Does eating cheese turn women on?

FanadMan · 13-09-2013 2:17am #1

Just watching an episode of Men Behaving Badly where Tony said that when Deborah ate cheese, she got horny. This reminded me of an ex whose grandmother told her to eat cheese before "being with a man" because it helped make things better for her.

Is this an old wives tale or is there any truth to it? Should we be feeding our women Gouda and Cheddar if we feel like a bit of fun in the sack?

ardinn · 13-09-2013 2:18am

No - thats nightmares!

jokettle · 13-09-2013 2:20am

If she's lactose intolerant it'll just make her fart.

darkpagandeath · 13-09-2013 2:21am

just reminds me of this

FanadMan · 13-09-2013 2:29am

darkpagandeath wrote: »

just reminds me of this

I'm talking about eating cheese via the mouth

Mickey H · 13-09-2013 5:17am

I'd say you're out of luck OP. Old wives tale IMO.

Try it for lulz though see what happens.

Norwesterner · 13-09-2013 5:49am

Does eating cheese turn women on?
Well, I've been eating cheese for 2 decades now, and the answer is no.
Sometimes, I've eaten it in front of them naked......and still no.

Northern Monkey · 13-09-2013 5:53am

Try it with helmet cheese op. bound to do the trick.

vex · 13-09-2013 7:38am

Note to self....... eat big bag of Cheetos ...... rub bollox............. let the good times roll :pac:

anncoates · 13-09-2013 7:39am

I tried it with my wife but she couldn't give edam.

force eleven · 13-09-2013 7:39am

Danish Blue?

Howard Juneau · 13-09-2013 7:39am

It never worked for poor old Wallace, didn't even get a sniff off Gromit

dr strangelove · 13-09-2013 8:29am

No.....no.... the cheese should be smeared all over your intended victim.... lover.... soft cheese works best for this.

--Kaiser-- · 13-09-2013 8:30am

There is a relationship between saturated fat intake and testosterone levels so there could be something in it

TommiesTank · 13-09-2013 8:31am

Cheese it!!!!

Gummy Panda · 13-09-2013 8:32am

You put the philadelphia cheese on her rashers

TommiesTank · 13-09-2013 8:32am

Cheese it!!!!

gramar · 13-09-2013 8:34am

Give them Easi Singles and they get slutty.

gobnaitolunacy · 13-09-2013 8:34am

French women, maybe?

TommiesTank · 13-09-2013 8:34am

gramar wrote: »

Give them Easi Singles and they get slutty.

What about Laughing Cow?

TommiesTank · 13-09-2013 8:35am

gobnaitolunacy wrote: »

French women, maybe?

Before or after they have surrender monkeyed?

pajor · 14-09-2013 11:15pm

TommiesTank wrote: »

What about Laughing Cow?

They get offended.

prettygurrly · 14-09-2013 11:16pm

I think the OP meant that the woman eats the cheese to get turned on lol

Wacker The Attacker · 14-09-2013 11:17pm

For a brief moment I thought this thread was going to be about knob cheese.

Wacker The Attacker · 14-09-2013 11:24pm

gavingaz wrote: »

Dont get me startd on dat. A mate of mine had an awful dose of d dickcheese not so long ago. Safe to say he didnt get any willin particpants in samplin his cheddar if ye know wot I mean. He could have had a full time job On d kilmeadan producton line if ye get me drift mate haha

Awesome. Is there a greater fanny repellent known to man?

Wacker The Attacker · 14-09-2013 11:27pm

Aphrocheesiac

Wacker The Attacker · 14-09-2013 11:30pm

gavingaz wrote: »

Me mates face.

Poor guy. Big mad head on him and his cheesy sac. He's been dealt a rough hand

BBDBB · 14-09-2013 11:33pm

It may work.........brie-fly

gavingaz · 14-09-2013 11:34pm

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

Poor guy. Big mad head on him and his cheesy sac. He's been dealt a rough hand

He's been delt a rougher knob if you get my meanin.

FanadMan · 15-09-2013 2:39am

BBDBB wrote: »

It may work.........brie-fly

Best (or worst) cheese pun.......ever!!!

pajor · 15-09-2013 9:27am

prettygurrly wrote: »

I think the OP meant that the woman eats the cheese to get turned on lol

Yeah.

At least I think so.

Does eating cheese turn women on?

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