Looking For A Girl From Last Night......

Kruse

There I was, just last night.... I woke up around 3 AM to use the bathroom when I noticed your squeaky giggle outside of my window. I looked out my window half naked as an odd mix of shock, disgust, pity and blush washed over me.

Not only were you a stunning redhead just a little shorter then me with, what looked like, a curtain and drapery matching combo, but you were also taking a piss on my lawn at the same time.

I immediately came out to see if you were alright or needed a lift home, seeing as the area isn't exactly well suited for, what I'd say, an 24-28 year old drunk girl at 3 in the morning, but me coming out in a dressing gown and asking apparently scared you because you started running and dove headfirst into my car, leaving a slight dent in it.

I told you to hold on as I was gonna shut off the car alarm and get you an ice pack but I'm not sure if you heard. What I am sure of though is that you sat on the trunk of my car, took off your shoes, left your half full Smirnoff bottle and legged it.

Normally I wouldn't let a girl piss all over my things and put a dent in my car until we've gotten on a first name basis but for you I think we could work it out. You know where I live.

L.Jenkins

Sure she wasn't trying to escape?

freetoall

I am sure if she remembers any details about her night out she will try to forget it as soon as possible. I wish you all the best with your search.

Mr. Nice

Kruse wrote: »

you sat on the trunk of my car, took off your shoes...You know where I live.

America?

Muise...

Mr. Nice wrote: »

America?

"dove" is another clue.

although, he didn't offer her a "ride" home. hmmm

Techno_Toaster

Here we go again....

Elbaston

Theres just a hint of desperate.

Anything will do at 3am on a Sunday morning.

True love.

Joe prim

Dear Sir, this morning my beautiful 28-year old redheaded alcoholic incontinent curtain-wearing wife returned home with very bad bruising, having been involved in a collision with a motor veh-ickle-Please forward me your insurance details immediately to allow me to make a major insurance claim. ( I'd also appreciate the return of the vodka bottle-still half full you say?)

Renegade Mechanic

Drapery, Dove, Trunk... I smell a copy pasta.... If not then GLWS:D

dxhound2005

Amazing coincidence.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/mod/3781647774.html

Stick Monkey

dxhound2005 wrote: »

Amazing coincidence.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/mod/3781647774.html

IbtL

SCOOP 64

Now will all 8 remove the thanks and add it to dxhound2005.

Mr.Prodston

Time to remove my initial thanks giving. That's right, you cheat Mr.Prodston at your peril :mad:

neiphin

so why is kruse not banned for trolling yet ?

WoollyRedHat

dxhound2005 wrote: »

Amazing coincidence.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/mod/3781647774.html

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Kelso-Says-Burn-That-70s-Show.gif

SCOOP 64

come on , dxhound2005 should get more thanks then kruse!

Logical Fallacy

Kruse wrote: »

There I was, just last night.... I woke up around 3 AM to use the bathroom when I noticed your squeaky giggle outside of my window. I looked out my window half naked as an odd mix of shock, disgust, pity and blush washed over me.

Not only were you a stunning redhead just a little shorter then me with, what looked like, a curtain and drapery matching combo, but you were also taking a piss on my lawn at the same time.

I immediately came out to see if you were alright or needed a lift home, seeing as the area isn't exactly well suited for, what I'd say, an 24-28 year old drunk girl at 3 in the morning, but me coming out in a dressing gown and asking apparently scared you because you started running and dove headfirst into my car, leaving a slight dent in it.

I told you to hold on as I was gonna shut off the car alarm and get you an ice pack but I'm not sure if you heard. What I am sure of though is that you sat on the trunk of my car, took off your shoes, left your half full Smirnoff bottle and legged it.

Normally I wouldn't let a girl piss all over my things and put a dent in my car until we've gotten on a first name basis but for you I think we could work it out. You know where I live.

This was done on AH already.

Sofaspud

What's wrong with "dove"? It's the past-tense of "dive" isn't it?

Muise...

Sofaspud wrote: »

What's wrong with "dove"? It's the past-tense of "dive" isn't it?

In US English; here it is "dived".

Micky Dolenz

/ troll thread.