Nackers

FearDark

Have you ever been kicked really hard in the nackers? I have, its not nice.

diomed

That's what you get when you start threads. Man up.

Wacker The Attacker

Lets nip this thread in the nackers

Sam Kade

I thought this thread was going yo be about glue factories

Festy

I hate nackers

stoneill

Silent K

goose2005

Please, do go on

lkionm

I got my hopes up for a knacker bashing thread and was warming up my keyboard to be bashed and was clearing out space to be banned,


I am most disappoint

Artful_Badger

Inexcusable to kick someone in the nackers. I'd hesitate to do it myself even if my life was in the balance. You'd have to ask yourself what kind of life will you be left with if you stoop so low as to kick someone in the nackers. Dont bear thinkin about really...

donvito99

I too presumed that it was "knackers".

But it's there culture you see.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

In Germany, they'er called "soylent greens"

bezerk

Did you try to steal the wheels off someones caravan or castrate their horse and then got caught got kicked in the nackers?

Howard Juneau

I think that this thread will soon be gone for a burton

MadsL

stoneill wrote: »

Silent K

No drugs talk please.

lkionm

MadsL wrote: »

No drugs talk please.

Thread closed

Howard Juneau

MadsL wrote: »

No drugs talk please.

Don't be Special

BBDBB

worse than childbirth

FearDark

It even hurts if someone feigns kicking you in the nackers.

BBDBB

it hurts if you see some other bloke get kicked in the nackers

Jhcx

BBDBB wrote: »

worse than childbirth

I love when someone whos never had a child says. have you given birth to a child ... No!
Response. No but neither have you, So this is more painful :pac:

Nemeses

BBDBB wrote: »

worse than childbirth

Incoming abuse from the ladies..


I like ladies

BBDBB

Nemeses wrote: »

Incoming abuse from the ladies..


I like ladies

why do you think I said it?

Nemeses

BBDBB wrote: »

why do you think I said it?

hehehe.


I'll be on standby.

BillyMitchel

Epic Fail!

keithb93

Have you ever kicked a knacker in the nackers?

BBDBB

keithb93 wrote: »

Have you ever kicked a knacker in the nackers?

yeah, I did it for hours, afterwards I was.............tired

smash

Jhcx wrote: »

I love when someone whos never had a child says. have you given birth to a child ... No!
Response. No but neither have you, So this is more painful :pac:

Women often go back to have more children, but you never see a bloke going looking for another kick in the nads! Therefor, argument = over!

:pac:

BNMC

Thread re-opened.

Frank Black

It's the initial pain, sure.
But it's also the dull after-throb which can last for hours.

Gummy Panda

Nackers should be gentle rubbed by girl like they were miniature furry bellies

NuckingFacker

Having administered a fair few stout shoes to the plums, and watched the recipients drop like a proverbial, followed by several minutes of writhing, coughing, name calling and general not-looking-the-bestedness, it was with some trepidation that I received a swarthy trainer into the apple crumble during a melee.

My mind flashed back to memories of others whom had received a similar swift one into the brambles, and I was full sure that at some moment, a fire of pain and a desire to prostrate myself on the floor while attempting to extricate my testiculateaea from the depths of my abdomen would ensue... strangely, I felt nothing. I just stood there as the two of us contemplated what had occurred. The kickee appeared as surprised as my own good self and I could see the shock in his eyes. Naturally, I took advantage of his surprise and the ensueing lull with a rapid blow to the adams apple which happily followed the natural laws of pressure and pain and dropped him like an empty sack.

I drew the conclusion that I have very rubbery nuts. I have since procreated, repeatedly, so all is fully functional. Strange, but true..

PizzamanIRL

Ssssh K

Grabbin

Mickey H

Sam Kade wrote: »

I thought this thread was going yo be about glue factories

I thought it was going to be about a bloke who comes to your farm and takes away dead animals.

I'm almost disappointed.

GoldenLight

FearDark wrote: »

Have you ever been kicked really hard in the nackers? I have, its not nice.

Really that should have being kicked you harder, considering your a dead stud.

This sort of ****e annoys me, continue rolling out the insults AH posters, why cause you are clever that way, no really you are. :rolleyes:

Howard Juneau

GoldenLight wrote: »

Really they should have being kicked you harder, considering your a dead stud.

This sort of ****e annoys me, continue rolling out the insults AH posters, why cause you are clever that way, no really you are. :rolleyes:

"they should have being kicked you harder"!
Did you use Google translate again?

Renegade Mechanic

God DAMN YOU OP!!!! Stupid misleading thread title, I was SO ready for a banning...
I hate you.

razorgil

well whatever about a kick in the "nackers", by jesus they get pretty fúcked up when your foot slips off the pedal, and the crossbar introduces itself to the aforementioned nackers........oooohhhhh....

Renegade Mechanic

Is this a new thing? Itinerants living in our scrotums now? Its the first Ive heard of it really..

GoldenLight

Howard Juneau wrote: »

"they should have being kicked you harder"!
Did you use Google translate again?

Nope but you guys posting in this thread make me sick (I used the right words and the right reflection apron them ) after that all I can say get over yourself (/ves)

Howard Juneau

razorgil wrote: »

well whatever about a kick in the "nackers", by jesus they get pretty fúcked up when your foot slips off the pedal, and the crossbar introduces itself to the aforementioned nackers........oooohhhhh....

I feel your pain, been there, done that, bought the icepack.

smash

GoldenLight wrote: »

I used the right words and the right reflection apron them

Huh?

Howard Juneau

GoldenLight wrote: »

Nope but you guys posting in this thread make me sick (I used the right words and the right reflection apron them ) after that all I can say get over yourself (/ves)

A reflection apron? Think you're onto a winner there. Something all those late nite pancake making joggers will need.

razorgil

Howard Juneau wrote: »

I feel your pain, been there, done that, bought the icepack.

ya, and sold the bike. reckoned it was safer to use the sister's raleigh "athena", crossbar-free, and "nacker safe..............

GoldenLight

Howard Juneau wrote: »

A reflection apron? Think you're onto a winner there. Something all those late nite pancake making joggers will need.

There you go sick pancakes, I assuming you are thinking they our really good. I will pass though, I'm nakered now so catch you on your off shoot, sweet dreams

FearDark

I've been kicked/punched in the balls several times in my life, mostly at school and once or twice on nights out by drunk skanks and not once in my life have I kicked a girl in the fanny as retaliation. I'd love to kick one in the box.

Skerries

many a good man have lost a foot that way

Pug160

It can be a good self defence tactic, especially if you're weaker. Problem is, it's not as easy locating them as it seems.

Ericaa

BBDBB wrote: »

worse than childbirth

Oh, don't even go there :P

B.A._Baracus

So... Let me get this straight.
Op decided that it would be fun to use the word 'nackers' on a thread on here (Which you cannot use on boards other wise you get banned when talking about a certain community in Ireland) .... But then talk about getting hit in the balls.

Smooth op. No one else got the reference but you, huh? :pac:

FearDark

FearDark wrote: »

Have you ever been kicked really hard in the nackers? I have, its not nice.

"No!" means "no" dude.