Petty Theft

fortwilliam

Are you guilty?

O'Briens Off Licence, I picked up 10 bottles of "Premium lager"
Till assistant says "8 Pack?" (There was an offer for 8 bottles for a tenner)
Yup, says I..
2 free/stolen bottles leave the shop with me.

I sort of stole them, I sort of got them by default... Not the crime of the century.

Your stories?

MadsL

Is that someone at the door...?

Rayne Wooney

What's your home address?.. for eh promotional purposes..

frag420

fortwilliam wrote: »

Are you guilty?

O'Briens Off Licence, I picked up 10 bottles of "Premium lager"
Till assistant says "8 Pack?" (There was an offer for 8 bottles for a tenner)
Yup, says I..
2 free/stolen bottles leave the shop with me.

I sort of stole them, I sort of got them by default... Not the crime of the century.

Your stories?

I'm going to steal your idea!!

Ruu

Give the two 'free' ones to charity to clear your conscience or to some homeless person...wait.

The Backwards Man

I'm honest.

Maximus Alexander

You didn't steal them, you purloined them.

Tigger

My view is that there are no real consequences but you are scum
I'm honest and I like that I'm honest

Gannicus

Bought 23 John Player Blue last Saturday.

Not Only did they charge me €10 instead of €10.20. I handed her €50 note and she gave me back €20 and 3 tens in change. To be fair she looked like she was absolutely hanging from the night before. But I got free smokes so I was happy out.

Frank Black

I've stolen some of my friends anecdotes and jokes and passed them off as my own on message boards.

Sunnyisland

Tigger wrote: »

My view is that there are no real consequences but you are scum
I'm honest and I like that I'm honest

Hate that word, Its thrown around to much and no need for it in this instance in all honesty.

Artful_Badger

OP you're a shoplifter. And no I dont steal because I'm not a sneaky little scumbag :P

Mickey H

fortwilliam wrote: »

Are you guilty?

O'Briens Off Licence, I picked up 10 bottles of "Premium lager"
Till assistant says "8 Pack?" (There was an offer for 8 bottles for a tenner)
Yup, says I..
2 free/stolen bottles leave the shop with me.

I sort of stole them, I sort of got them by default... Not the crime of the century.

Your stories?

Whatever you do OP, don't come back here at 4AM when you drop 2, crying that you lost 2 beers.

castletownman

I have been a victim of petty crime from a family member. My sister-in-law borrowed some of my favourite Tupperware, but some two years later she still hasn't returned it. Everytime I bring it up in conversation, she laughs it off saying that she did return it and that I'm forgetful.

But I know for a fact she never returned my Tupperware.And when I find it, I'll never have to hear her snicker again. "Oh, silly Castletownman", or "forgetful Castletownman", because revenge is a dish best served cold.

And even better two days later out of a 24-ounce, microwave-friendly, burp-seal Pak-N-Stor.

.Henry Sellers.

I asked for ten jellies for ten pence years ago, looked in the bag and I had eleven! :cool: Never went back to the shop since, still waiting for the guards to break the door down.

Banjo String

Frank Black wrote: »

I've stolen some of my friends anecdotes and jokes and passed them off as my own on message boards.

And movies and albums from piratebay etc.


We remember;)

smash

realies wrote: »

Hate that word, Its thrown around to much and no need for it in this instance in all honesty.

It's AH...obviously he's worse than hitler!

fortwilliam

castletownman wrote: »

revenge is a dish best served cold.

Cold, but fresh !

wendell borton

Islamic justice for some; little American flags for the others.

SweepTheLeg

I went into my local mace and noticed a new guy at the tills. It was lunch time and he seemed overwhelmed, it was probably his first day. Anyway i got what i needed and went to pay, and the guy gave me an extra €10 by mistake. But being the nice chap that i am, i corrected his error and handed him by the extra money. He seemed very relieved, I told him i wont be so honest next time :P

So no petty theft from me yet!

lahalane

Grapes and pick n mix sweets in shops. And a Superman book when I was young...and drinks when the bar is closed and Im in a knacker drunk mood.