Public masturbation now legal in Sweden

Foxhound38

As long as it's not directed at anyone in particular according to the Daily Edge.

*insert joke about Neil Prederville packing his bags for Sweden as we speak*

SV

in fairness have ya seen their women? must be bloody torture waiting to get to somewhere private.

Ilik Urgee

Foxhound38 wrote: »

As long as it's not directed at anyone in particular according to the Daily Edge.

*insert joke about Neil Prederville packing his bags for Sweden as we speak*

Fúck Neil Prenderville, I'm packing as I t

racso1975

Now when you say "directed" what part of the masturbation act are you referring too???



*please dont let it be the money shot

Muise...

aw, just in time for Arthur's Day. Temple Bar won't be the same this year.

Ted_YNWA

racso1975 wrote: »

Now when you say "directed" what part of the masturbation act are you referring too???

Was just thinking the same,

Zed Bank

Foxhound38 wrote: »

As long as it's not directed at anyone in particular according to the Daily Edge.

*insert joke about Neil Prederville packing his bags for Sweden as we speak*

We can't smoke marijuana legally but we can masturbate in public!!?! What is wrong with the world?

Dr. Bre

swedish women are overrated

hfallada

I have a feeling this is one policy that Sweden, has introduced that people that are obsessed with that country wont want introduced here like their excellent childcare, banning sale of sex etc etc

Foxhound38

racso1975 wrote: »

Now when you say "directed" what part of the masturbation act are you referring too???

I gather from the article that it's as long as you're not actively leering at anyone while doing so...

Pair of w@nkers, those judges :pac:

jimgoose

****.

TommiesTank

They'd laugh at your best.

gernon

They'll have some mess on their hands now

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

In fairness, it's hardly sexual assault. Curious to know why he wasn't charged with public indecency.

crockholm

In fairness,it's only illegal if you're focusing on a person,if you're not staring at anyone in particular it's cool.

That little bit of extra info makes it a lot more normal.

Foxhound38

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

In fairness, it's hardly sexual assault. Curious to know why he wasn't charged with public indecency.

He probably "pulled" in a good lawyer :pac:

Femme_Fatale

crockholm wrote: »

In fairness,it's only illegal if you're focusing on a person,if you're not staring at anyone in particular it's cool.

That little bit of extra info makes it a lot more normal.

Can a person just fap away in e.g. a café to pass the time while they're waiting on their order?

Foxhound38

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

Can a person just fap away in e.g. a café to pass the time while they're waiting on their order?

It's one way to work up an appetite I suppose

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

Can a person just fap away in e.g. a café to pass the time while they're waiting on their order?

probably, if the cafe owner allows it

Smidge

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

Can a person just fap away in e.g. a café to pass the time while they're waiting on their order?

I was just thinking that.
How do they think this will work, legally?
Leads to all sorts of legal grey areas.

Foxhound38

Smidge wrote: »

I was just thinking that.
How do they think this will work, legally?
Leads to all sorts of legal grey areas.

They might have to "pull" a few all nighters to figure it out :pac:

I'll stop now

stoeger

If your not happy watching me **** you can sit somewhere else on the bus

Smidge

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »

probably, if the cafe owner allows it

So the staff will either have to be okay with it, ie having to do their work while people fap away or else leave their job?

Grayson

Foxhound38 wrote: »

He probably "pulled" in a good lawyer :pac:

Maybe he was a yank?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

Smidge wrote: »

So the staff will either have to be okay with it, ie having to do their work while people fap away or else leave their job?

if a cafe becomes a hotspot of public masturbation I guess they can quit if they're uncomfortable with it

Grayson

Smidge wrote: »

I was just thinking that.
How do they think this will work, legally?
Leads to all sorts of legal grey areas.

Pink areas too.

crockholm

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

Can a person just fap away in e.g. a café to pass the time while they're waiting on their order?

Yup, it's called a Fapuccino;)

Ace Attorney

jaysus, im imagining the footpaths here dotted with birdsh!te is gonna be a similar scene in Sweden.

Smidge

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »

if a cafe becomes a hotspot of public masturbation I guess they can quit if they're uncomfortable with it

As adults I suppose you have that option but it would annoy you a bit I'd imagine if you have been working in the same place for years and like it and then suddenly you are elbow deep in "tips" (feel free to pun:p).

But how can they determine if you are wilfully directing it at someone(apart from doing it against the back of someone's coat while waiting on a train and so on).
Eye contact?

flutered

will it be of any help to the users of the little blue pill.

Davdee1

Should this thread be a sticky?

Artful_Badger

A guy was charged with sexual assault for masturbating in public and was found not guilty.

There is NOTHING about that that says public masturbation is legal except a sulking prosecutors soundbite. It just doesnt constitute sexual assault unless its clear its directed at someone.

AlanS181824

I've been to Sweden so many times at this stage their laws don't surprise me...
As long as you love yourself some Fika (Coffee drinking) you'll love it there!
But this law... I don't get it...
You can pull away in public providing you're not making any eye contact...

Foxhound38

AlanS181824 wrote: »

I've been to Sweden so many times at this stage their laws don't surprise me...
As long as you love yourself some Fika (Coffee drinking) you'll love it there!
But this law... I don't get it...
You can pull away in public providing you're not making any eye contact...

They're loving themselves alright :pac:

AlanS181824

Foxhound38 wrote: »

They're loving themselves alright :pac:

Hehe.. you're terribly inappropriate

Foxhound38

AlanS181824 wrote: »

Hehe.. you're terribly inappropriate

Who knows how this is going to influence Sweden's laws in the future. For now, all I can say is that it is a fairly seminal decision... :pac:

AlanS181824

Foxhound38 wrote: »

Who knows how this is going to influence Sweden's laws in the future. For now, all I can say is that it is a fairly seminal decision... :pac:

How're you cuming up with all these?
I should be going over to Stockholm in November or before December to visit relatives so I'll keep my eyes peeled... if you know what I mean...

Actually.... Ugh it already sound so wrong oh well.

claypigeon777

Sweden has one of the highest rape rates in the world.

I'm sure Swedish women will be delighted.

lukesmom

I fear this could get messy. Of course they will be looking at women while they are fapping. Don't know how anyone could believe this is all white

laugh

claypigeon777 wrote: »

Sweden has one of the highest rape rates in the world.

I'm sure Swedish women will be delighted.

They have been the masters of rape and pillage for millennia after all.

28064212

claypigeon777 wrote: »

Sweden has one of the highest rape rates in the world.

I'm sure Swedish women will be delighted.

Firstly, in Sweden there is a noticeably broad definition of what constitutes rape. This means that more acts in Sweden are regarded and registered as rape than in the majority of other countries. Secondly, in Sweden a lot of effort is made to register all cases that can be suspected to be rape. As this is done at a very early stage of the process, cases are included that later turn out to be some other sex crime, or even no crime at all. In addition to this, all individual acts are registered — not just the latest occasion or the main crime. In many other countries cases like these are filtered out and do not show up in the statistics.

Source
If anything, Sweden does more to prosecute rape than other countries

BeerWolf

What about Jacking It in San Diego ?

Wacker The Attacker

Dr. Bre wrote: »

swedish women are overrated

I take it you have never been to Sweden

Menas

I am heading over to Sweden next week, will report back here on how I get on (or off).

Menas

Dr. Bre wrote: »

swedish women are overrated

No no no no....I suppose it is whatever floats your boat but Scandinavian women absolutely do it for me.

No fat sweaty biddies in tracksuits over there.

Son Of A Vidic

Foxhound38 wrote: »

*insert joke about Neil Prederville packing his bags for Sweden as we speak*

But how can he pack his bags, when it's more than likely he's already fapping?

JustAddWater

crockholm wrote: »

In fairness,it's only illegal if you're focusing on a person,if you're not staring at anyone in particular it's cool.

That little bit of extra info makes it a lot more normal.

What happens if you're cross eyed! :P

BeerWolf

JustAddWater wrote: »

What happens if you're cross eyed! :P

Close ye eyes and fap away.

AlanS181824

Trigger Happy wrote: »

I am heading over to Sweden next week, will report back here on how I get on (or off).

Trigger Happy wrote: »

No no no no....I suppose it is whatever floats your boat but Scandinavian women absolutely do it for me.

No fat sweaty biddies in tracksuits over there.

I've been to Sweden... many many times..
Going again next month or December.
The women are fairly nice, granted I'm usually always with family so I can't take a good look
You'll see someone pushing a buggy and you go over to see what she's like... and... most of the time it's a he!
Big culture shock xP

I doubt this law will do much though, probably just the odd person having a "pull" around the cities..
SWEDEN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!

Menas

OK, I landed in Stockholm yesterday afternoon and was out on the town last night. Whilst I saw a lot of **** none of them were performing publically.
I will be out again tonight and will let ye know if any more news.

ringadingding

Swedish woman, are generally as crazy as Dutch women.
Which is craaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeeyyyyyyyy

They lull you into a false sense of security with being all hot and cool, then bam.
They go bat**** on you, your friends and your family.

Dutch ans Swedish, ride em once and run