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fortuneteller · 20-09-2013 10:14pm #1

Just spent a week having sex with an 82 year old lady,I'm 46 and a straight Male
Feel sad for her that i felt i had to Hide her away for the week , but the sex was great

Discuss !

TeddyTedson · 20-09-2013 10:17pm

You're 46, you're not young! You're middle aged and somewhat peverted....I like you

shopaholic01 · 20-09-2013 10:17pm

Ah well, it would have been worse if you gay and had sex with her.

questionmark? · 20-09-2013 10:17pm

Were you hiding her under a bridge?

wazky · 20-09-2013 10:17pm

She is more then likely dead after a week of that, be prepared to hide her for the rest of your life.

NuckingFacker · 20-09-2013 10:18pm

fortuneteller wrote: »

Just spent a week having sex with an 82 year old lady,I'm 46 and a straight Male
Feel sad for her that i felt i had to Hide her away for the week , but the sex was great Discuss !

Sorry for your troubles.

20-09-2013 10:18pm

Was she dead?

fortuneteller · 20-09-2013 10:18pm

young enough ..i thought i did well

Vicar in a tutu · 20-09-2013 10:19pm

Snore

fortuneteller · 20-09-2013 10:19pm

i'm serious, lets not turn it into a joke thread !

TeddyTedson · 20-09-2013 10:20pm

Actually she's the perv OP. Going by the half your age plus 7 rule. You've been abused!

Ihatecuddles-old · 20-09-2013 10:20pm

Im 21 and havent had sex with anyone under 30 in a long time. Some people think Im weird.....

86?? Jeez how did you meet her??

Fr_Dougal · 20-09-2013 10:20pm

fortuneteller wrote: »

Just spent a week having sex with an 82 year old lady,I'm 46 and a straight Male
Feel sad for her that i felt i had to Hide her away for the week , but the sex was great Discuss !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM9fRjRPKEo

shopaholic01 · 20-09-2013 10:20pm

fortuneteller wrote: »

i'm serious, lets not turn it into a joke thread !

You managed that all by yourself.

fortuneteller · 20-09-2013 10:20pm

19543261 wrote: »

Was she dead?

no fitter than i am actually

Micky Dolenz · 20-09-2013 10:21pm

The crack was nearly 90, so close.

Ihatecuddles-old · 20-09-2013 10:21pm

wazky wrote: »

She is more then likely dead after a week of that, be prepared to hide her for the rest of your life.

Brilliant!!! I was going to say good luck hiding the smell but she probably already stinks!

Mocha Joe · 20-09-2013 10:21pm

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Im 21 and havent had sex with anyone under 30 in a long time. Some people think Im weird.....

Not weird but since you're only 21 if it's been such a long time you've been sexually abused as a child.

TeddyTedson · 20-09-2013 10:21pm

Did she Climax? If so what was that like -_-

fortuneteller · 20-09-2013 10:22pm

shopaholic01 wrote: »

You managed that all by yourself.

yes even took video,

Mariasofia · 20-09-2013 10:22pm

fortuneteller wrote: »

no fitter than i am actually

Well that explains why you're here.......

forgotten password · 20-09-2013 10:22pm

fortuneteller wrote: »

Just spent a week having sex with an 82 year old lady,I'm 46 and a straight Male
Feel sad for her that i felt i had to Hide her away for the week , but the sex was great Discuss !

was it raining that week?

_Redzer_ · 20-09-2013 10:23pm

I love you you specified straight because only gay lads go around to the homes riding the artificial hips off the residents

fortuneteller · 20-09-2013 10:23pm

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Did she Climax? If so what was that like -_-

yes she did Honestly, but not every time

Ihatecuddles-old · 20-09-2013 10:23pm

Mocha Joe wrote: »

Not weird but since you're only 21 if it's been such a long time you've been sexually abused as a child.

Oh, you had to go there.

bohsboy · 20-09-2013 10:23pm

Is this the slow burner from Bournemouth?

Fr_Dougal · 20-09-2013 10:23pm

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Did she Climax? If so what was that like -_-

Dusty, I'd imagine...

Banjo String · 20-09-2013 10:23pm

She was your GILF op.

fortuneteller · 20-09-2013 10:24pm

forgotten password wrote: »

was it raining that week?

being serious here :rolleyes:

Vicar in a tutu · 20-09-2013 10:24pm

Please don't say you work in a care home:(

LETHAL LADY · 20-09-2013 10:25pm

So what does the future hold for your relationship?

Ihatecuddles-old · 20-09-2013 10:25pm

I FOUND HER!!!!

http://global3.memecdn.com/internet-old-lady_o_490459.jpg

fortuneteller · 20-09-2013 10:25pm

This is amusing to lots here , but was hoping to hear sensible views on the subject...Ah well

wazky · 20-09-2013 10:26pm

fortuneteller wrote: »

This is amusing to lots here , but was hoping to hear sensible views on the subject...Ah well

Wow, she must of fucked your brains out.....

TeddyTedson · 20-09-2013 10:26pm

fortuneteller wrote: »

This is amusing to lots here , but was hoping to hear sensible views on the subject...Ah well

Ah now we know you're trolling, you know AH better than that! :cool:

Ihatecuddles-old · 20-09-2013 10:26pm

fortuneteller wrote: »

This is amusing to lots here , but was hoping to hear sensible views on the subject...Ah well

I want to know how this came about.

fortuneteller · 20-09-2013 10:26pm

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

So what does the future hold for your relationship?

she lives in the uk so its a visit type job, poss few times a year, her son knows all about it and he is ok

fortuneteller · 20-09-2013 10:27pm

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I want to know how this came about.

Site called are you interested on facebook...thats how!

Ihatecuddles-old · 20-09-2013 10:28pm

fortuneteller wrote: »

she lives in the uk so its a visit type job, poss few times a year, her son knows all about it and he is ok

How did you meet her? and how did you meat her?

Vicar in a tutu · 20-09-2013 10:28pm

fortuneteller wrote: »

Site called are you interested on facebook...thats how!

it was on a ''meet a sex partner in your area now'' pop up

fortuneteller · 20-09-2013 10:29pm

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Ah now we know you're trolling, you know AH better than that! :cool:

am not just thought i wasn't the only one at this...but maybe i am

fortuneteller · 20-09-2013 10:29pm

Vicar in a tutu wrote: »

it was on a ''meet a sex partner in your area now'' pop up

no! took a few months of hard work , but well worth it it in the end

Ihatecuddles-old · 20-09-2013 10:29pm

fortuneteller wrote: »

Site called are you interested on facebook...thats how!

Quote from the facebook page

Enjoy this group ,,,,,Know each other ....Friendly each other

Did you friendly her good?

wazky · 20-09-2013 10:30pm

fortuneteller wrote: »

am not just thought i wasn't the only one at this...but maybe i am

Most of us would rather have a wank then try get through all those cobwebs..

fortuneteller · 20-09-2013 10:30pm

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Quote from the facebook page

Did you friendly her good?

as above, this is not a joke

fortuneteller · 20-09-2013 10:32pm

wazky wrote: »

Most of us would rather have a wank then try get through all those cobwebs..

U obviously have never done it , so fine ...i have ..and will again ...great sex no webs

Fr_Dougal · 20-09-2013 10:32pm

fortuneteller wrote: »

as above, this is not a joke

To be fair, you should have seen this coming.

Fox_In_Socks · 20-09-2013 10:32pm

Ah, this again. I read the older thread a few months ago and laughed quite hard.

Continue, please!

kirb42 · 20-09-2013 10:32pm

Wear something tight...and look what happens....

Mariasofia · 20-09-2013 10:32pm

Even ugly guys get younger than 82!!! Join a choir.......

Ihatecuddles-old · 20-09-2013 10:34pm

fortuneteller wrote: »

as above, this is not a joke

Did you read her fortune??

'I see a brown box very soon for you'

Did she take her teeth out?

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