Is this a compliment.......

Flaker

....and if so, what's the weirdest one you've ever been given?

I was told by my friend the other evening (while I was all done up for a night out) that I looked like I "should be hanging off Jim Morrisin's c*ck".

Now, he meant that I looked hot, but I didn't really like it.

BeerWolf

Sounds like an implication of being a whore - insult!

Mocha Joe

I'm putting that in my wedding vows.

FreshKnickers

...promise to love, honour, obey and look like I should be hanging off Jim Morrisons c*ck, in sickness and in health...

holystungun9

He said that to get your reaction and then gauge how filthy you are so that he can take your 'friendship' to where he wants it to go.

Amirani

Is Jim Morrison not a bit too dead for you to be hanging off his cock?

gramar

It's a vulgar compliment but a compliment none the less. Cherish it.

loubeelou

To be honest, I'd be more concerned about the guy's fascination with another mans cock!

Gummy Panda

"you don't sweat much for a fat bear"

I don't know if she was being kind

I Heart Internet

Flaker wrote: »

I was told by my friend the other evening (while I was all done up for a night out) that I looked like I "should be hanging off Jim Morrisin's c*ck".

That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard!

Frank Black

"If you were a prostitute, I'd definitly pay you to have sex with me"

Works every time.

--Kaiser--

"Do you have a name or do you go by that distinctive odour?"

Gannicus

I think we need a pic to to give you a definitive answer.

Banjo String

Sounds like he's saying you looked like a ball bag.:eek:

dr strangelove

.............or genital warts.........

Wacker The Attacker

Mocha Joe wrote: »

I'm putting that in my wedding vows.

You should put it in your prenup with "I shall not" in front of it

Flaker

You see, some of you are saying it's a compliment, some of you are saying he means I look like a [EMAIL="b@llb@g"]b@llb@g[/EMAIL]. And why he choose Jim Morrison; maybe I looked like a groupie or something (except I really didn't).

Weird one isn't it??!!

So, has no-one else been given a really strange "compliment"

anncoates

He thinks you're a grave-robbing necrophiliac?

old hippy

Flaker wrote: »

You see, some of you are saying it's a compliment, some of you are saying he means I look like a b@llb@g. And why he choose Jim Morrison; maybe I looked like a groupie or something (except I really didn't).

Weird one isn't it??!!

So, has no-one else been given a really strange "compliment"

One of the exes said I wasn't a bad kisser "for a white guy".

Some guy said that my beard was really cool and "reminded him of his ex girlfriend".

A girl said that I was "hot but not as hot as my girlfriend".

castletownman

I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you

Flaker

old hippy wrote: »

One of the exes said I wasn't a bad kisser "for a white guy".

Some guy said that my beard was really cool and "reminded him of his ex girlfriend".

A girl said that I was "hot but not as hot as my girlfriend".

Well, they are all quite weird, especially the one about reminding the dude of his girlfriend.

Are you both bearded ladies perhaps? I love a proper beard on a bloke but on a lady, not so much.

Flaker

Big Steve wrote: »

I think we need a pic to to give you a definitive answer.

Of me or Jim's you know what?

old hippy

Flaker wrote: »

Well, they are all quite weird, especially the one about reminding the dude of his girlfriend.

Are you both bearded ladies perhaps? I love a proper beard on a bloke but on a lady, not so much.

I'm a bloke with an occasional bit of face fur

salacious crumb

Big Steve wrote: »

I think we need a pic to to give you a definitive answer.

I second this motion.

EdenHazard

Your friend is clearly a loser. **** humour. Who the hell says that to describe someone as good looking, just tryna imagine me being like to a girl 'you look like you should be at the end of JB's cock' sounds ****in weird and creepy, i'd say your friend is a scruffy dirty rocker so if its a compliment it doesn't mean much.

kneemos

What he meant was is that you would give a horn to a corpse.
Compliment.

old hippy

EdenHazard wrote: »

Your friend is clearly a loser. **** humour. Who the hell says that to describe someone as good looking, just tryna imagine me being like to a girl 'you look like you should be at the end of JB's cock' sounds ****in weird and creepy, i'd say your friend is a scruffy dirty rocker so if its a compliment it doesn't mean much.

Or it could just be jokey banter between mates? And what's wrong with rockers?

Flaker

Ah here now! My friend is lovely! It's the one and only weird thing he's ever said to me.

I just said I thought what he said wasn't the best, not him.

What is it they say? "Kick the ball not the player" or something like that....

Flaker

old hippy wrote: »

Or it could just be jokey banter between mates? And what's wrong with rockers?

Yeah! I'm a rocker myself!!

EdenHazard

Flaker wrote: »

Yeah! I'm a rocker myself!!

SHOCK! :rolleyes:

Flaker

EdenHazard wrote: »

SHOCK! :rolleyes:

Ah :rolleyes: yourself. And :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: back at you.

FatherLen

EdenHazard wrote: »

SHOCK! :rolleyes:

another classic edenhazard post.

salacious crumb

Flaker wrote: »

Yeah! I'm a rocker myself!!

And there we have it. It was definitely a compliment so

EdenHazard

Yeah you being a rocker makes it a compliment, to everyone else your friend would just be a strange creep but hey who are we to judge? I wish you both the best.

Greentopia

Flaker wrote: »

....and if so, what's the weirdest one you've ever been given?

I was told by my friend the other evening (while I was all done up for a night out) that I looked like I "should be hanging off Jim Morrisin's c*ck".

Now, he meant that I looked hot, but I didn't really like it.

How do you know that?
If someone told me I looked like some groupie that would fellate a rock star at the drop of a hat I sure as hell wouldn't take it as a compliment.

Flaker

Greentopia wrote: »

How do you know that?
If someone told me I looked like some groupie that would fellate a rock star at the drop of a hat I sure as hell wouldn't take it as a compliment.

Cos he told me that's what he meant.

Flaker

And Edenhazard - he isn't a creep, as I said before so you can stop with the personal stuff. I asked for opinions on what he said not him. Actually, I asked if anyone else had been given weird compliments. As for the "best of luck to both of you" rubbish, that's just being patronising. As my very lovely friend would say, "slide on....."

Honey-ec

Flaker wrote: »

And Edenhazard - he isn't a creep, as I said before so you can stop with the personal stuff. I asked for opinions on what he said not him. Actually, I asked if anyone else had been given weird compliments. As for the "best of luck to both of you" rubbish, that's just being patronising. As my very lovely friend would say, "slide on....."

Welcome to AH luv. Toughen up or be eaten alive.

old hippy

Honey-ec wrote: »

Welcome to AH luv. Toughen up or be eaten alive.

Meh. I still reckon there's no need for him to call people "creeps" or "losers" just because they don't measure up to his standards of dress or conversation.

Amirani

old hippy wrote: »

Meh. I still reckon there's no need for him to call people "creeps" or "losers" just because they don't measure up to his standards of dress or conversation.

Does anybody?

old hippy

NiallSparky wrote: »

Does anybody?

I sure as hell don't, for starters

SuperSean11

old hippy wrote: »

One of the exes said I wasn't a bad kisser "for a white guy".

Some guy said that my beard was really cool and "reminded him of his ex girlfriend".

A girl said that I was "hot but not as hot as my girlfriend".

I take it you have fond memories of the threesome that followed :cool:

MugMugs

When I am congratulating females I say "You're a horse of a woman"

A colleague recently took offence to this.

EdenHazard

Got told when I was 16 'you'd be so good looking if you didn;t know who you were' Nicest thing anybody has ever said to me hahahah

Gummy Panda

Flaker wrote: »

And Edenhazard - he isn't a creep, as I said before so you can stop with the personal stuff. I asked for opinions on what he said not him. Actually, I asked if anyone else had been given weird compliments. As for the "best of luck to both of you" rubbish, that's just being patronising. As my very lovely friend would say, "slide on....."

Ignore Edenhazard... everyone else does

old hippy

SuperSean11 wrote: »

I take it you have fond memories of the threesome that followed :cool:

If only

mutley18

"Your lovely face would be the perfect canvas for bukkake"

loubeelou

mutley18 wrote: »

"Your lovely face would be the perfect canvas for bukkake"

What girl could resist?

:eek:

heretochat

Has the women falling all over him this lad

meoklmrk91

Once a guy told me I was a fine, big, strong girl. He was around my age too. I have to say I got some laugh of making him think he'd upset me, we had a good laugh about it afterwards.

120_Minutes

I once told a girl that she look like she'd "started getting ready to go out, then stopped"

it was only after i'd said it i realised how bad it was...but in fairness she looked good until you got to her feet and she was wearing a dirty pair of uggs.

She wasnt impressed.