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Are AHers able to swim

  • 17-09-2013 1:21pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭


    I for one am a crap swimmer and planning to starting again with adult swimming lessons.

    For an Island surrounded by water I know a lot of people unable to swim

    Can you Swim 142 votes

    Like a Fish
    0% 0 votes
    Like a Rock
    100% 142 votes


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    Yes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 941 ✭✭✭Ciderswigger


    No.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,728 ✭✭✭dilallio


    This thread needs a Pool


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    I'm a mod. I fucking walk on water around here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    Yes.

    I am being inducted into my high school's Athletic Hall of Fame in November for my time as a swimmer and water polo player in school/coach after I left school.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Like a few other things, it's that long since I've done it I'm not sure if I would still be good at it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    I'm a mod. I fucking walk on water around here.

    You might need to think about calling a plumber , in the meantime I've a mop you can borrow.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    I'm a mod. I fucking walk on water around here.

    We all do, They are called puddles


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,716 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    I voted "Like a fish" but I meant like a dead fish in case that matters.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,627 ✭✭✭Lawrence1895


    I'm a mod. I fucking walk on water around here.

    To quote Berti Vogts, former manager of Germany: 'Even if I was able to walk on water, some people would give out to me, because I was too lazy to swim'

    :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    I voted "Like a fish" but I meant like a dead fish in case that matters.

    You float?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    Yes.

    I am being inducted into my high school's Athletic Hall of Fame in November for my time as a swimmer and water polo player in school/coach after I left school.

    Congrats :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 455 ✭✭Leogirl


    Yes but need to get back to it more often.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,716 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    You float?
    Okay then, I meant "Like a rock".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    I don't even float


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Mortifyingly, no.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,446 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Yes and I'm in the process of teaching my 2.5 year old to swim.. I'm very proud to say he's taking to it like a duck to water :D

    Just back from the pool now as it happens!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 443 ✭✭Elbaston


    Presently, I am swimmin in women with their own condominiums, 5+5, whom drives millenniums ? - Its all about the Benjamins baby.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,073 ✭✭✭gobnaitolunacy


    Like a golden retriever.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭Penny Dreadful


    WIZE wrote: »
    I for one am a crap swimmer and planning to starting again with adult swimming lessons.

    For an Island surrounded by water I know a lot of people unable to swim
    Are all islands not surrounded by water?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,000 ✭✭✭Stone Deaf 4evr


    Adult swimming lessons? makes it sound like everyones naked or something.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    yep

    21/25



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 286 ✭✭spiderman1885


    I can swim, My Dad who was at Sea for 20+ years can't. Retiring next year, hoping to get him to do lessons. I love swimming and just feel he's missing out on it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    Are all islands not surrounded by water?

    I was waiting for that but too lazy to edit


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,229 ✭✭✭LeinsterDub


    Are all islands not surrounded by water?

    Not monster island technically it's a peninsula.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 476 ✭✭Burky126


    I swim like an Atari Jaguar.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,311 ✭✭✭✭weldoninhio


    xzanti wrote: »
    Yes and I'm in the process of teaching my 2.5 year old to swim.. I'm very proud to say he's taking to it like a duck to water :D

    Just back from the pool now as it happens!

    He sits on the tops almost motionless and his legs do all the work?? :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Like a focking great white OP.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Pretty sure I can swim for the first two seconds or so. Just before I sink to the bottom and drown.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭Pug160


    I'm not sure there's such a thing as not being able to swim. I think you can either swim or you are too scared to do so. It's basically just kicking your legs and moving your arms around.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    I swim like Michelle Smith before she got into the practice of tampering her drug tests.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 560 ✭✭✭markomuscle


    I can execute the arm and leg motions but I can't do the breathing or the treading of water. Myself and a friend were in our own group of 2 during school swimming sessions (from ages 6-12), everyone else was swimming in the deep end and we were wearing floating contraptions around our waists.
    We did get a 5 metre certificate though when no extra breath was required.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,901 ✭✭✭Howard Juneau


    No, I can't!
    Saw a report before that said 64% of people who drown are swimmers....I prefer to be in the other 36% tyvm!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭Zen65


    I can swim, but not especially well. Enough to get out of a pool I guess.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭Pug160


    No, I can't!
    Saw a report before that said 64% of people who drown are swimmers....I prefer to be in the other 36% tyvm!

    Well I'm surprised if that's true but it depends on context. A lot of people drown because they ''can't swim''. They panic and make things much worse for themselves. Also, sometimes the people who try to save the non swimmers who get into difficulty can often be pulled into the water by the person they are trying to save and both of them can end up drowning.

    There is a very sad video on the internet of a Middle Eastern couple on their honeymoon. It shows them standing on what seems to be a shallow lake or pond but it appears as though they cross over into deeper water and the man panics and ends up drowning the woman (or they both panic and drown each other perhaps). Very sad, but it's a good example of what I'm talking about.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,904 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    Nope, never learned and would feel foolish trying to learn now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 412 ✭✭Rho b


    No cannot swim and am terrified of getting into water. Nearly drowned when I was 7. A friend tried to get me swimming a few years ago but to be honest I found it difficult even to float.
    Although its something I would like to be able to do but so far have not managed to pluck up the courage.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,689 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    Yeah I'm a good swimmer and can dive quite well too. I've been trying to convince my BIL to go down here:



    and do that jump with me. :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,901 ✭✭✭Howard Juneau


    Pug160 wrote: »
    Well I'm surprised if that's true but it depends on context. A lot of people drown because they ''can't swim''. They panic and make things much worse for themselves. Also, sometimes the people who try to save the non swimmers who get into difficulty can often be pulled into the water by the person they are trying to save and both of them can end up drowning.

    There is a very sad video on the internet of a Middle Eastern couple on their honeymoon. It shows them standing on what seems to be a shallow lake or pond but it appears as though they cross over into deeper water and the man panics and ends up drowning the woman (or they both panic and drown each other perhaps). Very sad, but it's a good example of what I'm talking about.

    Its as high as 66% actually, and a lot of sea fishermen don't bother learning either as they would rather go down quickly & not struggle to stay alive & prolong their agony


  • Subscribers Posts: 19,425 ✭✭✭✭Oryx


    No, I can't!
    Saw a report before that said 64% of people who drown are swimmers....I prefer to be in the other 36% tyvm!

    Soyou want to be one of the non swimmers who also drowns?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,901 ✭✭✭Howard Juneau


    Oryx wrote: »
    Soyou want to be one of the non swimmers who also drowns?

    Nope, I want to be one of the non swimmers who isn't going to go out above waist level.
    A big factor in drownings is the ability of the swimmer.
    Unfortunately, people learn to swim in pools & don't know anything about the strength of sea currents & tides.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Only in GTA. And even then...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,425 ✭✭✭✭smurfjed


    Every year we get dumped into a swimming pool and have to fight our way into a life raft, so you could say that swimming is a job requirement.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,453 ✭✭✭Shenshen


    Yes, it always surprised me how so many people here and in the UK can't swim... I grew up some 800km from the nearest beach, we just learned in a river.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭Pug160


    Its as high as 66% actually, and a lot of sea fishermen don't bother learning either as they would rather go down quickly & not struggle to stay alive & prolong their agony

    It's obviously better to be a swimmer than to not be if you're around water. There are certain circumstances where it wouldn't matter but anyone with half a brain knows that you shouldn't be in water unsupervised if you have a phobia or can't really swim.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 412 ✭✭Rho b


    Pug160 wrote: »
    It's obviously better to be a swimmer than to not be if you're around water. There are certain circumstances where it wouldn't matter but anyone with half a brain knows that you shouldn't be in water unsupervised if you have a phobia or can't really swim.

    Pug160, I love fishing and have a lake boat although Iam terrified of the water. So I bought a super duper self inflatable life vest. I would never get into the boat or fish from the shore without wearing it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    Was an avid swimmer when I was younger but the drink got meas I going on my 20s and gave up.
    Between one thing and another didnt bother until recently and Iv started again.
    Having trouble with breathing but that will fix itsself.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,901 ✭✭✭Howard Juneau


    Pug160 wrote: »
    It's obviously better to be a swimmer than to not be if you're around water. There are certain circumstances where it wouldn't matter but anyone with half a brain knows that you shouldn't be in water unsupervised if you have a phobia or can't really swim.

    I think the amount of drownings & near drownings this year prove that a lot of people either underestimate the power of the sea or overestimate their swimming abilities.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,127 ✭✭✭✭kerry4sam


    WIZE wrote: »
    I for one am a crap swimmer and planning to starting again with adult swimming lessons.

    For an Island surrounded by water I know a lot of people unable to swim

    Yes I can swim and find it relaxing doing laps of the pool :) Not able to swim at the moment though due to an injury in my lumbar region, but would like to get back swimming again before year out.

    You should try and take up swimming if you can; great sport to assist you with keeping fit. You can take swim lessons either individually or in groups with your peers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 953 ✭✭✭donegal__road


    Was an avid swimmer when I was younger but the drink got meas I going on my 20s and gave up.
    Between one thing and another didnt bother until recently and Iv started again.
    Having trouble with breathing but that will fix itsself.

    I took it up again after over 20 years of not swimming. A while ago I was swimming 40 lengths a day, but because of the difficulty with timing the breathing, I swim the back-stroke only.


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