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What do you get your not girlfriend?

  • 19-09-2013 03:57PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,246 ✭✭✭


    Ok people of AH's

    Ive been "seeing" a girl for 7 months, just casual like!

    Its her 30th today (thank god for Facebook)

    Dont have a clue what to get her as we are not in a relationship but still feel I should get her something!

    All options considered!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 516 ✭✭✭Jogathon


    Anti-wrinke face and eye cream?

    Botox voucher?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    Pregnant?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,557 ✭✭✭KeithM89


    7 months?!
    Piss or get off the pot!

    Get her one ticket to some gig she'd like.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,851 ✭✭✭intellectual dosser


    I'm going to 100% honest and say it sounds like you've been glued to the floorboards of the friendzone. My advice would be to get her nothing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    Get her a bus pass. She'll love it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 106 ✭✭cupcake83


    Flowers and take her to dinner. Do men still do that?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,810 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    7 months and she's your "not girlfriend". I'll tell you what i'd be getting her - replaced, that's what.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Should this thread not be called "What do you get your friend (who is a girl)?"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    A vibrator? Just sayin like, if you're 'seeing' but not going out with someone for 7 months and they didn't tell you or you didn't remember, that its their 30th birthday maybe you need to move on. Get her a good vibrator and move on, think of it as the gift that keeps on giving:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,851 ✭✭✭intellectual dosser


    I'm going to 100% honest and say it sounds like you've been glued to the floorboards of the friendzone. My advice would be to get her nothing.

    I just read the OP and it actually looks like I've got the complete opposite end of it.

    Fair play to you sir.

    Still - get her nothing :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,466 ✭✭✭✭Ush1


    If you buy a f*ck buddy gifts it's become the real deal unfortunately.

    Sorry for your troubles.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,576 ✭✭✭pajor


    cupcake83 wrote: »
    Flowers and take her to dinner. Do men still do that?

    Perhaps. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    FINGER HER


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,078 ✭✭✭sok2005


    Maybe i'm an old fogey but what does seeing someone actually mean? Is it just sleeping with someone with the ability to sleep with others too? Or is there dating involved?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,810 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Should this thread not be called "What do you get your friend (who is a girl)?"

    Oh, in that case - nothing:mad:



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,320 ✭✭✭Ace Attorney


    if you're not going out and you get her something wont that send the wrong signals or do you want to be more? maybe hang back and maybe get her flowers at the very least


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,246 ✭✭✭ardinn


    sok2005 wrote: »
    Maybe i'm an old fogey but what does seeing someone actually mean? Is it just sleeping with someone with the ability to sleep with others too? Or is there dating involved?

    We are Sleeping together - not seeing other people - but not going out with one another! A strange one really!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    A voucher for Mothercare


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,984 ✭✭✭The_B_Man
    Something about sandwiches


    Ye right, you know she's off bangin half the lads in Carlow!!

    Maybe get her an STD check!! ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    An engagement ring, that'll scare the bejaysus out of her and you'll never see her again. That or you could up sheet creek. You'll have a good old chortle about it later on in life either way.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 106 ✭✭cupcake83


    ardinn wrote: »
    We are Sleeping together - not seeing other people - but not going out with one another! A strange one really!

    We call that FWB where I come from. Friends with benefits. I'd still say flowers and dinner! I buy my friends flowers and take them to dinner on their birthdays sometimes anyway though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,246 ✭✭✭ardinn




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    ardinn wrote: »
    Ok people of AH's

    Ive been "seeing" a girl for 7 months, just casual like!

    Its her 30th today (thank god for Facebook)

    Dont have a clue what to get her as we are not in a relationship but still feel I should get her something!

    All options considered!

    You should chip in with the rest of her fella's and get her something nice between ye


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,652 ✭✭✭I am pie


    Sounds like you are in a relationship. Not a very committed one, a casual relationship, which is grand, but you are all the same!

    If she is having a party and you aren't invited I wouldn't get her anything!

    If you are meeting up then stay clear of jewellry as it generally implies commitment, a bottle of swanky booze and some posh chocolates should cover it next time your alone?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,246 ✭✭✭ardinn


    ok - dinner is out, her girlies doing that - she doesnt drink - She got about 10 box's of chocs allready. I was thinking flowers but what does that say?

    I cant really get her nothing because she does like giving gifts and I know if it was my b'day i'd get an awesome gift! I'm so confused!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    But a bow on your willy and give her the ride.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,041 ✭✭✭zl1whqvjs75cdy


    Smash her back doors in.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,203 ✭✭✭dee_mc


    What about an experience gift like a bungee jump or similar, something that doesn't scream romance!
    Or a dirty weekend away, everyone's a winner.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    Cook her dinner and then go down on her.

    Shows here you care like.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 795 ✭✭✭Johnnio13


    nipple tassles


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