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CRIME-STOPPERS [IE]

  • 23-09-2013 6:20pm
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 72 ✭✭


    Greetings, boardies, your all wonderful people. I request the moderator not to lock this thread unless it breaks the forum rules, or even human forum rules in general, thank you for understanding.

    Now, in the past 24 hours for example there has been a total of 2 stabbings, the thing is innocent people . you and I on the streets may get jumped by a certain type of people that I will not name.

    Okay, so what's the plan?

    Well, the plan is very simple. What we must do as a country is made our country great again, like Norway for example.

    Ok, now what?. We will put all the anti-scum and anti-social people into rehab.
    The other thing is, we will make clear every homeless person and make sure Ireland has 0.00% of homeless, if someone is currency homeless they may provide their self on a list or website?, and be taken in for shelter and rehab. Are you still not satisfied ? Well to make you happy, we will have a mental breakdown HQ just for you, we must rule Ireland.

    Come on guys, we can sit here or we can do it?.
    Form our own alliance, and do what's right for the people, you and I.

    What do YOU, the member of boards.ie SAY?

    I apologize if this post seemed to you as a person "out of its sorts"?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!




  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 72 ✭✭ARWRanger


    I will indeed stop eating all junk food. I rarely eat junk food so I think it was a tolerance level or something?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man




  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,409 CMod ✭✭✭✭Ten of Swords


    ARWRanger wrote: »
    We will put all the anti-scum and anti-social people into rehab.

    Who does that leave us with?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    No, no, no.
    Yes, I've been black but when I come back you'll know, know, know


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    Wow that's pretty incoherent.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Wow that's pretty incoherent.

    I've read it 3 times and still have no idea what's going on.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 810 ✭✭✭French Toast


    ARWRanger wrote: »
    Ok, now what?. We will put all the anti-scum and anti-social people into rehab.

    We tried to make them go to rehab, but they said no, no, no :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 159 ✭✭Burdock


    Are you the Nigerian prince that keeps sending me incoherent e-mails ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    The mental breakdown HQ is what worries me the most. Fcuk it, all of it is what worries me the most.:(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    It's easy enough to understand.
    Take Hitler.
    Then add him to modern day Ireland.

    OP wants to clear the scum up by forcing them to rehab.
    And wants the homeless to register on a website so we can "help" them get into "rehab".

    Essentially it's just a variety of death camps and workhouses.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    What you are suggesting is making homelessness a crime so we can throw them in rehab for anti social behaviour hence having 0% homeless people left on the street.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,611 ✭✭✭Valetta


    What's so great about Norway?

    It's bloody freezing up there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,754 ✭✭✭oldyouth


    Skangers in rehab, no, no, no


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    Valetta wrote: »
    What's so great about Norway?

    It's bloody freezing up there.

    Could be why there's no homeless people


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    ARWRanger wrote: »
    you and I on the streets may get jumped
    That sounds more like something that happens to other people. And since I'm not other people, this doesn't effect me.


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Human rules

    riiiiight


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Cant go tonightm afraid.gordon ramsey on later


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Hey OP, you do realise air soft isn't real and you're not actually a hero?


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    Hey OP, you do realise air soft isn't real and you're not actually a hero?

    I hope you're not trollin there father.

    That'll be four hail marys.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 995 ✭✭✭Hammar


    OP you're obviously a Special Forces hero going by your username, so why don't you go all vigilante on all the scummers using all those skills you learned in the curragh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    I hope you're not trollin there father.

    That'll be four hail marys.

    God no. I'm 'xplaining the dystopia the OP is describing is somewhat detached from society in general.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 794 ✭✭✭.K.A.L.I.M.A.


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    Hey OP, you do realise air soft isn't real and you're not actually a hero?

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=830

    You're welcome...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,485 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    Valetta wrote: »
    What's so great about Norway?

    It's bloody freezing up there.


    Yes. Now all we have to do is make the weather much colder.


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    God no. I'm 'xplaining the dystopia the OP is describing is somewhat detached from society in general.

    aw wook at the wittle bunny wabbits

    wait.... what?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 72 ✭✭ARWRanger


    What you are suggesting is making homelessness a crime so we can throw them in rehab for anti social behaviour hence having 0% homeless people left on the street.
    Not all homeless people are scum, you may have homeless people that come from the army,come from highly respected families,etc.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 72 ✭✭ARWRanger


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    God no. I'm 'xplaining the dystopia the OP is describing is somewhat detached from society in general.
    If you think that I have offended you, then I will try to formulate my words differently, what i'm trying to do is discuss different ways to get scum off the street, and this is a real possibility, maybe not in your case, but we need to discuss it.


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Machine guns. Big ones.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 72 ✭✭ARWRanger


    Machine guns. Big ones.
    Well, is something going to be done about it or are we going to just sit here talking about it? ;-)


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  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    ARWRanger wrote: »
    Well, is something going to be done about it or are we going to just sit here talking about it? ;-)

    Dude, you know this is the internet right? all we do is talk about things. We're not real like.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 72 ✭✭ARWRanger


    Dude, you know this is the internet right? all we do is talk about things. We're not real like.
    I guess, I was just barking up the wrong tree :(


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 72 ✭✭ARWRanger


    any Garda members on boards.ie ???? lol


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    ARWRanger wrote: »
    I guess, I was just barking up the wrong tree :(

    Oh, you must be outside then.

    Yeh, I don't go there very often.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 72 ✭✭ARWRanger


    Oh, you must be outside then.

    Yeh, I don't go there very often.
    You're like myself, kind Sir.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    ARWRanger wrote: »
    any Garda members on boards.ie ???? lol

    What do willies have to do with this?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 72 ✭✭ARWRanger


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    What do willies have to do with this?
    According to the thread, it was titled "CRIME STOPPERS", meaning to stop crime on the street


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 734 ✭✭✭builttospill


    I think you should send a beacon up into the night sky and The Citizen may return with a vengeance.


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I could help make signs I guess.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 72 ✭✭ARWRanger


    I could help make signs I guess.
    Awesome, that's just what I had in mind, thank you, but I will also print many signs too :-) .

    Ok, so I'm thinking of ideas.

    Now, lets brainstorm.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 72 ✭✭ARWRanger


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbS-Zhz31CA

    Very nice, never gets boring. Really brings out that anti-scum feeling :-)


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  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I wonder if we could get discounts on large quantities of cillit bang? That gets rid of scum.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Hootanany


    Just give them food stamps


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Can we keep him. Please. I like where this is going.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    ARWRanger wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbS-Zhz31CA

    Very nice, never gets boring. Really brings out that anti-scum feeling :-)



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    This thread is all kinds of weird.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 767 ✭✭✭SimonQuinlank


    You should join the Garda reserve....assuming they don't make applicants undergo a psych evaluation.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 72 ✭✭ARWRanger


    I wonder if we could get discounts on large quantities of cillit bang? That gets rid of scum.
    I LOVE YOU!

    Ok, so I get what your saying, yes of course.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 72 ✭✭ARWRanger


    You should join the Garda reserve....assuming they don't make applicants undergo a psych evaluation.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA-fqvC02oM


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    I could help make signs I guess.

    She means gang signs I think...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Will there be sandwiches and cocktail sausages


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