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I think I'm stoned

  • 17-09-2013 9:31pm
    #1
    UpTheLilies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 75 ✭✭


    and so is the fella that has the telly zapper, his name's john incase u were wondering. BTW if u weren't wondering it's still john anyhow. his name's always john.


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  • #2
    Korvanica
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,992 ✭✭✭Korvanica


    Hi John


  • #3
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    this reminds me of the way teenage girls will drink one bottle of heineken between ten of them and post on facebook "omg soooooo drunk"


  • #4
    miller50841
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,525 ✭✭✭miller50841


    How many fingers am I holding up?


  • #5
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Take the test

    http://i.imgur.com/oSfhBmE.gif

    If that looks like sunset at the Liffey on a hot July night, yer grand


  • #6
    crosstownk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,863 ✭✭✭✭crosstownk


    Pass it round.

    Blister fingers.
    Untitled Image




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  • #7
    racso1975
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,273 ✭✭✭racso1975


    SV wrote: »
    this reminds me of the way teenage girls will drink one bottle of heineken between ten of them and post on facebook "omg soooooo drunk"


    The real question is why do you look up teenage girls facebook pages to see if they are drunk?????


  • #8
    UpTheLilies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 75 ✭✭UpTheLilies


    how exactly? I'm neither female or drunk.


  • #9
    paddy147
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15,858 ✭✭✭✭paddy147


    UpTheLilies wrote: »
    and so is the fella that has the telly zapper, his name's john incase u were wondering. BTW if u weren't wondering it's still john anyhow. his name's always john.

    Make the ciggie come out your arse...if you can do that...then you are stoned.


  • #10
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    I got a great bong while away on holidays, I know im stoned :pac:


  • #11
    Ilik Urgee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭Ilik Urgee


    Op's name is John and is having a whitie:pac:


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  • #12
    UpTheLilies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 75 ✭✭UpTheLilies


    Korvanica wrote: »
    Hi John
    Im not john ya mad spoon


  • #13
    racso1975
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,273 ✭✭✭racso1975


    supports kildare, needs to be stoned


  • #14
    UpTheLilies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 75 ✭✭UpTheLilies


    racso1975 wrote: »
    The real question is why do you look up teenage girls facebook pages to see if they are drunk?????
    Was trying to think of a way of saying that so cheers.


  • #15
    STLUEE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2 ✭STLUEE


    miller50841 wrote: »
    How many fingers am I holding up?
    It looks like one in the middle to me!:D


  • #16
    paddy147
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15,858 ✭✭✭✭paddy147


    UpTheLilies wrote: »
    and so is the fella that has the telly zapper, his name's john incase u were wondering. BTW if u weren't wondering it's still john anyhow. his name's always john.



    Howya Ming...............


  • #17
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I hate when people post when they are under the influence of something. . .


  • #18
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    racso1975 wrote: »
    The real question is why do you look up teenage girls facebook pages to see if they are drunk?????

    How else are you to pick your moment. Tssseeesh! Basic stuff.


  • #19
    UpTheLilies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 75 ✭✭UpTheLilies


    racso1975 wrote: »
    supports kildare, needs to be stoned
    Funny coz its true


  • #20
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I hate when people post when they are under the influence of something. . .

    Like being drunk in Scotland?


  • #21
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    UpTheLilies wrote: »
    how exactly? I'm neither female or drunk.

    No but you seem to think being stoned is as 'cool' as they think being drunk is.
    Also you feel the need to tell everyone about it, just like they do.


    Anyway, for some reason I think the closest you've ever come to weed is by looking at Pineapple express.


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  • #22
    UpTheLilies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 75 ✭✭UpTheLilies


    paddy147 wrote: »
    Howya Ming...............
    just peachy now hahah


  • #23
    Fighting Irish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,065 ✭✭✭Fighting Irish


    I'm stoned too


  • #24
    UpTheLilies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 75 ✭✭UpTheLilies


    SV wrote: »
    No but you seem to think being stoned is as 'cool' as they think being drunk is.
    Also you feel the need to tell everyone about it, just like they do.


    Anyway, for some reason I think the closest you've ever come to weed is by looking at Pineapple express.
    stfu and **** off ffs


  • #25
    BigCol
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45 ✭BigCol


    Are you bogarting?


  • #26
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    kneemos wrote: »
    Like being drunk in Scotland?
    Tired and emotional.;)


  • #27
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    UpTheLilies wrote: »
    stfu and **** off ffs

    See? No stoned person has ever got that angry.


  • #28
    circadian
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,221 ✭✭✭circadian


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    Take the test

    http://i.imgur.com/oSfhBmE.gif

    If that looks like sunset at the Liffey on a hot July night, yer grand

    Apples! Lots of apples!


  • #29
    UpTheLilies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 75 ✭✭UpTheLilies


    SV wrote: »
    See? No stoned person has ever got that angry.
    They do when they have annoying dry bastards like u flying around killinthe buzz


  • #30
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    SV wrote: »
    See? No stoned person has ever got that angry.

    My thoughts as well.Pretty aggresive for a stoned guy.


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  • #31
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    miller50841 wrote: »
    How many fingers am I holding up?

    Fcuk! I'm paralysed from the waist down too :eek:


  • #32
    UpTheLilies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 75 ✭✭UpTheLilies


    kneemos wrote: »
    My thoughts as well.Pretty aggresive for a stoned guy.
    Really? ever? in the whole history of people getting high?


  • #33
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    UpTheLilies wrote: »
    Really? ever? in the whole history of people getting high?

    Chill dude.


  • #34
    STLUEE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2 ✭STLUEE


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I hate when people post when they are under the influence of something. . .
    Its rather amusing. My account got hacked at Sony, when I was batgirl and that person was drunk. Got banned for it. I wasn't mad though, made a new account.


  • #35
    TommiesTank
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 328 ✭✭TommiesTank


    Mind you don't get a kick in the stones, OP.


  • #36
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,217 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    crosstownk wrote: »
    Pass it round.

    Blister fingers.
    :D
    racso1975 wrote: »
    The real question is why do you look up teenage girls facebook pages to see if they are drunk?????
    I think it's called "research" or "morally wrong" R. I'm too past it for all that stuff so I'm running on memory here.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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  • #37
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    UpTheLilies wrote: »
    I think I'm stoned

    Of course you're not. Attention whoring? Absolutely. Stoned? Not a chance. Now run to bed quickly before mammy catches you.


  • #38
    UpTheLilies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 75 ✭✭UpTheLilies


    Corvus Maximus wrote: »
    Of course you're not. Attention whoring? Absolutely. Stoned? Not a chance. Now run to bed quickly before mammy catches you.
    An absolute legend right there folks


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