihatecuddles-old

My favourite gif ever.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/8b9df4c8073a231fdb15a1266cd59ba7/tumblr_mo1cbbdanz1sus6t1o1_400.gif

Get your rocks off in your rocking chair!! Insert Xzibit meme.

holystungun9

Get yourself a love swing. Now you're rocking.

Savoir.Faire

I love my rocking chair. Picked it up in Hardly Normal last year. Nothing better than getting in from work, putting on a dressing gown, some slippers; making a cup of tea, sitting in the chair and smoking a pipe of good quality shag tobacco.

salacious crumb

Rocking chairs, well... rock :pac:

Myrddin

Good Oasis b-side

gobnaitolunacy

All you need now are the pipe and slippers.

And plug tobaccy, none of that ready rubbed modern sh!te.

BeerWolf

If you played Rock music, on a rocking chair while sitting on a rock, to The Rock while watching The Rock [movie] - would that make the world imploded in on itself? :eek:

Ilik Urgee

Won't be able to look at your username again OP without a vision of someone going over backwards on their rocking chair due to intense fapping:pac:

You knew it would all lead to this all along didn't you?

IM0

Ilik Urgee wrote: »

Won't be able to look at your username again OP without a vision of someone going over backwards on their rocking chair due to intense fapping:pac:

You knew it would all lead to this all along didn't you?

but looking at the poisitive from this, at least now we know why he called himself the backards man

The Backwards Man

I'm not backwards, I'm just reverse forwards:)

Muise...

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I'm not backwards, I'm just reverse forwards:)

all depends on which way your head is turned.

salacious crumb

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I'm not backwards, I'm just reverse forwards:)

Were you created by Jesse Pinkman?

MadsL

MadsL wrote: »

Also, may I call you Val?

If he can call you Betty. Then, Betty, when he calls you, you can call him Val.

salacious crumb

*trumpet music*

MadYaker

Seriously dude, go out and get yourself a girlfriend.

SeaFields

I rescued one which was destined for a skip last year. A lovely solid wooden one which was fairly old. Several hours sanding, glue, wood stain and varish and its a beauty.