Feet

Femme_Fatale

That nail fungus ad that keeps popping up is disgusting!
... yet strangely fascinating IMO.

What condition are YOUR feet in? A lot of people seem to be either repulsed by feet, no matter what way they are, or have a fetish for them.
I'm "meh" about them mostly. My own feet get sore because of slightly fallen arches due to wearing stupidly high heels too much when I was a young 'un, and I do like a visit to the chiropodist for some foot TLC every so often. They also have crap circulation and get stupid cold in the winter, especially in bed.

uch

Deadly condition thanks

Perfect thankfully. I don't have that freakish thing where the second toe is bigger than the big toe. No fungal issues and miraculously my feet never smell.

TeddyTedson

People who are grossed out or whatever you want to call it by feet need to just get over it. It's not like they're looking at the two girls one cup video ffs.

Fr_Dougal

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

I do like a visit to the chiropodist for some foot TLC every so often.

Don't go chasing waterfalls.

TeddyTedson

TeddyTedson wrote: »

People who are grossed out or whatever you want to call it by feet need to just get over it. It's not like they're looking at the two girls one cup video ffs.

Gets on my bloody nerves when people go mental at the sight of a toe.

uch

Deleted User wrote: »

Gets on my bloody nerves when people go mental at the sight of a toe.

Especially when it's up your hole

lahalane

From my knees down I am a total babe.

TeddyTedson

Deleted User wrote: »

Gets on my bloody nerves when people go mental at the sight of a toe.

Lol, yea it's ridiculous. I do have a photo I could post though of a football injury I received that would give people reason to be revolted.

Mickey H

lahalane wrote: »

From my knees down I am a total babe.

You know the drill by now:

Pics or GTFO!!

Stheno

I have never gone out with a man who has become a significant other that has not had abnormal feet

One had a claw instead of a nail.

Karl Stein

My toes positively twinkle like stars on a still, moonless, winter's night.

The Backwards Man

People have been known to orgasm on the spot from looking at my feet.

Earthwalker

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

I do like a visit to the chiropodist for some foot TLC every so often. They also have crap circulation and get stupid cold in the winter, especially in bed.

I don't think your Chiropodist would appreciate you telling all and sundry about their medical conditions let alone the fact that your shagging him.

Rho b

Ahhh, the horrors, thanks Femme Fatale - not!.
That ad on TV with the toe nail nearly lifting off the toe gives me the total creeps.
Freggin day mares for me for the next week or so and not forgetting about the night mares as well....

Legs.Eleven

One word: comical.

Mr. CooL ICE

I have a morton's toe in which the nail all but fell off from a marathon last year. It is stubborn and refuses to go anywhere and is constantly bruised looking. Aside from that, they're perfect

lahalane

Mickey H wrote: »

You know the drill by now:

Pics or GTFO!!

Genuinely spent about ten minutes trying to upload a photo. If theres no photo in this post then I have failed. If there is then apologies for the tattoo my sock left...

Sir Osis of Liver.

lahalane wrote: »

Genuinely spent about ten minutes trying to upload a photo. If theres no photo in this post then I have failed. If there is then apologies for the tattoo my sock left...

Are you wearing joke gorilla tights?

lahalane

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Are you wearing joke gorilla tights?

It looks out of control there but I usually have hair gel on it to make it more attractive looking for the females.

Irish Guitarist

One of my heels has been hurting me for about a year. I think I permanently damaged it last summer by wearing crappy shoes with no support like Converse All Stars and plimsolls. I wear better shoes now but the pain is still there. I went for a ten mile walk last week and I was in agony walking home.

jester77

Mine overheat, have to run cold water over them sometimes before I go to bed and I always have to leave them hanging out. Otherwise they are OK, couple of unruly hairs on the big toe.

Rho b

Thanks the bejeysus there were no pics of dismembered toe nails.
In fairness to Femme_Fatale this is one of those threads that I should not have clicked into.
I have no problems with bent/twisted toes or hard skin on heels. Feckin toe nails or more importantly finger nails, thats what really gets to me...
Methinks that I will not have enough ropes to halter all the day/night mares that Iam going to have to deal with over the next few nights. Thinking Marathon Man at the moment.....

Cookie_Monster

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

One of my heels has been hurting me for about a year. I think I permanently damaged it last summer by wearing crappy shoes with no support like Converse All Stars and plimsolls. I wear better shoes now but the pain is still there. I went for a ten mile walk last week and I was in agony walking home.

you can go to a doctor for stuff like that you know...

artanevilla

Feet are absolutely disgusting. Toes especially.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

My feet are manky. I broke my ankle a while back so my right foot is about 2.5 times the size of the other one.
I have a high instep, and collapsed arches (so, flat feet) I have webbed toes, the third and fourth toe on each foot are webbed together.
I used those foot peeling masks during the summer, which was supposed to remove dead skin but it came back way worse, so bad that it cracked my heels so now my soles are rough and unsightly. I tend to walk on the balls of my toes too, and pull my toes up towards me when I'm walking so I have very flexible toes

Links234

I like my feet

apart from a severely bad ingrown toenail when I was a kid, no issues so I figure it could be a hell of a lot worse

FanadMan

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

What condition are YOUR feet in?

Mine look like they've been 12 rounds against a cheese grater thanks to psoriasis - bleeding and lots of cracked and peeling skin........yummy or what

pharmaton

Deleted User wrote: »

Perfect thankfully. I don't have that freakish thing where the second toe is bigger than the big toe.

I do, always thought it was normal until someone politely informed me that it's not, to add insult to injury my abnormal second toe on my right foot is conjoined (webbed) to my third toe. I turned out to be a very good swimmer however.
I have very very veiny feet, they freak people out, especially small children. My arms and hands are also abnormally veiny.




It's also probably a bit sad that all of the above are my best features.

Links234

Sometimes i freak my housemate out when I wear vibrams that's always funny

OneArt

According to multiple persons (to whom I am not related), I have god-like feet. One friend of mine even compared them to perfection of Greek statues.

I can't say I find feet repulsive or attractive. They're just feet, used for standing. Overly hair feet are kind of gross though, as are feet with long, yellowing nails. Yuck.

I can't abide foot massages though, or even rubbing them. The weird friction of the ridges at the bottom of the feet and on your fingers gives me the same chills that rubbing certain pieces of fabric does. I also hate the idea of someone pressing things into my bones and muscles. DON'T TOUCH MY FEET.

Wow. Didn't know I had such a strong opinion.

Howard Juneau

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

One of my heels has been hurting me for about a year. I think I permanently damaged it last summer by wearing crappy shoes with no support like Converse All Stars and plimsolls. I wear better shoes now but the pain is still there. I went for a ten mile walk last week and I was in agony walking home.

You could have a spur

cantdecide

OneArt wrote: »

I can't abide foot massages though, or even rubbing them. DON'T TOUCH MY FEET.

I can't either. I may be the worlds most ticklish man

I lived with Kiwis when I lived in NZ who take enormous pleasure in pointing and laughing at my "baby soft" feet:o

That's what you get when you grow up in a country where you have 1.2 beach days a year, on average, I suppose.

anncoates

God, not another Pedo thread.

Howard Juneau

Rho b wrote: »

Thanks the bejeysus there were no pics of dismembered toe nails.
In fairness to Femme_Fatale this is one of those threads that I should not have clicked into.
I have no problems with bent/twisted toes or hard skin on heels. Feckin toe nails or more importantly finger nails, thats what really gets to me...
Methinks that I will not have enough ropes to halter all the day/night mares that Iam going to have to deal with over the next few nights. Thinking Marathon Man at the moment.....

I am tempted to post a pic of my fingernails, you'll never sleep again!

SuperGrover

I have weirdly un-smelly feet. I could wear the same socks for days (I don't btw) and they'd just smell like shoes.

They're a weird shape though, my feet. Very high arch and my toes kind of curl upwards. All my shoes end up a bit like Ali Baba's slippers.

On my the ball of my left foot I get an area of hard skin that ends up annoying the shyte out of me and i take a scissors to it. Very satisfying and doesn't hurt at all.

That's my feet.

gufnork

Is this one of those foot-fetish threads? Where's all the pics?

I don't get it...

BeerWolf

The Backwards Man wrote: »

People have been known to orgasm on the spot from looking at my feet.

Keep your bukkake acts to yourself please ffs... :mad:

pharmaton

pharmaton wrote: »

I do, always thought it was normal until someone politely informed me that it's not, to add insult to injury my abnormal second toe on my right foot is conjoined (webbed) to my third toe. I turned out to be a very good swimmer however.
I have very very veiny feet, they freak people out, especially small children. My arms and hands are also abnormally veiny.




It's also probably a bit sad that all of the above are my best features.

Seems a lot of people have that, even if it's more common I still don't think it's right. :pac:

Femme_Fatale

FanadMan wrote: »

Mine look like they've been 12 rounds against a cheese grater thanks to psoriasis - bleeding and lots of cracked and peeling skin........yummy or what

Speaking of cheese-grater, those things you can get to smooth the skin on your heels, and which look like a cheese-grater, are completely useless. They just make your skin raw and sore and an even worse callous develops as a consequence.

Frosty McSnowballs

I've never been so aroused

GalwayGuy2

Speaking of cheese-grater, those things you can get to smooth the skin on your heels, and which look like a cheese-grater, are completely useless. They just make your skin raw and sore and an even worse callous develops as a consequence.

Washing your feet in undissolved sugar is good for getting rid of hard skin.

FanadMan

GalwayGuy2 wrote: »

Washing your feet in undissolved sugar is good for getting rid of hard skin.

"Undissolved sugar"?? Surely that's just dry sugar. Could be kinda hard to wash in that

GalwayGuy2

"Undissolved sugar"?? Surely that's just dry sugar. Could be kinda hard to was in that

Little bit of water, and about half a palm of sugar. You should feel a little bit of the grain, but not long enough for it to feel uncomfortable. Dissolve it with a wet towel rather than with a bowl of water.

I learned by wearing a lifetime of Penney shoes.

FanadMan

GalwayGuy2 wrote: »

Little bit of water, and about half a palm of sugar. You should feel a little bit of the grain, but not long enough for it to feel uncomfortable. Dissolve it with a wet towel rather than with a bowl of water.

I learned by wearing a lifetime of Penney shoes.

Cool......it might even help my feet!

Nodin

GalwayGuy2 wrote: »

Little bit of water, and about half a palm of sugar. You should feel a little bit of the grain, but not long enough for it to feel uncomfortable. Dissolve it with a wet towel rather than with a bowl of water.

I learned by wearing a lifetime of Penney shoes.

A good pair of boots is what ye want. Worth the few bob.

Nodin

Femme Fatale wrote:

What condition are YOUR feet in? A lot of people seem to be either repulsed
by feet, no matter what way they are, or have a fetish for them.
I'm "meh"
about them mostly. My own feet get sore because of slightly fallen arches due to
wearing stupidly high heels too much when I was a young 'un, and I do like a
visit to the chiropodist for some foot TLC every so often. They also have crap
circulation and get stupid cold in the winter, especially in bed

...just the kind of post somebody embarrassed of their unusually large sweaty spogs would make.

Femme_Fatale

Nodin wrote: »

...just the kind of post somebody embarrassed of their unusually large sweaty spogs would make.

N... no! Ya got it all wrong!

phelixoflaherty

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

Don't go chasing waterfalls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYEyJiqSgMw

Nodin

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

N... no! Ya got it all wrong!

Alas no. Still, no need to worry as its the internet, and your hairy toed noisome shame need never be revealed. Unless you want to find somebody into that kind of thing.

Daveysil15

I have a deep fungal nail infection which I've had for the last 6 years now. They're notoriously difficult to get rid of.

I like women's feet though. I'm quite partial to the odd footjob.