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Is this a compliment.......

  • 13-09-2013 10:58AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 253 ✭✭


    ....and if so, what's the weirdest one you've ever been given?

    I was told by my friend the other evening (while I was all done up for a night out) that I looked like I "should be hanging off Jim Morrisin's c*ck".

    Now, he meant that I looked hot, but I didn't really like it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    Sounds like an implication of being a whore - insult!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 895 ✭✭✭Mocha Joe


    I'm putting that in my wedding vows.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 343 ✭✭FreshKnickers


    ...promise to love, honour, obey and look like I should be hanging off Jim Morrisons c*ck, in sickness and in health...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    He said that to get your reaction and then gauge how filthy you are so that he can take your 'friendship' to where he wants it to go.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,563 Mod ✭✭✭✭Amirani


    Is Jim Morrison not a bit too dead for you to be hanging off his cock?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    It's a vulgar compliment but a compliment none the less. Cherish it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 96 ✭✭loubeelou


    To be honest, I'd be more concerned about the guy's fascination with another mans cock!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    "you don't sweat much for a fat bear"

    I don't know if she was being kind


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    Flaker wrote: »
    I was told by my friend the other evening (while I was all done up for a night out) that I looked like I "should be hanging off Jim Morrisin's c*ck".

    That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,296 ✭✭✭Frank Black


    "If you were a prostitute, I'd definitly pay you to have sex with me"

    Works every time.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    "Do you have a name or do you go by that distinctive odour?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,736 ✭✭✭Gannicus


    I think we need a pic to to give you a definitive answer.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Sounds like he's saying you looked like a ball bag.:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 816 ✭✭✭dr strangelove


    .............or genital warts.........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Mocha Joe wrote: »
    I'm putting that in my wedding vows.


    You should put it in your prenup with "I shall not" in front of it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 253 ✭✭Flaker


    You see, some of you are saying it's a compliment, some of you are saying he means I look like a [EMAIL="b@llb@g"]b@llb@g[/EMAIL]. And why he choose Jim Morrison; maybe I looked like a groupie or something (except I really didn't).

    Weird one isn't it??!!

    So, has no-one else been given a really strange "compliment"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    He thinks you're a grave-robbing necrophiliac?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    Flaker wrote: »
    You see, some of you are saying it's a compliment, some of you are saying he means I look like a b@llb@g. And why he choose Jim Morrison; maybe I looked like a groupie or something (except I really didn't).

    Weird one isn't it??!!

    So, has no-one else been given a really strange "compliment"

    One of the exes said I wasn't a bad kisser "for a white guy".

    Some guy said that my beard was really cool and "reminded him of his ex girlfriend".

    A girl said that I was "hot but not as hot as my girlfriend".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,506 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 253 ✭✭Flaker


    old hippy wrote: »
    One of the exes said I wasn't a bad kisser "for a white guy".

    Some guy said that my beard was really cool and "reminded him of his ex girlfriend".

    A girl said that I was "hot but not as hot as my girlfriend".

    Well, they are all quite weird, especially the one about reminding the dude of his girlfriend.

    Are you both bearded ladies perhaps? I love a proper beard on a bloke but on a lady, not so much.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 253 ✭✭Flaker


    Big Steve wrote: »
    I think we need a pic to to give you a definitive answer.

    Of me or Jim's you know what?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    Flaker wrote: »
    Well, they are all quite weird, especially the one about reminding the dude of his girlfriend.

    Are you both bearded ladies perhaps? I love a proper beard on a bloke but on a lady, not so much.

    I'm a bloke with an occasional bit of face fur :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    Big Steve wrote: »
    I think we need a pic to to give you a definitive answer.


    I second this motion.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭EdenHazard


    Your friend is clearly a loser. **** humour. Who the hell says that to describe someone as good looking, just tryna imagine me being like to a girl 'you look like you should be at the end of JB's cock' sounds ****in weird and creepy, i'd say your friend is a scruffy dirty rocker so if its a compliment it doesn't mean much.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,359 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    What he meant was is that you would give a horn to a corpse.
    Compliment.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    EdenHazard wrote: »
    Your friend is clearly a loser. **** humour. Who the hell says that to describe someone as good looking, just tryna imagine me being like to a girl 'you look like you should be at the end of JB's cock' sounds ****in weird and creepy, i'd say your friend is a scruffy dirty rocker so if its a compliment it doesn't mean much.

    Or it could just be jokey banter between mates? And what's wrong with rockers? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 253 ✭✭Flaker


    Ah here now! My friend is lovely! It's the one and only weird thing he's ever said to me.

    I just said I thought what he said wasn't the best, not him.

    What is it they say? "Kick the ball not the player" or something like that....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 253 ✭✭Flaker


    old hippy wrote: »
    Or it could just be jokey banter between mates? And what's wrong with rockers? :confused:

    Yeah! I'm a rocker myself!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭EdenHazard


    Flaker wrote: »
    Yeah! I'm a rocker myself!!

    SHOCK! :rolleyes:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 253 ✭✭Flaker


    EdenHazard wrote: »
    SHOCK! :rolleyes:

    Ah :rolleyes: yourself. And :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: back at you.


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