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Confession Time

  • 21-09-2013 03:30PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 83 ✭✭


    Was there anything you did as a kid that was never discovered and you know that if you had to have been found out you would have been murdered? Nows the time to ease the conscience and fess up!

    Used to scale the fence of my local shop and rob the money back bottles and bring them back round the front of the shop for the 10p. I don't know how he never sussed me. I think that little enterprise kept me in tuck shop money all through primary school! Used to make a killing!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    where I buried the bodies


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 83 ✭✭Jiggers77


    Links234 wrote: »
    where I buried the bodies


    Where did u bury the bodies???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 374 ✭✭VONSHIRACH


    At school I was last out of the classroom once and I tried to close a window with a brush handle. It slipped and I broke the pane. Next day the teacher said some vandal had broken the window and that as the broken glass was on the inside, it must have been a stone thrown. I never budged. I was about 12.

    Another day I accidently turned up the temperature of some agar petri dishes in an incubator after science class. I dunno how I did it. I think I unplugged it accidently and panicked when the indicator light came on or something. Anyway next day the angry science teacher said some smart alec had melted the experiment. I was mortified and kept quiet. I was about 14.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 352 ✭✭funt cucker


    Jiggers77 wrote: »
    Was there anything you did as a kid that was never discovered and you know that if you had to have been found out you would have been murdered? Nows the time to ease the conscience and fess up!

    Used to scale the fence of my local shop and rob the money back bottles and bring them back round the front of the shop for the 10p. I don't know how he never sussed me. I think that little enterprise kept me in tuck shop money all through primary school! Used to make a killing!

    I used to píss into a cup then pour it down the sink, too lazy to go up stairs. My mother would have killed me, we didn't have a dishwasher back then, so I just rinsed it out then put it back in the press. I used every cup at some stage. If I ever catch my kids doing this I'll kill them.

    To this day nobody knows this.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,627 ✭✭✭Lawrence1895


    Jiggers77 wrote: »
    Where did u bury the bodies???

    He didn't tell yet, did he?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 374 ✭✭VONSHIRACH


    I used to carefully open up the big unopened lucozade bottles at home, unwrap the plastic wrapper, take a swig or two, top back up with water, and carefully seal back up. The bottle would then be brought on the Saturday to a relative in nursing home. I was 16.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 355 ✭✭MissD93


    i was the one who let the dogs out, i also once shot a man just to watch him die, but thats really less important


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    MissD93 wrote: »
    i was the one who let the dogs out, i also once shot a man just to watch him die, but thats really less important
    But what I wanna know is, have you ever seen the rain?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Hah, not going to catch me out that easy, teacher!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,687 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    I shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand. One shot to the back of the head.

    Bang bang.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    A boy in my class kicked me, and it was one of those bruises that come up purple and have grazed skin over it. Anyway I pulled down my sock and started to cry, the teacher said he couldnt have done it because the bruise wouldnt have come up that quick. I was more upset that she said I was lying than the actual pain of my leg.

    Im hoping someone admits to kicking a 7 year old girl in his class so I can finally be believed!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 355 ✭✭MissD93


    i once shifted twins on the one night thinking they were both one brother *ashamed face*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 51 ✭✭Sgt. Al Powell


    VONSHIRACH wrote: »
    I used to carefully open up the big unopened lucozade bottles at home, unwrap the plastic wrapper, take a swig or two, top back up with water, and carefully seal back up. The bottle would then be brought on the Saturday to a relative in nursing home. I was 16.

    Why not use a stool and cut out the middle man, so to speak.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 661 ✭✭✭Intensive Care Bear


    When I about 10 me and some friends climbed into a tomb in an old graveyard and played with the skulls of some dead people. I felt so bad about it afterwards i considered telling the priest in confession, looking back i'm glad i didn't, i doubt he would have let me off with a few Hail Marys.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 374 ✭✭VONSHIRACH


    1210m5g wrote: »
    When I about 10 me and some friends climbed into a tomb in an old graveyard and played with the skulls of some dead people. I felt so bad about it afterwards i considered telling the priest in confession, looking back i'm glad i didn't, i doubt he would have let me off with a few Hail Marys.


    its ok, their spirits are always around you since then...........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Jiggers77 wrote: »
    Where did u bury the bodies???

    In the same place with the rest of the bodies of people he told where the bodies were...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I killed Jimmy Hoffa
    Of course back then he was known as "Jimmy the Squealer".

    I gave the body to Links234 to bury.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,168 ✭✭✭BunShopVoyeur.


    I was always, always caught.

    Damn mother and her superhuman powers of deduction.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,234 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    I once burned a council hut to the ground (and all it's contents) A neighbours lad got the blame for it and got a thrashing from his dad who was one big angry scary motherfcuker!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,358 ✭✭✭Aineoil


    I was a good girl in secondary school, or so they thought, basically I was never in trouble, so I would have been the last suspect.

    Anyway, one year the week before Christmas, I stole the key of the staff room from the office. That was easy because they had a box that held the keys and the keys were all numbered and named for each room. The secretary was always under pressure, so the office was usually unmanned for a time. Coming up to Christmas the poor secretary was under more pressure than usual.

    I can't remember why I was in the school office, but on a whim, I stole the staff room key.

    I locked the teachers into the staff room as they were enjoying a long first break. The hardest bit was locking the staff room door without being seen by other students. I knew that if anyone of them had seen me, they would have ratted on me.

    It was funny at the time because I could hear the teachers laughing and joking, it was a noisy staff room. They never heard the lock turn and my heart was in my mouth. I can't remember what I did with the key. I was in 5th year at the time.

    The teachers did get out, I have no idea how they managed that, but we had an hour or so of no teachers.

    There was an inquisition in school after the event........but they never knew it was me.

    Do I regret it?......Absolutely not!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 533 ✭✭✭Claregirl


    Aineoil wrote: »
    I was a good girl in secondary school, or so they thought, basically I was never in trouble, so I would have been the last suspect.

    Anyway, one year the week before Christmas, I stole the key of the staff room from the office. That was easy because they had a box that held the keys and the keys were all numbered and named for each room. The secretary was always under pressure, so the office was usually unmanned for a time. Coming up to Christmas the poor secretary was under more pressure than usual.

    I can't remember why I was in the school office, but on a whim, I stole the staff room key.

    I locked the teachers into the staff room as they were enjoying a long first break. The hardest bit was locking the staff room door without being seen by other students. I knew that if anyone of them had seen me, they would have ratted on me.

    It was funny at the time because I could hear the teachers laughing and joking, it was a noisy staff room. They never heard the lock turn and my heart was in my mouth. I can't remember what I did with the key. I was in 5th year at the time.

    The teachers did get out, I have no idea how they managed that, but we had an hour or so of no teachers.

    There was an inquisition in school after the event........but they never knew it was me.

    Do I regret it?......Absolutely not!

    Legend!!!:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,110 ✭✭✭Hitchens


    I was at a bottle bank recycling place recently, and after making sure no one was looking, I threw a green bottle into a brown bottle bin, deliberately, I don't know why I did it but it's a relief to get it off my chest. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,358 ✭✭✭Aineoil


    Claregirl,

    I was no legend, I am from _____ but I live in Clare now. I love the sense of humour in Clare, no malice - just great craic and Clare people are the best at slagging off people. I wasn't born a Clare person, so please adopt me.

    There's class and then there's Clare! Clár abú!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,358 ✭✭✭Aineoil


    Hitchens wrote: »
    I was at a bottle bank recycling place recently, and after making sure no one was looking, I threw a green bottle into a brown bottle bin, deliberately, I don't know why I did it but it's a relief to get it off my chest. :)

    I do that too. I am right handed, but I look over the left shoulder first and then the right shoulder.

    But they have the signs to say there are CCT cameras focused on the likes of us.

    Back in the days, when there were no cameras you were safe. Nowadays there's no fun really.......it's all on camera......or some eejit who decides to take pics of you on his/her phone.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Aineoil wrote: »
    I was a good girl in secondary school, or so they thought, basically I was never in trouble, so I would have been the last suspect.

    Anyway, one year the week before Christmas, I stole the key of the staff room from the office. That was easy because they had a box that held the keys and the keys were all numbered and named for each room. The secretary was always under pressure, so the office was usually unmanned for a time. Coming up to Christmas the poor secretary was under more pressure than usual.

    I can't remember why I was in the school office, but on a whim, I stole the staff room key.

    I locked the teachers into the staff room as they were enjoying a long first break. The hardest bit was locking the staff room door without being seen by other students. I knew that if anyone of them had seen me, they would have ratted on me.

    It was funny at the time because I could hear the teachers laughing and joking, it was a noisy staff room. They never heard the lock turn and my heart was in my mouth. I can't remember what I did with the key. I was in 5th year at the time.

    The teachers did get out, I have no idea how they managed that, but we had an hour or so of no teachers.

    There was an inquisition in school after the event........but they never knew it was me.

    Do I regret it?......Absolutely not!

    That puts my school antics to shame. Quality over quantity. You should be proud.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,110 ✭✭✭Hitchens


    Aineoil wrote: »
    I do that too. I am right handed, but I look over the left shoulder first and then the right shoulder.

    But they have the signs to say there are CCT cameras focused on the likes of us.

    Back in the days, when there were no cameras you were safe. Nowadays there's no fun really.......it's all on camera......or some eejit who decides to take pics of you on his/her phone.

    sheet, I didn't know they had cameras and all, that relief I mentioned has just evaporated now

    I don't want you to feel guilty by making me miserable anyhow


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    MissD93 wrote: »
    i once shifted twins on the one night thinking they were both one brother *ashamed face*

    Were they heavy?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 328 ✭✭TommiesTank


    I did a poo behind the dining room curtains (they were full length).

    My brother got the blame, be still denies it all these years later, but at this stage no one believes him.

    You know the saying 'Mud sticks'? Well poo sticks too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,235 ✭✭✭returnNull


    Me and a friend accidently set fire to what was known as 'the old railway' which is now known as the green luas line:)

    We made a camp(it was all overgrown and had trees to climb)and lit a small fire,which got out of control.All the trees went up in flames between ranelagh and beechwood luas stops,with **** loads of fire engines having to be called out.

    We were 9 or 10 at the time.My da would of skinned me alive if he had found out:pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭theoneeyedman


    I shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand. One shot to the back of the head.

    Bang bang.

    Thats 2 shots Ted....


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