Favourite quotations

AskMyChocolate

Okay,

I know it's been a whiles, and we do it every so often,but some posters are new.

No harm in it, I'm going to go for;

Sir Lou Grade (upon being asked about the cost of producing "Raise the Titanic")

"It would have been cheaper to lower the Atlantic"

And Albert Einstein;

"If you can't explain it simply then you don't underdstansd it well enough"

So AHers,

Any more good uns ?

Choco

The Backwards Man

If anyone posts that Marilyn Monroe crap I'll burst them!!!!



The Backwards Man, 2013

Artful_Badger

"You're damned if ya do and damned if ya dont" - Who knows

Witcher

'Harry, use the Force' ~ Gandalf

shopaholic01

''True friends stab you in the front.'' Oscar Wilde

jimmycrackcorm

The da once said of my crazy ex girlfriend: "that girl must be on drugs, and if she isn't then she should be..."

Banjo String

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Fungums

My late uncle to me (aged 17) ''You know you're sitting on a goldmine'' Still makes me laugh

Kev_2012

“We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory will swell when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.”

Ace Attorney

"Who loves orange soda" - Morgan Freeman

Thwip!

"Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world — "No, you move."

Captain America

Jesus Wept

'Love is simply a misunderstanding between two idiots' - Noel Flynn

Karl Stein

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.

Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge.

Mark Twain

uch

"Fúck Off" Banned

SimonQuinlank

''Except our own thoughts, there is nothing absolutely in our power.''

''Life is like animal porn, it's not for everybody.''

Rachiee

There is only one thing worse than being talked about and thats not being talked about at all
oscar wilde

A woman is like a tea bag you dont know how strong she is until you put her in hot water
eleanor roosevelt

uch

Ride her like you stole her

wil

"say hello to my little friend" Tony Montana 1982


"Bosco is a Bollox! Bosco is a Bollox!" Zig and Zag, mid commercial break sometime in the past

"oops, quotations not quotes" wil 2013

AskMyChocolate

Charlie Rock wrote: »

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.

Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge.

Mark Twain

"When I was fourteen, I couldn't believe how ignorant my father was. When I was twenty-one, I was amazed to see how much he'd learned in seven years"

Mark Twain

MadsL

Anything said by Hitler attributed to Taylor Swift would be mine.
http://www.pinterest.com/piratemily/not-real-taylor-swift-quotes/

http://kotaku.com/going-viral-sucks-1282348530

paddy147

Brodys famous one liner in Jaws........


"You're gonna need a bigger boat"

paddy147

uch wrote: »

Ride her like you stole her

The woman or the bike???:pac:

wil

paddy147 wrote: »

The woman or the bike???:pac:

or the horse?

Irish Guitarist

“In my life I’ve seen slavery and I’ve seen Jimi play guitar, so I’ve seen just about everything” – Zenora Moore, Jimi Hendrix’s Grandmother

--Kaiser--

"Quotation is a servicable substitute for wit"
Oscar Wilde

jossnjuice

"a wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age"

the beautiful mind of Jim Steinman.

stefan idiot jones

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one, and everyone thinks everyone else's stink. Dirty Harry and others.

salacious crumb

"Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?" - Josey Wales

bonzodog2

Winston Churchill: "You, madam, are ugly"
Lady Astor: "You, sir, are drunk"
Winston Churchill: "Yes, but I will be sober in the morning"

Savoir.Faire

"Fuck off" - Pat Ingoldsby to people asking him stupid questions.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Groucho Marx

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough

There are no good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful

Mae West

People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone.

Audrey Hepburn

.red.

"It looks like a tropical earthquake blew through here or something"

"Get 2 birds stoned at once"

"Lahey was my mothers mating name"

"The fastest way to get money is to steal a bank machine and it doesnt take rocket appliances to realise all you gotta do is get a fcuking chain and hook it up to a truck and just yank the fcuking bank machine out of the store"

All by the great man Ricky from T.P.B.

stefan idiot jones

.red. wrote: »

"It looks like a tropical earthquake blew through here or something"

"Get 2 birds stoned at once"

"Lahey was my mothers mating name"

"The fastest way to get money is to steal a bank machine and it doesnt take rocket appliances to realise all you gotta do is get a fcuking chain and hook it up to a truck and just yank the fcuking bank machine out of the store"

All by the great man Ricky from T.P.B.

He is a legend, just in the middle of season one (again).

--Kaiser--

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

He is a legend, just in the middle of season one (again).

Trailer Park Boys is Shakspeare for the modern era

Stone Deaf 4evr

"One must always question the validity and application of quotations from the internet" - Abraham Lincoln.

--Kaiser--

bonzodog2 wrote: »

Winston Churchill: "You, madam, are ugly"
Lady Astor: "You, sir, are drunk"
Winston Churchill: "Yes, but I will be sober in the morning"

Also:

Lady Astor: If I were your wife, I would put poison in your coffee!
Chruchill: Madam, if I were your husband I would drink it!

Sunglasses Ron

"Niall Quinn is a creep"

Dr_Colossus

"Kids are like farts, you can only really appreciate your own"

anncoates

Ah he-orr!

Irish Guitarist

"He looks like a female llama who has just been surprised in her bath." - Winston Churchill on Charles De Gaulle.

I can see his point. http://www.biography.com/imported/images/Biography/Images/Profiles/G/Charles-de-Gaulle-9269794-1-402.jpg

http://frasescitascelebres.com/assets/00004.jpg

loubeelou

"The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for."
Bob Marley

tim3000

In the age of information, ignorance is a choice.

Santa Cruz

There are three boxes which guarantees our freedom. The ballot box, the jury box and the cartridge box.

Tim the Enchanter

"Last night I had a dream, When I got to Africa,
I had one hell of a rumble.
I had to beat Tarzan’s behind first,
For claiming to be King of the Jungle.
For this fight, I’ve wrestled with alligators,
I’ve tussled with a whale.
I done handcuffed lightning
And throw thunder in jail.
You know I’m bad.
just last week, I murdered a rock,
Injured a stone, Hospitalized a brick.
I’m so mean, I make medicine sick.
I’m so fast, man,
I can run through a hurricane and don't get wet.
When George Foreman meets me,
He’ll pay his debt.
I can drown the drink of water, and kill a dead tree.
Wait till you see Muhammad Ali"

SEPT 23 1989

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice

S.Cooter

--Kaiser--

Tim the Enchanter wrote: »

"Last night I had a dream, When I got to Africa,
I had one hell of a rumble.
I had to beat Tarzan’s behind first,
For claiming to be King of the Jungle.
For this fight, I’ve wrestled with alligators,
I’ve tussled with a whale.
I done handcuffed lightning
And throw thunder in jail.
You know I’m bad.
just last week, I murdered a rock,
Injured a stone, Hospitalized a brick.
I’m so mean, I make medicine sick.
I’m so fast, man,
I can run through a hurricane and don't get wet.
When George Foreman meets me,
He’ll pay his debt.
I can drown the drink of water, and kill a dead tree.
Wait till you see Muhammad Ali"

Also from Ali

"I walked into a store the other day and they told me 'We don't serve black people' I said 'Good, cos I don't eat 'em'"

BattleCorp

"It's better to have a gun and not need one, than to need a gun and not have one." Christian Slater - True Romance.

Ace Attorney

BattleCorp wrote: »

"It's better to have a gun and not need one, than to need a gun and not have one." Christian Slater - True Romance.

my favourite film ever! clarance I like you, always have always will

Jason Todd

To be the man, you gotta beat THE MAN!! WOOOOOOHH!!!

- Ric Flair

Collie D

"If you can keep your head whilst all about you are losing theirs then you obviously don't appreciate the seriousness of the situation"

Not sure where I heard that but one I've used.

Maximus Alexander

"The problem with internet quotes is that you cannot always depend on their accuracy." -Abraham Lincoln, 1864