College Sex?

Eoin247

So i'm going into college for the first time next week and I have a question for people with some experience. How true is the stereotype of students having sex all the time with tons of different people in college? Does the average student really have sex with a different person each week?

Prodgey

One a week means you're below average. The average rate is about 3 to 4 partners a week. First years do the best, it gets progressively worse from there on out. Practice your execution of lines such as "Daddy's home" and you'll be just fine.

llorturwonk

Worry about your college work, its not secondary school no one is going to run after you for it.
Your just living up to one of the stereotypes people have about students now and it just make us look bad/a bunch of wasters that do nothing but doss, drink, waste the grants some get, are more concerned with sex then grades etc :mad:
Also look up what an std test is seriously hope for the best but know what the worst case entails... :eek:

toastedpickles

Oh dear, someones been watching too many college related films

A_Sober_Paddy

The movies lie to you...Do you know that guy who never has sex in college, those guys don't even exist in the real world when it cums to college sex:D

Lump

Moved to After Hours as this isn't really the type of post for the college forum.

John

ghogie91

Well for someone to ask a question like this...

College is going to be a lonely time for you!!

Now off ya go, mammy has to brush your hair before bed

wazky

Don't even bother packing trousers when you go, waste of time taking them on and off the whole time.

AnonoBoy

Eoin247 wrote: »

So i'm going into college for the first time next week and I have a question for people with some experience. How true is the stereotype of students having sex all the time with tons of different people in college? Does the average student really have sex with a different person each week?

Yes. It is all true. Every video you have watched on websites that promise college orgies non-stop is actually real and not paid porn actresses at all.

If I was you I would apply for a loyalty card at your local STD clinic now. You'll need to be getting checked out every 2 weeks because of all the girls you'll be slammin'.

KeithM89

Buy about 40 boxes of these and youll be set until Christmas.

BNMC

"back her into me there PJ"

Get used to this kind of talk OP, non stop sexy time.

lkionm

Put barbs on your willy wonka and latch on to the nearest vagina.

Mahogany Gaspipe

I'm doing so much riding in college I sometimes think instead of mechanical engineering I should be doing environmental science so I would be more qualified to safely dispose of the sack loads of used condoms littered about my bedroom.

losthorizon

247 was the number I reached when I was in college anyway. Good choice of name.

wazky

Mahogany Gaspipe wrote: »

I'm doing so much riding in college I sometimes think instead of mechanical engineering I should be doing environmental science so I would be more qualified to safely dispose of the sack loads of used condoms littered about my bedroom.

Has your Engineering course not covered the concept of "The Bin" yet?

Chewabacca

The best place to get the girls is at the keg parties, you'll find them at the local frat houses. Just don't let the dean catch you at one of them parties, he'll be furious.

Duff

Depends on where you go. Dublin, maybe once every week or two. The Wesht, twice a week if you don't look like Susan Boyle.

Mahogany Gaspipe

wazky wrote: »

Has your Engineering course not covered the concept of "The Bin" yet?

Not sure if has yet, tbh I'm far to busy riding to make it in to lectures.

UCDVet

llorturwonk wrote: »

Worry about your college work, its not secondary school no one is going to run after you for it.
Your just living up to one of the stereotypes people have about students now and it just make us look bad/a bunch of wasters that do nothing but doss, drink, waste the grants some get, are more concerned with sex then grades etc :mad:
Also look up what an std test is seriously hope for the best but know what the worst case entails... :eek:

I have to disagree with this 100%

College is an amazing time. A 'full-time' student can spend 20-25 hours per week doing school work and get through the material. And that's only during the 35-36 weeks per year that school is in session.

When college is over, if you land a 'full-time' job, you'll be spending 40-45 hours per week, 45-48 weeks per year. And you won't be able to just roll out of bed and go to class, you'll need to dress appropriately and shower.

I've never had as much free time as when I was in Uni. And I've never had as much fun. I had no responsibilities, other than 'Please do some homework' and 'OMG a big test on Friday!'. My finances were covered, everything was laid out in front of me, it was a breeze. And everyone around me was in similar situations. It was a big party. Thursday night? Let's go party. Friday night? Let's go party! Saturday night? PARTY! Sunday night? Well, let's just have a few beers...

Dating was a lot different in college too. Sad but true, like most people, I'm shallow. The truth is, for nearly everyone, they'll never be as fit or as attractive as they are in college. I'm pretty ugly, but I'm uglier now than when I was in college. Most of us aren't in great shape, we've got a few extra pounds - and most of us just keep adding pounds as we get older. I look at pictures from my universities days and look at the girl I used to think wasn't pretty enough to date and, by mid-30 standards, she's a total babe. By my age, you have the situation where 'all the good ones are taken' and a bunch of the single ones have kids or ex-spouses....and most people are more concerned about what you do for a living than who you are.

In college, nobody cares about your job. You don't have one. They don't have one. It's cool to a bum in college. I could go to a bar and talk to a girl and say, 'Yeah, I go to class....sometimes' and it was cool. Ask an unemployed guy in his late 30s what the dating scene is like. It sucks.

I look back at the classes I took. Most of them were required general education B.S. that had no use to me. I regret that I cared as much as I did.

After my first job, nobody cares about my classes. It's just a checkbox on job requirements. 'Oh - does he have a degree? Okay - we can consider him'.

I wish I would have spent less time studying and more time getting drunk. Nobody cares that I scored a 100% on my philosophy exam 12 years ago. My life isn't better for it. But that night I get really drunk and made out with some hot french girl - that is a memory I'll cherish for the rest of my life.

I'm not advocating failing out of school - but it's a once in a lifetime opportunity and I'd advise everyone to take advantage of that.

Talib Fiasco

Don't worry OP it won't be true for you anyway.

The Backwards Man

My first night in college I ended up with a lovely girl. 'Do you like whipped cream?' says she. 'Yeah' says I. 'Me too', says she suggestively.

So quick as a flash, I hops out of bed and walk four miles to the 24 hour garage to by an aerosol of whipped cream. By the time I got back the lights were off and the door locked.

To this day, I'm not sure if 'whipped cream' was a euphemism or not.

Mahogany Gaspipe

The Backwards Man wrote: »

My first night in college I ended up with a lovely girl. 'Do you like whipped cream?' says she. 'Yeah' says I. 'Me too', says she suggestively.

So quick as a flash, I hops out of bed and walk four miles to the 24 hour garage to by an aerosol of whipped cream. By the time I got back the lights were off and the door locked.

To this day, I'm not sure if 'whipped cream' was a euphemism or not.

You left a young one in bed to go walk a 8 mile round trip grocery run?

No wonder the lights were off and the door locked, not exactly alpha male behavior. What had you planned for foreplay? Unloading the dish washing perhaps or defrosting the freezer for her? (neither being a euphemism btw)

carzony

Started college last week and there are no women in my class whatsoever so I don't think i'll be getting very lucky. Unless I turn gay that is......

Richard Hillman

If you didn't get laid in secondary school, you're probably not gonna get laid in college.

carzony

Richard Hillman wrote: »

If you didn't get laid in secondary school, you're probably not gonna get laid in college.

I was in an All boys secondary school too.

Lux23

Join a drama club or something?

Talib Fiasco

carzony wrote: »

Started college last week and there are no women in my class whatsoever so I don't think i'll be getting very lucky. Unless I turn gay that is......

You shoulda researched ratio's :rolleyes:

Catari Jaguar

I went to teaching college. 60 people in my class, 4 lads. 7 hours of lectures a day. Everyone went "home" on Friday. Thursday in Coppers & County Colours nights were the be all and end all of their culchie social life. Great... :rolleyes:

Fred Swanson

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nastros

Id join a club that has a good proportion of girls and you will do fine.

Kold

Word to the wise, get your willy 'treated'. You know, like leather or something. I didn't in first year and got severe friction burns. I'd start screaming but the girls would not relent.

reap-a-rat

Keith wrote: »

Buy about 40 boxes of these and youll be set until Christmas.

40 boxes of these might be a better idea...

General General

For God's sake wear a johnny, if you get the rot, they stick a little brush up your eye & twirl it around...

Tugboats

General General wrote: »

For God's sake wear a johnny, if you get the rot, they stick a little brush up your eye & twirl it around...

Real men just buy the tablets online

Celly Smunt

Ah college.

Its a party if you think **** yourself into the small hours whilst crying over a pot noodle is fun, because you have 2 assignments due in with a 9 o'clock start.

Daveysil15

Feck I should have went to college.

Timmyctc

Story about my first week in college. I thought the whole "having sex all the time" thing was true. Invited a girl back to mines under false pretenses, as was the style at the time. Got her into bed and she clearly had never shaved her legs ever in the history of her life. Panicked and convinced her to go to a party with me elsewhere then pretended I forgot my keys and went back into the house and locked the door and didnt answer her calls for a week. Still haven't seen the hoody she borrowed off me to this day.

mattjack

OP , what ya got to do, to gets lots of some sex in college , is do what I did .... "get married before college".

denismc

First video is what the op hopes college is going to be like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ib5_zEz14Y

Second video is what college is really like,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLwc9lbJlIQ

Fred Swanson

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Annasopra

Tugboats wrote: »

Real men just buy the tablets online

What tablets?

Fred Swanson

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BillyMitchel

Timmyctc wrote: »

Story about my first week in college. I thought the whole "having sex all the time" thing was true. Invited a girl back to mines under false pretenses, as was the style at the time. Got her into bed and she clearly had never shaved her legs ever in the history of her life. Panicked and convinced her to go to a party with me elsewhere then pretended I forgot my keys and went back into the house and locked the door and didnt answer her calls for a week. Still haven't seen the hoody she borrowed off me to this day.

That's pathetic man.

Santa Cruz

BNMC wrote: »

"back her into me there PJ"

Get used to this kind of talk OP, non stop sexy time.

Also Kerry foreplay. "Bend over Bridie and face Dingle"
" Brace yourself Bridget I'm coming in dry"

Santa Cruz

Duff wrote: »

Depends on where you go. Dublin, maybe once every week or two. The Wesht, twice a week if you don't look like Susan Boyle.

Don't rule out the Susan Boyle type. They know their limitations so they make an extra effort with some of their tricks

R019912

I wasted my first 3 out of 4 years of college life in a relationship. And the 3rd year I wasn't getting laid anyway.

Starscream25

Went to college for 4 years, not once got lucky enough to get in the sack in those 4 years.

Raging_Ninja

Had sex hundreds of times since going to college.

Most of it with the one girl.

buttercups88

I shared a house with a girl who literally had a queue of guys waiting outside her room, no word of a lie. She actually caused an outbreak of an STI in the college.

Starscream25

buttercups88 wrote: »

I shared a house with a girl who literally had a queue of guys waiting outside her room, no word of a lie. She actually caused an outbreak of an STI in the college.

Dirty bitch