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Young & Mature

  • 20-09-2013 11:14PM
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 277 ✭✭


    Just spent a week having sex with an 82 year old lady,I'm 46 and a straight Male
    Feel sad for her that i felt i had to Hide her away for the week , but the sex was great :) Discuss !


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    You're 46, you're not young! You're middle aged and somewhat peverted....I like you :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Ah well, it would have been worse if you gay and had sex with her.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,085 ✭✭✭questionmark?


    Were you hiding her under a bridge?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    She is more then likely dead after a week of that, be prepared to hide her for the rest of your life.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    Just spent a week having sex with an 82 year old lady,I'm 46 and a straight Male
    Feel sad for her that i felt i had to Hide her away for the week , but the sex was great :) Discuss !
    Sorry for your troubles.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,973 ✭✭✭19543261


    Was she dead?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 277 ✭✭fortuneteller


    young enough ..i thought i did well


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 901 ✭✭✭Vicar in a tutu


    Snore


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 277 ✭✭fortuneteller


    i'm serious, lets not turn it into a joke thread !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Actually she's the perv OP. Going by the half your age plus 7 rule. You've been abused!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Im 21 and havent had sex with anyone under 30 in a long time. Some people think Im weird.....

    86?? Jeez how did you meet her??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Just spent a week having sex with an 82 year old lady,I'm 46 and a straight Male
    Feel sad for her that i felt i had to Hide her away for the week , but the sex was great :) Discuss !



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    i'm serious, lets not turn it into a joke thread !
    You managed that all by yourself.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 277 ✭✭fortuneteller


    19543261 wrote: »
    Was she dead?
    no fitter than i am actually


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    The crack was nearly 90, so close.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    wazky wrote: »
    She is more then likely dead after a week of that, be prepared to hide her for the rest of your life.

    Brilliant!!! I was going to say good luck hiding the smell but she probably already stinks!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 895 ✭✭✭Mocha Joe


    Im 21 and havent had sex with anyone under 30 in a long time. Some people think Im weird.....

    Not weird but since you're only 21 if it's been such a long time you've been sexually abused as a child.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Did she Climax? If so what was that like -_-


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 277 ✭✭fortuneteller


    You managed that all by yourself.

    yes even took video,


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    no fitter than i am actually

    Well that explains why you're here.......


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,094 ✭✭✭forgotten password


    Just spent a week having sex with an 82 year old lady,I'm 46 and a straight Male
    Feel sad for her that i felt i had to Hide her away for the week , but the sex was great :) Discuss !


    was it raining that week?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,056 ✭✭✭_Redzer_


    I love you you specified straight because only gay lads go around to the homes riding the artificial hips off the residents


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 277 ✭✭fortuneteller


    Did she Climax? If so what was that like -_-

    yes she did Honestly, but not every time


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Mocha Joe wrote: »
    Not weird but since you're only 21 if it's been such a long time you've been sexually abused as a child.

    Oh, you had to go there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭bohsboy


    Is this the slow burner from Bournemouth? ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Did she Climax? If so what was that like -_-

    Dusty, I'd imagine...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    She was your GILF op.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 277 ✭✭fortuneteller


    was it raining that week?

    being serious here :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 901 ✭✭✭Vicar in a tutu


    Please don't say you work in a care home:(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    So what does the future hold for your relationship?


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