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College Sex?

  • 10-09-2013 12:02AM
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 830 ✭✭✭


    So i'm going into college for the first time next week and I have a question for people with some experience. How true is the stereotype of students having sex all the time with tons of different people in college? Does the average student really have sex with a different person each week?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,238 ✭✭✭Prodgey


    One a week means you're below average. The average rate is about 3 to 4 partners a week. First years do the best, it gets progressively worse from there on out. Practice your execution of lines such as "Daddy's home" and you'll be just fine.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1 llorturwonk


    Worry about your college work, its not secondary school no one is going to run after you for it.
    Your just living up to one of the stereotypes people have about students now and it just make us look bad/a bunch of wasters that do nothing but doss, drink, waste the grants some get, are more concerned with sex then grades etc :mad:
    Also look up what an std test is seriously hope for the best but know what the worst case entails... :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,605 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    Oh dear, someones been watching too many college related films :/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,221 ✭✭✭A_Sober_Paddy


    The movies lie to you...Do you know that guy who never has sex in college, those guys don't even exist in the real world when it cums to college sex:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    Moved to After Hours as this isn't really the type of post for the college forum.

    John


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,121 ✭✭✭ghogie91


    Well for someone to ask a question like this...

    College is going to be a lonely time for you!!

    Now off ya go, mammy has to brush your hair before bed


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Don't even bother packing trousers when you go, waste of time taking them on and off the whole time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Eoin247 wrote: »
    So i'm going into college for the first time next week and I have a question for people with some experience. How true is the stereotype of students having sex all the time with tons of different people in college? Does the average student really have sex with a different person each week?

    Yes. It is all true. Every video you have watched on websites that promise college orgies non-stop is actually real and not paid porn actresses at all.

    If I was you I would apply for a loyalty card at your local STD clinic now. You'll need to be getting checked out every 2 weeks because of all the girls you'll be slammin'.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,557 ✭✭✭KeithM89


    Buy about 40 boxes of these and youll be set until Christmas.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭BNMC


    "back her into me there PJ"

    Get used to this kind of talk OP, non stop sexy time.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    Put barbs on your willy wonka and latch on to the nearest vagina.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 334 ✭✭Mahogany Gaspipe


    I'm doing so much riding in college I sometimes think instead of mechanical engineering I should be doing environmental science so I would be more qualified to safely dispose of the sack loads of used condoms littered about my bedroom.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,565 ✭✭✭losthorizon


    247 was the number I reached when I was in college anyway. Good choice of name.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    I'm doing so much riding in college I sometimes think instead of mechanical engineering I should be doing environmental science so I would be more qualified to safely dispose of the sack loads of used condoms littered about my bedroom.

    Has your Engineering course not covered the concept of "The Bin" yet?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 367 ✭✭Chewabacca


    The best place to get the girls is at the keg parties, you'll find them at the local frat houses. Just don't let the dean catch you at one of them parties, he'll be furious.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭Duff


    Depends on where you go. Dublin, maybe once every week or two. The Wesht, twice a week if you don't look like Susan Boyle.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 334 ✭✭Mahogany Gaspipe


    wazky wrote: »
    Has your Engineering course not covered the concept of "The Bin" yet?

    Not sure if has yet, tbh I'm far to busy riding to make it in to lectures.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,894 ✭✭✭UCDVet


    Worry about your college work, its not secondary school no one is going to run after you for it.
    Your just living up to one of the stereotypes people have about students now and it just make us look bad/a bunch of wasters that do nothing but doss, drink, waste the grants some get, are more concerned with sex then grades etc :mad:
    Also look up what an std test is seriously hope for the best but know what the worst case entails... :eek:

    I have to disagree with this 100%

    College is an amazing time. A 'full-time' student can spend 20-25 hours per week doing school work and get through the material. And that's only during the 35-36 weeks per year that school is in session.

    When college is over, if you land a 'full-time' job, you'll be spending 40-45 hours per week, 45-48 weeks per year. And you won't be able to just roll out of bed and go to class, you'll need to dress appropriately and shower.

    I've never had as much free time as when I was in Uni. And I've never had as much fun. I had no responsibilities, other than 'Please do some homework' and 'OMG a big test on Friday!'. My finances were covered, everything was laid out in front of me, it was a breeze. And everyone around me was in similar situations. It was a big party. Thursday night? Let's go party. Friday night? Let's go party! Saturday night? PARTY! Sunday night? Well, let's just have a few beers...

    Dating was a lot different in college too. Sad but true, like most people, I'm shallow. The truth is, for nearly everyone, they'll never be as fit or as attractive as they are in college. I'm pretty ugly, but I'm uglier now than when I was in college. Most of us aren't in great shape, we've got a few extra pounds - and most of us just keep adding pounds as we get older. I look at pictures from my universities days and look at the girl I used to think wasn't pretty enough to date and, by mid-30 standards, she's a total babe. By my age, you have the situation where 'all the good ones are taken' and a bunch of the single ones have kids or ex-spouses....and most people are more concerned about what you do for a living than who you are.

    In college, nobody cares about your job. You don't have one. They don't have one. It's cool to a bum in college. I could go to a bar and talk to a girl and say, 'Yeah, I go to class....sometimes' and it was cool. Ask an unemployed guy in his late 30s what the dating scene is like. It sucks.

    I look back at the classes I took. Most of them were required general education B.S. that had no use to me. I regret that I cared as much as I did.

    After my first job, nobody cares about my classes. It's just a checkbox on job requirements. 'Oh - does he have a degree? Okay - we can consider him'.

    I wish I would have spent less time studying and more time getting drunk. Nobody cares that I scored a 100% on my philosophy exam 12 years ago. My life isn't better for it. But that night I get really drunk and made out with some hot french girl - that is a memory I'll cherish for the rest of my life.

    I'm not advocating failing out of school - but it's a once in a lifetime opportunity and I'd advise everyone to take advantage of that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    Don't worry OP it won't be true for you anyway.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    My first night in college I ended up with a lovely girl. 'Do you like whipped cream?' says she. 'Yeah' says I. 'Me too', says she suggestively.

    So quick as a flash, I hops out of bed and walk four miles to the 24 hour garage to by an aerosol of whipped cream. By the time I got back the lights were off and the door locked.

    To this day, I'm not sure if 'whipped cream' was a euphemism or not.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 334 ✭✭Mahogany Gaspipe


    My first night in college I ended up with a lovely girl. 'Do you like whipped cream?' says she. 'Yeah' says I. 'Me too', says she suggestively.

    So quick as a flash, I hops out of bed and walk four miles to the 24 hour garage to by an aerosol of whipped cream. By the time I got back the lights were off and the door locked.

    To this day, I'm not sure if 'whipped cream' was a euphemism or not.

    You left a young one in bed to go walk a 8 mile round trip grocery run?

    No wonder the lights were off and the door locked, not exactly alpha male behavior. What had you planned for foreplay? Unloading the dish washing perhaps or defrosting the freezer for her? (neither being a euphemism btw)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,844 ✭✭✭carzony


    Started college last week and there are no women in my class whatsoever so I don't think i'll be getting very lucky. Unless I turn gay that is......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    If you didn't get laid in secondary school, you're probably not gonna get laid in college.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,844 ✭✭✭carzony


    If you didn't get laid in secondary school, you're probably not gonna get laid in college.


    I was in an All boys secondary school too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    Join a drama club or something?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    carzony wrote: »
    Started college last week and there are no women in my class whatsoever so I don't think i'll be getting very lucky. Unless I turn gay that is......

    You shoulda researched ratio's :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,649 ✭✭✭Catari Jaguar


    I went to teaching college. 60 people in my class, 4 lads. 7 hours of lectures a day. Everyone went "home" on Friday. Thursday in Coppers & County Colours nights were the be all and end all of their culchie social life. Great... :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,723 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,084 ✭✭✭nastros


    Id join a club that has a good proportion of girls and you will do fine.


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