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Knocking one out while your partner sleeps

  • 12-09-2013 1:45pm
    #1
    javadrinker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1 ✭


    Is this acceptable?
    Situation.
    You (he or she) goes to bed with their partner, feeling a little amorous, but your partner isn't in the mood.
    You wait for him / her to fall asleep - as you are still in that horned up state you want some release.
    If it acceptable for have a little 'me' time while they sleep inches away dreaming of care bears and rainbows?


Comments

  • #2
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    That's a no-no.


  • #3
    hullaballoo
    Administrators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 18,774 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭hullaballoo


    That's like asking if it's acceptable to jump up and down on the bed while your partner is asleep.


  • #4
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    javadrinker wrote: »
    If it acceptable for have a little 'me' time while they sleep inches away dreaming of care bears and rainbows?

    Being in a relationship with someone who dreams of care bears and rainbows would be the biggest no-no in this scenario surely?


  • #5
    Larbre34
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,718 ✭✭✭✭Larbre34


    Why is it a no-no? Ive never been found out!


  • #6
    Mr.McLovin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 470 ✭✭Mr.McLovin


    Its grand once you are standing over them, starring at them while they sleep


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  • #7
    Benny-c
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    This thread is going to end well!!


  • #8
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Why wait until they are asleep, knock out a quick one so you can fall asleep, just be considerate shoot or gush in the other direction.


  • #9
    spank_inferno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,892 ✭✭✭spank_inferno


    hullaballoo wrote: »
    That's like asking if it's acceptable to jump up and down on the bed while your partner is asleep.

    How vigorously do you choke your chicken?

    Can you not do it discretely?


  • #10
    mutley18
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,231 ✭✭✭mutley18


    hullaballoo wrote: »
    That's like asking if it's acceptable to jump up and down on the bed while your partner is asleep.

    What kind of violent hand shandys do you be having!?


  • #11
    force eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭force eleven


    I read this as knocking your partner out while they sleep. Kinda silly I thought...


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  • #12
    hullaballoo
    Administrators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 18,774 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭hullaballoo


    spank_inferno wrote: »
    How vigorously do you choke your chicken?

    Can you not do it discretely?
    mutley18 wrote: »
    What kind of violent hand shandys do you be having!?

    I was talking about herself.

    Edit: someone called spank_inferno calling me out on my masturbatory habits? Lol.


  • #13
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Ah 'knock one out' means to masturbate does it?

    Suddenly this thread makes more sense..


  • #14
    Banjo String
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    Gary glitter is on boards now?


  • #15
    GHOST MGG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 940 ✭✭✭GHOST MGG


    just make sure you dont wipe it in the new bedroom curtains...that doesnt go down well at all...


  • #16
    Cody Pomeray
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭Cody Pomeray


    Benny-c wrote: »
    This thread is going to end well!!
    Yes, a happy ending I'd say.


  • #17
    MonaPizza
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,014 ✭✭✭MonaPizza


    javadrinker wrote: »
    Is this acceptable?
    Situation.
    You (he or she) goes to bed with their partner, feeling a little amorous, but your partner isn't in the mood.
    You wait for him / her to fall asleep - as you are still in that horned up state you want some release.
    If it acceptable for have a little 'me' time while they sleep inches away dreaming of care bears and rainbows?

    Absolutely, preferably while having phone/text sex with another person.


  • #18
    Mr.McLovin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 470 ✭✭Mr.McLovin


    Mr.McLovin wrote: »
    Its grand once you are standing over them, starring at them while they sleep
    spank_inferno wrote: »
    How vigorously do you choke your chicken?

    Can you not do it discretely?
    mutley18 wrote: »
    What kind of violent hand shandys do you be having!?

    I thought it was romantic, no?


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