STUDENT “SCIENTIFICALLY PROVES” GAY MARRIAGE WRONG

cloud493

http://www.mambaonline.com/2013/09/11/student-scientifically-proves-gay-marriage-is-wrong/

Nigeria’s This Day has published an absurd article about a graduate university student who claims he’s “used science to prove that gay marriage is improper”.

The newspaper reports that University of Lagos post graduate student Chibuihem Amalaha has made “many discoveries and inventions” in science and technology. Now, he’s turning his efforts to the issue of gay marriage.

“In recent time I found that gay marriage, which is homosexuality and lesbianism, is eating deep into the fabric of our human nature all over the world and this was why nations of Sodom and Gomora were destroyed by God because they were into gay practice. That is, a man marrying another man and a woman marrying another woman,” says Amalaha.

He explains that “God gave me the wisdom to use science as a scientist to prove gay marriage wrong”.

Amalaha says that his ‘groundbreaking’ experiments have shown that the north and south poles of two magnets are attracted to each other while same poles repel each other.

He concludes that this “means that man cannot attract another man because they are the same, and a woman should not attract a woman because they are the same. That is how I used physics to prove gay marriage wrong”.

His other high-school standard experiments include showing that negative ions are attracted to positive ones in the process of electrolysis. “That is what electrolysis is showing us, that gay marriage is wrong in the area of chemistry,” he states.

Despite massive evidence that homosexuality is all too common in nature, Amalaha further insists that biology also indicates that same-sex attraction is unnatural.

“We have seen that the female of a fowl is called hen and the male of a fowl is called a cock. We have never seen where a cock is having sex with a cock and we have never seen where a hen is having sex with another,” the learned man states.

Amalaha claims that he’s the first person in the world to scientifically show that same-sex marriage is wrong, adding “In general, same sex marriage is evil. It should be stopped by those practicing it”.

Disturbingly, his “discoveries” have been backed by Dr. Henry Boyo at the Department of Physics at the University of Lagos. He said: “You can quote me anywhere, the guy’s concept is germane and it has been scientifically proven to be true.”

It’s debatable as to whether the embarrassing article is more damming of the standard of education at the University of Lagos or of the standard of journalism at This Day.

The uncritical and uninformed article is likely to add to the ignorance and prejudice surrounding homosexuality in Nigeria. Current legislation punishes homosexual acts with up to 14 years’ imprisonment, or death by stoning in northern regions of the country.

President Goodluck Jonathan has yet to sign a law passed in parliament in May that will jail anyone involved in same-sex marriage ceremonies (including the guests), anyone showing same-sex affection and anyone who does not turn in gay people to the authorities.

Amalaha plans to have his “work” published in international journals and is intent on winning the Nobel Prize in science. We wish him the best of luck.

Amazing somebody might/does fund this crap.

Doctor Strange

Parody story, surely.

Duggy747

Noble peace prize for eating da poo poo.

Jimoslimos

cloud493 wrote: »

http://www.mambaonline.com/2013/09/11/student-scientifically-proves-gay-marriage-is-wrong/

...Amalaha says that his ‘groundbreaking’ experiments have shown that the north and south poles of two magnets are attracted to each other while same poles repel each other.

He concludes that this “means that man cannot attract another man because they are the same, and a woman should not attract a woman because they are the same. That is how I used physics to prove gay marriage wrong”....

This is a parody, right?

DarkJager

Surely he could make better use of his time by pretending to be a Nigerian prince with a lot of money to give away?

Czarcasm

cloud493 wrote: »

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Amazing somebody might/does fund this crap.

Ahh come on, a silly story about gay marriage in Nigeria... Boards.ie, not Boards.ng

Can we at least get some temporary relief from the spate of gay marriage threads in AH?

timthumbni

Wind up story. Even religious people couldn't be that stupid.

MadsL

Obligatory racist comment.

edit: too late.

DarkJager

timthumbni wrote: »

Wind up story. Even religious people couldn't be that stupid.

You seriously underestimate the stupidity of religious types.

shruikan2553

2 hydrogen atoms join together to form the gas. Therefor chemistry proves that homosexuality is natural. Can I slap Dr before my name now? Does his research paper have "God, The bible" as a reference?

Fr_Dougal

timthumbni wrote: »

Wind up story. Even religious people couldn't be that stupid.

BBDBB

shruikan2553 wrote: »

2 hydrogen atoms join together to form the gas. Therefor chemistry proves that homosexuality is natural. Can I slap Dr before my name now? Does his research paper have "God, The bible" as a reference?

does H2O prove that threesomes are compulsory?

loubeelou

Degree in science from the university of lagos anyone??



Anyone???

shruikan2553

BBDBB wrote: »

does H2O prove that threesomes are compulsory?

No, taking 1 example and stating it proves that everything is that way is terrible science.....also seems to be used in nigeria.

It does show that we should be having them most of the time, C8H8 tells us that orgies are a good idea too.

GhostInTheRuins

Dr. Boyo

Gummy Panda

Its Nigeria where they hand in goats to the police who they think is witches

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/nigeria/4325377/Nigerian-police-hold-magic-goat-over-attempted-car-theft.html

Nodin

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Its Nigeria where they hand in goats to the police who they think is witches

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/nigeria/4325377/Nigerian-police-hold-magic-goat-over-attempted-car-theft.html

...ye can hardly let them away with it. That's the problem with you bleeding heart liberals, yez don't want consequences for anything.

_Redzer_

"Scientifically proves", uses word 'God'.

Spastic

fonecrusher1

Kinda makes sense when you think about it.



Trolling trollling trolling, keep them doggies trollin.....

Nodin

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Kinda makes sense when you think about it.



Trolling trollling trolling, keep them doggies trollin.....

...that goats are witches or the gay thing?

PopePalpatine

BBDBB wrote: »

does H2O prove that threesomes are compulsory?

Quick, someone tell SpunOut.ie!

deadeye187

I think this dude has had one too many disco biscuits!.....

Mickey H

deadeye187 wrote: »

I think this dude has had one too many disco biscuits!.....

Agreed. Looks like these alright:

http://images.jambase.com/fans/selo34/DiscoBiscuits.jpg

kowloon

BBDBB wrote: »

does H2O prove that threesomes are compulsory?

I'll be Oxygen.

What are polymers telling us?

Orgasmic chemistry?

WilyCoyote

timthumbni wrote: »

Wind up story. Even religious people couldn't be that stupid.

God was. Adam&Eve not Adam&Steve etc :P

Rayne Wooney

BBDBB wrote: »

does H2O prove that threesomes are compulsory?

And CH3COOH an interracial gang bang?

toastedpickles

If that's the case then DNA strands must be one giant ongoing orgy.....wait a minute

TO THE LABORATORY!!

hatrickpatrick

Amalaha says that his ‘groundbreaking’ experiments have shown that the north and south poles of two magnets are attracted to each other while same poles repel each other.

Wait what? Is this for real? By what sorcery did he discover such an unbelievably well kept secret of the universe? :eek:

gctest50

Same high standard

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/doctor-tried-to-read-xray-upsidedown-inquiry-hears-29575831.html

hfallada

Its kinda of ridiculous that the west gives a **** load money aka "aid" to hateful places like Nigeria and Uganda to help improve the lives of its citizens. But yet these places murder and imprison gay people for who they are, which kind makes the idea of aid pointless.

redtapestyl

deadeye187 wrote: »

I think this dude has had one too many disco biscuits!.....

This post is grossly offensive to regular consumers of disco biscuits. They would never draw a conclusion about homosexuality by looking at magnets.

shruikan2553

redtapestyl wrote: »

This post is grossly offensive to regular consumers of disco biscuits. They would never draw a conclusion about homosexuality by looking at magnets.

Well of course they wouldnt, Im sure they would account for the whole ion thing while ignoring every other aspect of chemistry as well. If they've only had 1 they might pick out 1 animal which doesnt show signs and claim it must be true. If they have had too many they will realise fowl also fly so we should be able to fly so hold my beer!

DarkJager

DarkJager wrote: »

Surely he could make better use of his time by pretending to be a Nigerian prince with a lot of money to give away?

How do you think he funded his "research"?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

cloud493 wrote: »

http://www.mambaonline.com/2013/09/11/student-scientifically-proves-gay-marriage-is-wrong/

I'll say one thing in his defence: he does look absolutely fabulous in his sciency unifrom.

wendell borton

shruikan2553 wrote: »

2 hydrogen atoms join together to form the gas. Therefor chemistry proves that homosexuality is natural. Can I slap Dr before my name now? Does his research paper have "God, The bible" as a reference?

Hydrogen bonds aren't as strong as covalent ones though.:P

stoneill

Ah yes - the University of Lagos, a hot bed of the latest innovation and scientific research have just discovered magnets.

Ah come on now - as if this is serious

lesbianism, is eating deep into the fabric

What kind of fabric? Carpet perhaps?

kfk

cloud493 wrote: »

http://www.mambaonline.com/2013/09/11/student-scientifically-proves-gay-marriage-is-wrong/
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I think he looks a bit queer/shady!

Wabbit Ears

Use of magnets is witchcraft. He should be burned at the stake.

Grayson

The guy has a point about the magnets and the poles. That is science.

Of course poles reverse every so often. This would mean that men and women should swap roles. So women own everything and men have to cover from head to toe.
You might laugh, but it'sscience.

Wabbit Ears

Women already own everything, they're like, omni pole or something, which is why some women worship poles in dimly lit clubs. Science!!

Seedy Arling

President Goodluck.

biko

“We have seen that the female of a fowl is called hen and the male of a fowl is called a cock. We have never seen where a cock is having sex with a cock and we have never seen where a hen is having sex with another,” the learned man states.

Homosexuality among animals isn't at all uncommon, cock or not.

elfy4eva

Magnets...always with the magnets.

BBDBB

This "science"..........is it by L'Oreal?

Mammanabammana

Argument is based on premise that magnets are the same as people. Logic is thusly sound.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvmvxAcT_Yc

Howard Juneau

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

I'll say one thing in his defence: he does look absolutely fabulous in his sciency unifrom.

Looks like an extremely effeminate Nigerian Hugh Heffner

Bajingo

cloud493 wrote: »

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Amazing somebody might/does fund this crap.

I'd say it's fairly cheap 'science' to be honest. Playing with magnets and then reading up on electrolysis...then all he had to do was write a short anti-homosexuality rant as a conclusion.

kowloon

Grayson wrote: »

The guy has a point about the magnets and the poles. That is science.

Of course poles reverse every so often. This would mean that men and women should swap roles. So women own everything and men have to cover from head to toe.
You might laugh, but it'sscience.

Here, let's not get carried away there, people will get dangerous and heretical unscientific ideas!

kowloon

biko wrote: »

Homosexuality among animals isn't at all uncommon, cock or not.

I've had gay pigeons even though there were plenty of available bachelorettes in the loft. They seemed happy enough. I've also had a bisexual duck.
I once had a giant dog who knocked my friend onto his hands and knees and proceeded to school him in doggy style.

hansfrei

DarkJager wrote: »

You seriously underestimate the stupidity of religious types.

Religeous persection. Not as bad as homophobia huh?