What funny/odd things have you seen while waiting for a bus?

Pumpkinseeds

I was waiting for buses yesterday and saw a few funny things that got me wondering about what other funny/odd things people have seen while waiting for buses. I'll start the ball rolling.

1. A catering van with a logo that looked like 3 penises, side by side, with a butterfly hovering around the tips of each 1:)

2. A teenager who had applied her foundation makeup all the way around to the nape of her neck, I've never seen that before and it didn't help that she was ginger or that the foundation colour wasn't too many shades lighter than her hair colour:eek:

3. A youngWan pulling a wheeled suitcase, orange in one hand apple in the other, stopped in front of our very busy bus stop, held the apple in her teeth and proceeded to pull her knickers out of her arse, then walked off eating her apple seemingly oblivious to the crowd of people watching her, sweet baby Jesus do parents not bother to teach their kids even the slightest modicum of self respect these days:D

So over to you now, tell me about your funny/odd sightings at bus stops

Sir Osis of Liver.

Bus ****.

kneemos

What happens at the bus stop stays at the bus stop.

The Backwards Man

A queue.

Fr_Dougal

Funny/odd? You mean mundane/boring.

Gee_G

Not so much what I've seen but what I've experienced. A man sat beside me a couple of years ago at a bus station while I was having a cigarette. Started asking what brand I was smoking, how many a day etc etc. After a few minutes he asked me would I mind moving over beside him and blowing my smoke in his face!!!!freak!

Banjo String

I seen a dude with no arms or legs waiting at the bus stop before.

The bus driver pulled up, and greeted him with "howya gettin on".

wazky

A bus actually arriving on time.

Muise...

Not seen but heard: the announcements in the station in Cork followed by "who's in de house?"

Somebody won that bet, and it made the delay much more fun.

OT, but on the train once, the "ding-dong!" button must have been broken, so the fella doing the announcement said "Ding-Dong! We'll shortly be arriving in..."

Pumpkinseeds

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

Funny/odd? You mean mundane/boring.

No, but feel free to contribute anyway:D

Pumpkinseeds

wazky wrote: »

A bus actually arriving on time.

Yep, mine was 20 minutes late yesterday, thankfully I don't buses too often.

AnonoBoy

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

3. A youngWan pulling a wheeled suitcase, orange in one hand apple in the other, stopped in front of our very busy bus stop, held the apple in her teeth and proceeded to pull her knickers out of her arse, then walked off eating her apple seemingly oblivious to the crowd of people watching her, sweet baby Jesus do parents not bother to teach their kids even the slightest modicum of self respect these days:D

At least they taught her about healthy eating.

Hersheys

AnonoBoy wrote: »

At least they taught her about healthy eating.

And if you have a wedgie, you have a wedgie. No shame in relieving yourself of the situation.

VONSHIRACH

waited 30 minutes and 3 46a's came all at once

johnayo

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

I was waiting for buses yesterday and saw a few funny things that got me wondering about what other funny/odd things people have seen while waiting for buses. I'll start the ball rolling.


3. A youngWan pulling a wheeled suitcase, orange in one hand apple in the other, stopped in front of our very busy bus stop, held the apple in her teeth and proceeded to pull her knickers out of her arse, then walked off eating her apple seemingly oblivious to the crowd of people watching her, sweet baby Jesus do parents not bother to teach their kids even the slightest modicum of self respect these days:D

So over to you now, tell me about your funny/odd sightings at bus stops

What's the world coming to at all. Where are your manners? Did you not even offer to help her with her knickers problem?:D

paddy147

Drunk young fella with a chicken n chip box at the bus stop from the chipper next door

Put his chicken n chip box down on the ground to take a wizz against the wall.


He was so drunk and staggering so much,that he went and pissed into the chicken n chip box.
When he realized what he had done,he started cursing like hell and threw the chicken n chips box against the wall.

He then fell over as he was trying to button his jeans back up.


I was in stitches laughing,so too were 2 other ladies getting onto the bus with me.:)


Bus driver looked out and said...."Glad hes not geting on my bus".

Reindeer

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Pumpkinseeds

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Bus ****.

That never gets old, never:rolleyes:

Pumpkinseeds

Hersheys wrote: »

And if you have a wedgie, you have a wedgie. No shame in relieving yourself of the situation.

True, but if you've any self respect at all you try to do it discreetly. It's sods law that whenever you most need to scratch/pull your knickers out of you arse, you are going to be somewhere public:P

Mysteriouschic

I saw some lady doing some sort of exercise or something and she jumping and hanging off the bus stop shelter at one point.

Sir Osis of Liver.

Saw a fella with crutches get off a CIE bus and proceed to hobble around to the bag storage compartment at the rear of the bus.
He lifted the bus boot door and rested his crutches in the boot while leaning in to fetch his bag.
Just then the bus pulled off without warning with the boot open taking with it yer mans crutches and bag,leaving him stranded and balancing on his good leg.
This was a time before everyone had cars and mobile phones so there was fcuk all anyone could do for him.
Who knows he might still be there.
Bus wanker:D

Richard Hillman

It is not amusing or probably odd (as it probably happens a fair bit) but I was at a bus stop a while ago at 7am. There was a guy sitting there and he smoked a whole joined to himself. What sort of way is that to start a day???

Polka_Dot

A fella taking out a sliced pan, tub of butter and packet of ham and proceeding to make a sandwich has to be one of the weirdest!

ElvisChrist6

Richard Hillman wrote: »

It is not amusing or probably odd (as it probably happens a fair bit) but I was at a bus stop a while ago at 7am. There was a guy sitting there and he smoked a whole joined to himself. What sort of way is that to start a day???

The best way!

John Mason

a bus turning up on time :eek: only happened once mind

FloatingVoter

Richard Hillman wrote: »

It is not amusing or probably odd (as it probably happens a fair bit) but I was at a bus stop a while ago at 7am. There was a guy sitting there and he smoked a whole joined to himself. What sort of way is that to start a day???

Same for me one morning...except I shared the spliff with him. Nothing like getting stoned and dreaming up excuses for not being Taoiseach that day.