Body wraps

Artful_Badger

Did I miss some fantastic scientific breakthrough or is this person on adverts selling bundles of cling film at 25 quid a pop ?

Celly Smunt

Jesus are people seriously buying that?

I've seen idiots before but this is a new level of idiocy.

princess-lala

Um I think you're supposed to have them done professionally

theLegion

IT WORKS body applicators, lose CM in 45 mins and up to a dress size in one week.

Detox body wraps that remove toxins to shrink and reshape your fat cells Wear for 45 mins and get the results as if you where at the gym.

Can be used to tone any part of your body by shrinking and reshaping fat cells, these wraps do not remove water!!

€25 per wrap or 4 for €80.00

Jesus what a load of ****.

Ronin247

My dad bought one to lose fat on his face ...... he suffocated

Celly Smunt

Ronin247 wrote: »

My dad bought one to lose fat on his face ...... he suffocated

might get one for the girlfriend so.

Frosty McSnowballs

Il take 8 please

That's hilarious

lukesmom

You'd be amazed at how many are buying these. Think its a load of sh!te

The Backwards Man

Fair play to him I say.

princess-lala

lukesmom wrote: »

You'd be amazed at how many are buying these. Think its a load of sh!te

Sure we could undercut her and charge 20, I have a card for the cash and carry. We can buy the cling film in bulk

Frosty McSnowballs

I'm selling an industrial size tin of Dulux gloss paint. Designed for the busy woman about town who wants her nails to look top notch, just dip your whole hand into the tin before leaving the house.

€50

The Backwards Man

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

I'm selling an industrial size tin of Dulux gloss paint. Designed for the busy woman about town who wants her nails to look top notch, just dip your whole hand into the tin before leaving the house.

€50

Will ya swap it for a empty curry chip container and a brush handle?

princess-lala

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

her nails to look top notch,
€50

:rolleyes:

Depends!! What colour are we talking?? :cool:

Celly Smunt

princess-lala wrote: »

:rolleyes:

Depends!! What colour are we talking?? :cool:

Matt white.

Frosty McSnowballs

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Will ya swap it for a empty curry chip container and a brush handle?

Hmmm, any curry sauce left?

princess-lala wrote: »

:rolleyes:

Depends!! What colour are we talking?? :cool:

Depends what colour you need. But I guarantee f have loads in stock but tell you it's a rare vintage colour and charge you €60

princess-lala

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Depends what colour you need. But I guarantee f have loads in stock but tell you it's a rare vintage colour and charge you €60

Dafuq?? Price is going up here

Frosty McSnowballs

princess-lala wrote: »

Dafuq?? Price is going up here

Supply and demand LaLa

princess-lala

Hmmm :rolleyes:

How big is the tin again???

kowloon

I have half a pack of sausages, this body wrap concept might be just the thing I need to keep them safe until tomorrow.

Sgt. Al Powell

Every week I eat my way through over a 100 ice lollies (Wibbly Wobbly Wonders being my fav) and after get myself an industrial sized sheet of sandpaper.

Then on a Friday night I sit down and make me some bitchin' Emery Boards and sell 'em for €4.95 a pop on Adverts.

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tacofries

Reading the comments on add are hilarious

BillyMitchel

Some right stupid people. FFS.

Senor Fancy Pants

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

gloss paint

Celly Smunt wrote: »

Matt white.

Hmm... Starting to sound a bit suspicious.

Karona

What the ad said they aren't doing, they actually are doing, they remove water from your body, so you lose inches just by losing water, there is no way they can tone you whatsoever, you need muscle contraction to tone.

I did these wraps in college and what a waste.
First you basically have to strip (just leaving knickers on) and you have to hold your boobs.
Then the wraps are put into like a dutch oven with a load of boiling water.
When they are soaked through and boiling hot they wrap you in it like a mummy and then put this special "detox" muck on you.
You lay down for a half an hour or more under a hypothermic foil sheet.
You take the bandages or wraps off and they measure you to see how many inches you have lost.

I will not also not fail to mention how unbelievably cold you are after you take the bandages off. I felt like death warmed up. And the inches isn't even significant. As soon as you drink that's it the inches are back on!

Greatest waste of money ever!

MadsL

Bottles of water for €10 and now clingfilm for €25. I have some dirt here that cures cancers. €50 a box fair enough?

qapmoc

MadsL wrote: »

Bottles of water for €10 and now clingfilm for €25. I have some dirt here that cures cancers. €50 a box fair enough?

I have to get a "remedy" first off this fella who sells water that's special.