Make a Movie

lahalane

If, in some bizarre unrealistic circumstance, you had to come up with a movie that would be a box office hit, what movie would you come up with? It doesn't have to be necessarily good, just appealing to a certain amount of people. For instance, if you made a movie about vampires you would probably pull in a lot of Twilight fans.

I'd try to appeal to the zombie fans and the animal lovers and make a sequel to Marley and Me where the dog comes back to life and Owen Wilson has to kill it before it zombilizes (?) his whole family. Also, there will be a cameo from Miley Cyrus. It would be a **** movie obviously but it might do well at the box office.

dmc17

"There's a Rhino Loose in the City"

NegativeCreep

I'd probably make a biopic of Kurt cobain. Something like they did for Ian Curtis in Control. Music fans would watch it so I'd probably make a fortune even if it was crap. Although if I did make a dog's dinner of it I'd probably be hated for ever but whatever.

FloatingVoter

Naked ladies with machine guns. Throw in some nazi robots for the sci-fi nerds.
The naked ladies want the freedom for same-sex marriage that is allowed in other galaxies. That's your plot. It ends happily.

Frosty McSnowballs

Midget zombies from Uranus invade Earth. A pack of Internet warriors combine their wifi to use as an invisible shield to repel the invaders.

Conall Cernach

How about a robot who travels back in time for some reason, his best friend is a talking pie?

ElvisChrist6

NegativeCreep wrote: »

I'd probably make a biopic of Kurt cobain. Something like they did for Ian Curtis in Control. Music fans would watch it so I'd probably make a fortune even if it was crap. Although if I did make a dog's dinner of it I'd probably be hated for ever but whatever.

They're doing that, and that crazy cow Courtney Love wants to play herself.

bnt

I've written a treatment for a historical epic that could be as big as Gladiator. (In theory.) It's set in an era that has been completely overlooked by movies to date: not Ancient, Medieval or Renaissance, and features a strong & complicated female lead who saves the day. And the best part is that it's all true, at least as true as history ever gets.

Banjo String

A an epic film about a time when trees what have the green color that lives with in all of us, like peanut butter in the Disney style fishnet stockings.

I'd own that bitch.

notnumber

Cownado..
A tornodo scoops up livestock and mayhem ensues.

For Forks Sake

notnumber wrote: »

Cownado..
A tornodo scoops up livestock and mayhem ensues.

I'm sure SyFy are working on that one already...

Nabber

What about a film about vampires who sparkle in the sun. It would be a new genre. Campvire films.

razorgil

"cork confidential" a gritty thriller, bouncing between the mardyke and blackpool. following the seemingly mundane existence of "mickey", the binman, who, when hes done with refuse, turns to the even dirtier side of cork's seedy underbelly........naked line dancing, where
he assumes the identity of "scrotal". the first rule of "N.L.D" is : you do not talk about "N.L.D"

spankysue

This

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg_cwI1Xj4M

Swamp3

What's in the safe...Part Deux!

Chancer3001

Mine would have twists. Every scene.

Twists twists and mind ****ing twists.

arthurday2013

The Troll
A Boards Production

Jimmy was just a normal, but he lived a secret life as a troll...

Chancer3001

*pulls off face mask*


IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!!!!!!!!!!!

Archeron

Sitec wrote: »

Flakes on a Train.

A film about 99's going on a train.

Cakes on a train could be the sequel. A heart rending action movie about a bakers convention in Galway.

Arnold Layne

A WWI flick in the vein of Charley's War from the Battle comic in the 1980's

the groutch

How about this?
Adam Sandler inherits like, a billion dollars, but first he has to become a boxer or something?

Sir Osis of Liver.

Sitec wrote: »

Flakes on a Train.

A film about 99's going on a train.

Or a porn set on the Orient Express.

NegativeCreep

ElvisChrist6 wrote: »

They're doing that, and that crazy cow Courtney Love wants to play herself.

She may as well. She's not the worst actor :L

I_smell_fear

Something about a thing and then at the end I wake up and it's HALF PAST NINE!

wil

Chancer3001 wrote: »

Mine would have twists. Every scene.

Twists twists and mind ****ing twists.

so a disaster movie then


I'm toying with something along the lines of a man goes out his front door and gets hit in the groin by a football

Chancer3001

Not a disaster film. Just crazy

djflawless

Hard drugs, fast cars, sexy women, comedy, samuel l, wesley snipes, vinni jones and jason statham.....blockbuster

Temptamperu

I would shoot it all in green screen and have many training montages.

Kilgore__Trout

An ordinary guy eats a lot of takeaways. Unbeknownst to him, the proprietor of the restaurant has been taking so financial short cuts, and dealing with neighbourhood strays in one fell sweep. So a few dozen cat burgers later, the guy's house becomes filled with the disquiet spirits of stray cats, who use their ghostly powers to lead the guy to a series of clues, which result in the protagonist alerting the health board and animal rescue, the subsequent closure of the villain's restaurant.

Probably going to team up with Christopher Nolan for this one.

djflawless

Temptamperu wrote: »

I would shoot it all in green screen and have many training montages.

Thats called a montaaaaaage

Ace Attorney

Sitec wrote: »

Flakes on a Train.

A film about 99's going on a train.

How about 'Bates on a train; a story about a dude masturbating on a train in sweden before it was made legal and his struggle to pop one off without being arrested