How often do u think about it?

lukesmom · 15-09-2013 1:40pm #1

Sex that is. Apparently men think about it every minute or something along those lines and I just find that hard to believe. I mean what if your having a fist fight with someone your hardly going to be thinking about sex. That's just one example where doing the deed would hardly be on your mind. Is there any truth to the cliche that men think about sex every minute or is it bull?

knickerbocker · 15-09-2013 1:42pm

Yeah, fighting excluded..... oh! and those visits to see granny.

Kylo Ren · 15-09-2013 1:42pm

It's bull. I'd say women think about sex just as much as sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex men do.

wazky · 15-09-2013 1:43pm

lukesmom wrote: »

I mean what if your having a fist fight with someone your hardly going to be thinking about sex.

You have no idea how hard to it is to pin my wife down.

everlast75 · 15-09-2013 1:44pm

wazky wrote: »

You have no idea how hard to it is to pin my wife down.

That's what you think!

Real Life · 15-09-2013 1:46pm

it depends really, some days id barely think about it at all. definitely not every minute anyway

frozenfrozen · 15-09-2013 1:46pm

Generalisations are generally entirely bullshit

The Backwards Man · 15-09-2013 1:47pm

Never thought about it all til I opened this thread. Damn wimmins and their sneaky ways.

15-09-2013 1:47pm

I'm thinking about sex right now.

_Redzer_ · 15-09-2013 1:47pm

lukesmom wrote: »

Sex that is. Apparently men think about it every minute or something along those lines and I just find that hard to believe. I mean what if your having a fist fight with someone your hardly going to be thinking about sex. That's just one example where doing the deed would hardly be on your mind. Is there any truth to the cliche that men think about sex every minute or is it bull?

Well obviously not in that circumstance, but honestly, I think about sex all the time when I'm not doing anything important and even sometimes when I'm doing something that is. Meh. Sex is great, why wouldn't I be thinking about it when I'm not doing it.

Czarcasm · 15-09-2013 1:48pm

lukesmom wrote: »

Sex that is. Apparently men think about it every minute or something along those lines and I just find that hard to believe. I mean what if your having a fist fight with someone your hardly going to be thinking about sex. That's just one example where doing the deed would hardly be on your mind. Is there any truth to the cliche that men think about sex every minute or is it bull?

It's bullshìt, but I'm not doing much to dispel the myth myself tbh

This morning alone, I was only getting into my stride when I had to pull back, "It's OK" said my wife, "we haven't done it in a while", to which I jokingly replied "Hey, what's this we business?"... :pac:

It'll be a while before we do it again

fullstop · 15-09-2013 1:50pm

Depends how often I'm on AH...first 3 threads on the list about sex. Some people need to get laid!

minie me · 15-09-2013 1:50pm

Every hour

corktina · 15-09-2013 1:53pm

wazky wrote: »

You have no idea how hard to it is to pin my wife down.

I have that trouble too, have you tried a Half Nelson?

Worked on your wife anyway

Muise... · 15-09-2013 1:54pm

I don't think of sex when I'm actually having sex. Because then I'm just thinking about other people.

WindSock · 15-09-2013 1:55pm

lukesmom wrote: »

Sex that is. Apparently men think about it every minute or something along those lines and I just find that hard to believe. I mean what if your having a fist...

Lost the game

lukesmom · 15-09-2013 1:57pm

Well in all honestly I think about it probably every half hour and that's no lie. And when you add cialis into the mix probably every few minutes.

Galwayguy35 · 15-09-2013 2:04pm

I'm single for a good while now so probably think about it a bit more than a person who is getting it on a regular basis.

If the pipes haven't been emptied for a few days then naturally a guy will feel horny and think about it more as well.

I was dating someone a few years ago and she made me wait 6 months before I got the leg over, thought about it a lot during that time all right...

lukesmom · 15-09-2013 2:05pm

Galwayguy35 wrote: »

I'm single for a good while now so probably think about it a bit more than a person who is getting it on a regular basis.

If the pipes haven't been emptied for a few days then naturally a guy will feel horny and think about it more as well.

I was dating someone a few years ago and she made me wait 6 months before I got the leg over, thought about it a lot during that time all right...

6 months!! Fair play to ya

Galwayguy35 · 15-09-2013 2:10pm

lukesmom wrote: »

6 months!! Fair play to ya

She was good looking so I wasn't going to give up

lukesmom · 15-09-2013 2:11pm

Galwayguy35 wrote: »

She was good looking so I wasn't going to give up

Yeah well at least you got it in the end. Must have been hard though waiting that long.

Galwayguy35 · 15-09-2013 2:13pm

lukesmom wrote: »

Yeah well at least you got it in the end. Must have been hard though waiting that long.

It was very hard a lot of the time :cool:

lukesmom · 15-09-2013 2:13pm

Galwayguy35 wrote: »

It was very hard a lot of the time :cool:

I bet!

Rhys Essien · 15-09-2013 2:29pm

lukesmom is very horny today by the looks of it,as am I.The beer last night has me needing a sex explosion shortly.

carzony · 15-09-2013 2:35pm

Galwayguy35 wrote: »

She was good looking so I wasn't going to give up

I'd bet you didn't last very long when it eventually happened

:p:p I'm young and single so think about sex a lot

Galwayguy35 · 15-09-2013 2:40pm

carzony wrote: »

I'd bet you didn't last very long when it eventually happened :p:p I'm young and single so think about sex a lot

Theres ways and means of stopping that happening old son.

carzony · 15-09-2013 2:42pm

Galwayguy35 wrote: »

Theres ways and means of stopping that happening old son.

Like? I'v been masturbating a good bit lately. No doubt the next women I pick up won't be in for such a good time

:p

lukesmom · 15-09-2013 2:43pm

carzony wrote: »

Like? I'v been masturbating a good bit lately. No doubt the next women I pick up won't be in for such a good time :p

Picturing Susan Boyle
Taking a tablet to help prolong your hard on

Galwayguy35 · 15-09-2013 2:49pm

lukesmom wrote: »

Picturing Susan Boyle
Taking a tablet to help prolong your hard on

Or Heather from Eastenders :eek:

calanus · 15-09-2013 3:30pm

Oh I thought this was going to be about Pennywise. I try not to think about him too much as he was the only thing to ever give me nightmares.

BBDBB · 15-09-2013 3:33pm

As a gesture of team spirit, Im prepared to think about it a whole lot more if someone isn't pulling their weight

returnNull · 15-09-2013 3:34pm

everlast75 wrote: »

That's what you think!

gives a whole new meaning to a rear naked choke

Gummy Panda · 15-09-2013 3:35pm

Bang bang fingerbang

Now the ladies of AH are thinking about the last time they had a bit of a fingering

Muise... · 15-09-2013 3:45pm

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Bang bang fingerbang

Now the ladies of AH are thinking about the last time they had a bit of a fingering

em, I just started thinking about the film P'Tang Yang Kipperbang.

because it rhymed.

(and because I have the libido of a Panda, now that I think of it.)

Earthwalker · 15-09-2013 3:51pm

lukesmom wrote: »

I mean what if your having a fist

I thought of sex.

Mr. CooL ICE · 15-09-2013 3:53pm

I was thinking of thinking of sex while reading this thread. But not actually thinking of sex

BOHtox · 15-09-2013 4:03pm

Constantly!

b_mac · 15-09-2013 4:23pm

The last three months I haven't thought about sex at all. Time to bite the bullet, head down to my GP and sign up for a life time of HRT. Say no to steroids kids...M'kay

BeerWolf · 15-09-2013 4:35pm

What the hell's up with all the threads about sex... talk about having a shallow discussion... -.-;

/yawn

Artful_Badger · 15-09-2013 4:37pm

Yeah pretty often in fairness and its a constant struggle to control myself too tbh. Sometimes I'd literally have to beat myself off with a stick.....

YellowFeather · 15-09-2013 4:41pm

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Now the ladies of AH are thinking about the last time they had a bit of a fingering

You have the soul of a poet!

BBDBB · 15-09-2013 4:45pm

YellowFeather wrote: »

You have the soul of a poet!

and the fingers of a pianist

YellowFeather · 15-09-2013 4:47pm

BBDBB wrote: »

and the fingers of a pianist

And the body of a panda.

Well, if I wasn't thinking of sex before, I certainly am now.

lukesmom · 15-09-2013 4:53pm

BeerWolf wrote: »

What the hell's up with all the threads about sex... talk about having a shallow discussion... -.-;

/yawn

Why even comment on it then if its so shallow? Sounds like u need a good ride yourself

Frosty McSnowballs · 15-09-2013 4:57pm

Sex!? What is this "sex" thing you guys are talking about?

BeerWolf · 15-09-2013 5:24pm

lukesmom wrote: »

Why even comment on it then if its so shallow? Sounds like u need a good ride yourself

Was a simple matter of doing an "Eeny, meeny, miny, moe" and just posting into one of the threads at random. :pac:

Red Nissan · 15-09-2013 5:29pm

I understand the phrase is every fifteen minutes.

I did a study once and found it was accurate enough.

I also find I think about it all of a sudden and in strange places and seemingly incessantly and then it stops for a while and so on.

kowloon · 15-09-2013 5:38pm

BeerWolf wrote: »

What the hell's up with all the threads about sex... talk about having a shallow discussion... -.-;

/yawn

We need to go deeper, balls deeper.

Santa Cruz · 15-09-2013 5:55pm

wazky wrote: »

You have no idea how hard to it is to pin my wife down.

She is a right slippery one all right. By the time I her controlled the tablet had worn off

Santa Cruz · 15-09-2013 5:57pm

BBDBB wrote: »

As a gesture of team spirit, Im prepared to think about it a whole lot more if someone isn't pulling their weight

Is pulling your weight your speciality?

BBDBB · 15-09-2013 6:00pm

Santa Cruz wrote: »

Is pulling your weight your speciality?

Ive just shattered my personal best

How often do u think about it?

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