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Public masturbation now legal in Sweden

  • 18-09-2013 09:41PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,547 ✭✭✭


    As long as it's not directed at anyone in particular according to the Daily Edge.

    *insert joke about Neil Prederville packing his bags for Sweden as we speak*


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,533 ✭✭✭SV


    in fairness have ya seen their women? must be bloody torture waiting to get to somewhere private.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭Ilik Urgee


    Foxhound38 wrote: »
    As long as it's not directed at anyone in particular according to the Daily Edge.

    *insert joke about Neil Prederville packing his bags for Sweden as we speak*

    Fúck Neil Prenderville, I'm packing as I t


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,273 ✭✭✭racso1975


    Now when you say "directed" what part of the masturbation act are you referring too???



    *please dont let it be the money shot


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    aw, just in time for Arthur's Day. Temple Bar won't be the same this year. :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    racso1975 wrote: »
    Now when you say "directed" what part of the masturbation act are you referring too???

    Was just thinking the same,


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 504 ✭✭✭Zed Bank


    Foxhound38 wrote: »
    As long as it's not directed at anyone in particular according to the Daily Edge.

    *insert joke about Neil Prederville packing his bags for Sweden as we speak*
    We can't smoke marijuana legally but we can masturbate in public!!?! What is wrong with the world?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,877 ✭✭✭Dr. Bre


    swedish women are overrated


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭hfallada


    I have a feeling this is one policy that Sweden, has introduced that people that are obsessed with that country wont want introduced here like their excellent childcare, banning sale of sex etc etc


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,547 ✭✭✭Foxhound38


    racso1975 wrote: »
    Now when you say "directed" what part of the masturbation act are you referring too???

    I gather from the article that it's as long as you're not actively leering at anyone while doing so...

    Pair of w@nkers, those judges :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,204 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    ****.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 328 ✭✭TommiesTank


    They'd laugh at your best.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 454 ✭✭gernon


    They'll have some mess on their hands now


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    In fairness, it's hardly sexual assault. Curious to know why he wasn't charged with public indecency.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭crockholm


    In fairness,it's only illegal if you're focusing on a person,if you're not staring at anyone in particular it's cool.

    That little bit of extra info makes it a lot more normal.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,547 ✭✭✭Foxhound38


    In fairness, it's hardly sexual assault. Curious to know why he wasn't charged with public indecency.

    He probably "pulled" in a good lawyer :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,628 ✭✭✭Femme_Fatale


    crockholm wrote: »
    In fairness,it's only illegal if you're focusing on a person,if you're not staring at anyone in particular it's cool.

    That little bit of extra info makes it a lot more normal.
    Can a person just fap away in e.g. a café to pass the time while they're waiting on their order?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,547 ✭✭✭Foxhound38


    Can a person just fap away in e.g. a café to pass the time while they're waiting on their order?

    It's one way to work up an appetite I suppose


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,555 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    Can a person just fap away in e.g. a café to pass the time while they're waiting on their order?

    probably, if the cafe owner allows it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    Can a person just fap away in e.g. a café to pass the time while they're waiting on their order?

    I was just thinking that.
    How do they think this will work, legally?
    Leads to all sorts of legal grey areas.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,547 ✭✭✭Foxhound38


    Smidge wrote: »
    I was just thinking that.
    How do they think this will work, legally?
    Leads to all sorts of legal grey areas.

    They might have to "pull" a few all nighters to figure it out :pac:

    I'll stop now


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 310 ✭✭stoeger


    If your not happy watching me **** you can sit somewhere else on the bus


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    probably, if the cafe owner allows it

    So the staff will either have to be okay with it, ie having to do their work while people fap away or else leave their job?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,952 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    Foxhound38 wrote: »
    He probably "pulled" in a good lawyer :pac:

    Maybe he was a yank?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,555 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    Smidge wrote: »
    So the staff will either have to be okay with it, ie having to do their work while people fap away or else leave their job?

    if a cafe becomes a hotspot of public masturbation I guess they can quit if they're uncomfortable with it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,952 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    Smidge wrote: »
    I was just thinking that.
    How do they think this will work, legally?
    Leads to all sorts of legal grey areas.

    Pink areas too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭crockholm


    Can a person just fap away in e.g. a café to pass the time while they're waiting on their order?

    Yup, it's called a Fapuccino;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,320 ✭✭✭Ace Attorney


    jaysus, im imagining the footpaths here dotted with birdsh!te is gonna be a similar scene in Sweden.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    if a cafe becomes a hotspot of public masturbation I guess they can quit if they're uncomfortable with it

    As adults I suppose you have that option but it would annoy you a bit I'd imagine if you have been working in the same place for years and like it and then suddenly you are elbow deep in "tips" (feel free to pun:p).

    But how can they determine if you are wilfully directing it at someone(apart from doing it against the back of someone's coat while waiting on a train and so on).
    Eye contact?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,724 ✭✭✭flutered


    will it be of any help to the users of the little blue pill.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 306 ✭✭Davdee1


    Should this thread be a sticky?


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