Ryanair joins Twitter, scantily clad women within

IvaBigWun

I thought it was a photoshop, but no :pac:

http://cf.broadsheet.ie/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/ryanair1.jpg


In 140 characters or less, sum up your Ryanair experiences

The best one wins a return Ryan Air flight to Paris*

Terms & Conditions Apply **




PS: I'll be very disappointed if the first reply isnt a "clever" one involving a hashtag











* lands in Cardiff

** Prize doesnt exist

Femme_Fatale

They "can't" respond to tweets? Of course they can. What's the point in having a social media channel if it's not going to engage with customers. That would be the "social" bit of social media.

I like the way their first tweet ends with "We don't charge for following us."

Karl Stein

IvaBigWun wrote: »

In 140 characters or less, sum up your Ryanair experiences

Let'S fly, let's fly, fly, fly Ryanair, We're gonna take you there, fly, fly Ryanair,

Let's fly, let's fly, fly fly Ryanair, We're gonna take you there, fly, fly Ryanair,

Sit down, relax, time to step in, Buy a juice for Little Johnny and get yourself a Gin,

We got sweets, treats, lots of goodies on the trolley for you,

Whatever it is that you need, ask the friendly cabin crew,

Let's fly, let's fly, fly, fly Ryanair, We're gonna take you there, fly, fly Ryanair,

Let's fly, let's fly, fly, fly Ryan-air,

We're gonna take you there, fly, fly Ryanair…

BillyMitchel

500 gob****es following too.

shopaholic01

Second from the left has great boobs!

keith16

BillyMitchel wrote: »

500 gob****es following too.

Meanwhile, there is over 1,000 followers of the "I hate Ryanair" page. Dem is de real gobstars.

The Backwards Man

BillyMitchel wrote: »

500 gob****es following too.

Why not? I followed them, for information purposes, not because I love them.

wp_rathead

#flightdelayed

keith16

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Second from the left has great boobs!

they are terrific boobs to be fair.

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Why not? I followed them, for information purposes, not because I love them.

I followed them because I love boobs.

MadsL

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Why not? I followed them, for information purposes, not because I love them.

"information purposes" yeah, right

The Backwards Man

MadsL wrote: »

"information purposes" yeah, right

Yeah, right. I'm surrounded by tits every day at work, they are the last thing I turn on the internet for.

ShooterSF

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Yeah, right. I'm surrounded by tits every day at work, they are the last thing I turn on the internet for.

How is the pimp business finding the recession?

Banjo String

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Yeah, right. I'm surrounded by tits every day at work, they are the last thing I turn on the internet for.

OMG it's NIALL.:eek:

MadsL

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Yeah, right. I'm surrounded by tits every day at work, they are the last thing I turn on the internet for.

Professional birdwatcher?

The Backwards Man

ShooterSF wrote: »

How is the pimp business finding the recession?

I mean figurative tits, not literal tits.

RikkFlair

Enjoy the boobs, next week it'll be a pic of Michael O'Leary pulling one of his "bold child in the class" funny faces that he always does at photo shoots.

Katunga

only reason they set it up was they wanted free publicity from the papers and online news sites.

WoollyRedHat

Birds and planes

MadsL

Katunga wrote: »

only reason they set it up was they wanted free publicity from the papers and online news sites.

Ya think? Not free bewbs?

paddy147

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Second from the left has great boobs!

The last one on the right needs to grow a pair.

paddy147

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

Birds and planes

If Carlsberg did planes and stewardesses.....:pac::D

Warning..Over 18s only.....watch at your own peril

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a05_1215026635

paddy147

Ryanair Stewardess at 21 seconds.


Wonder did she get fired for that???:pac::pac:

B00056718

paddy147 wrote: »

The last one on the right needs to grow a pair.

She's number 1 for me. Also the 3rd one from the left. Always liked small boobs.

Nodin

IvaBigWun wrote: »

I thought it was a photoshop, but no :pac:

http://cf.broadsheet.ie/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/ryanair1.jpg


In 140 characters or less, sum up your Ryanair experiences

The best one wins a return Ryan Air flight to Paris*

Terms & Conditions Apply **




PS: I'll be very disappointed if the first reply isnt a "clever" one involving a hashtag

"Ryanair - you'll feel like a right tit when you see where you've landed"

mfceiling

Great fares, land where...

Ihatecuddles-old

B00056718 wrote: »

She's number 1 for me. Also the 3rd one from the left. Always liked small boobs.

What is wrong with you people??

2nd from the lefts face with the one in the yellow bikinis rack.

The one on the left has to be Irish, shes so pale shes blending in with the clouds! She looks like she's pure filth though. So we'll add her personality into the mix above.

Sh*t, I mean
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS6o02ayZIiZv_zv1mKc2d6DPMc2jsWGXhNjGwDPusf9AJwf6cgpQ

IvaBigWun

Nodin wrote: »

"Ryanair - you'll feel like a right tit when you see where you've landed"

We have a leader!

Cant see this being a good thing for them, even in a "all publicity is good publicity" kind of way because even that has a tipping point.

Lots of "@ryanair #rudebastards #etc" tweets on the way Id say.