Drunken pig steals beer, terrorises campsite and starts fight with cow

speedboatchase

Forget Syria, here's some REAL news about possibly the greatest pig I have ever heard of. We've all been there and also, f*ck cows anyway. Extra points for the term 'beligerent porker'.

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/asia-pacific/boozy-feral-pig-steals-beer-gets-drunk-and-starts-fight-with-a-cow-29564674.html

Rob Williams – 09 September 2013

A booze-pilfering drunken feral pig has caused chaos by running amok at an Australian campsite and starting a fight with a cow.

The belligerent porker went on a drunken bender after stealing and drinking three six-packs of beer that had been left out by campers at the DeGrey River campsite in Port Hedland, Australia.

In the predictable series of events that followed the animal went on to ransack rubbish bin bags to find some late-night snacks before starting a fight with an innocent eyewitness cow.

Following the boarish rampage the pig decided to swim out into the middle of a river before collapsing drunk under a tree and falling asleep.

One camper named Merida recounted the tale to the ABC network: "It was in the middle of the night and it was these people camping opposite us and they heard this crunching of the can and they got their torch out and shone it on the pig and there he was scrunching away at their cans."

"Then he went and raided their rubbish that they had sort of covered over with a bin as well.

"And then there was some other people camped right on the river and they saw him running around their vehicle being chased by a cow.

"It was going around and around and then it went into the river and swam across to the middle of the river.

"The people that were camped on the river went across and crept up on it and it was hiding and sleeping under a big log right on the edge of the water."

"It was sort of coming from there for a couple of days but we didn't see it this morning or last night."

SuperGrover

speedboatchase wrote: »

In the predictable series of events that followed the animal went on to ransack rubbish bin bags to find some late-night snacks before starting a fight with an innocent eyewitness cow.

Following the boarish rampage the pig decided to swim out into the middle of a river before collapsing drunk under a tree and falling asleep.

It was just a matter of time.

CardBordWindow

Imagine how tasty the beer-soaked bacon would be!

SEPT 23 1989

How does one start a fight with a cow?

Paddy Dangerfield

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

How does one start a fight with a cow?

You pull its ears, then punch it in the nose.

Lando Griffin

So a wild pig gets drunk on a campsite in OZ and causes a slight disturbance then makes the news in Ireland, whereas thousands in Ireland get drunken, starting fights being a general nunsence and snacking on late night food and nothing said, and these people are tame?:mad:

Dravokivich

Lando Griffin wrote: »

So a wild pig gets drunk on a campsite in OZ and causes a slight disturbance then makes the news in Ireland, whereas thousands go on a drunken rampage starting fights and snacking on late night food and nothing said, and these people are tame?:mad:

...and taste terrible in a roll.

danniemcq

if it wasn't for the campsite bit the headline could describe most nights in a pub at home

Specialun

Babe drunk in the City

Oink

Paddy Dangerfield wrote: »

You pull its ears, then punch it in the nose.

"Paddy Dangerfield" was probably the best person to explain how to aggravate a cow....:D

Dyr

Did this pig appear on national radio the next morning slurring its words?

Today's top story: New Australia government to encase DeGrey River in glass dome.

Footage of pig walking on ceiling revealed to be hoax by fat bald man, blue haired lady.

SEPT 23 1989

Bambi wrote: »

Did this pig appear on national radio the next morning slurring its words?

This pig would have more intelligence than our pint swilling nation destroying oaf

xgwishyx

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

How does one start a fight with a cow?

Call her mother a cow.