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Nackers

  • 13-09-2013 05:20PM
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭


    Have you ever been kicked really hard in the nackers? I have, its not nice.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,744 ✭✭✭diomed


    That's what you get when you start threads. Man up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Lets nip this thread in the nackers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,297 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    I thought this thread was going yo be about glue factories :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    I hate nackers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,607 ✭✭✭stoneill


    Silent K


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,798 ✭✭✭goose2005


    Please, do go on


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    I got my hopes up for a knacker bashing thread and was warming up my keyboard to be bashed and was clearing out space to be banned,


    I am most disappoint


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,339 ✭✭✭Artful_Badger


    Inexcusable to kick someone in the nackers. I'd hesitate to do it myself even if my life was in the balance. You'd have to ask yourself what kind of life will you be left with if you stoop so low as to kick someone in the nackers. Dont bear thinkin about really...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭donvito99


    I too presumed that it was "knackers".

    But it's there culture you see.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    In Germany, they'er called "soylent greens"

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 148 ✭✭bezerk


    Did you try to steal the wheels off someones caravan or castrate their horse and then got caught got kicked in the nackers?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,901 ✭✭✭Howard Juneau


    I think that this thread will soon be gone for a burton


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    stoneill wrote: »
    Silent K

    No drugs talk please.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    MadsL wrote: »
    No drugs talk please.

    Thread closed


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,901 ✭✭✭Howard Juneau


    MadsL wrote: »
    No drugs talk please.

    Don't be Special ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    worse than childbirth


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    It even hurts if someone feigns kicking you in the nackers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    it hurts if you see some other bloke get kicked in the nackers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,776 ✭✭✭Jhcx


    BBDBB wrote: »
    worse than childbirth

    I love when someone whos never had a child says. have you given birth to a child ... No!
    Response. No but neither have you, So this is more painful :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭Nemeses


    BBDBB wrote: »
    worse than childbirth

    Incoming abuse from the ladies..


    I like ladies :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Nemeses wrote: »
    Incoming abuse from the ladies..


    I like ladies :D


    why do you think I said it? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭Nemeses


    BBDBB wrote: »
    why do you think I said it? :D

    hehehe.


    I'll be on standby.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Epic Fail!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 318 ✭✭keithb93


    Have you ever kicked a knacker in the nackers?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    keithb93 wrote: »
    Have you ever kicked a knacker in the nackers?


    yeah, I did it for hours, afterwards I was.............tired


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Jhcx wrote: »
    I love when someone whos never had a child says. have you given birth to a child ... No!
    Response. No but neither have you, So this is more painful :pac:

    Women often go back to have more children, but you never see a bloke going looking for another kick in the nads! Therefor, argument = over!

    :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭BNMC


    Thread re-opened.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,296 ✭✭✭Frank Black


    It's the initial pain, sure.
    But it's also the dull after-throb which can last for hours.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Nackers should be gentle rubbed by girl like they were miniature furry bellies


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    Having administered a fair few stout shoes to the plums, and watched the recipients drop like a proverbial, followed by several minutes of writhing, coughing, name calling and general not-looking-the-bestedness, it was with some trepidation that I received a swarthy trainer into the apple crumble during a melee.

    My mind flashed back to memories of others whom had received a similar swift one into the brambles, and I was full sure that at some moment, a fire of pain and a desire to prostrate myself on the floor while attempting to extricate my testiculateaea from the depths of my abdomen would ensue... strangely, I felt nothing. I just stood there as the two of us contemplated what had occurred. The kickee appeared as surprised as my own good self and I could see the shock in his eyes. Naturally, I took advantage of his surprise and the ensueing lull with a rapid blow to the adams apple which happily followed the natural laws of pressure and pain and dropped him like an empty sack.

    I drew the conclusion that I have very rubbery nuts. I have since procreated, repeatedly, so all is fully functional. Strange, but true..


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