Pat a bit of batter on it

lukesmom

And then pat it in the aven

Frosty McSnowballs

Jesus! What type of mother are you at all!

Ilik Urgee

And a bit of voinegar on the chops dere luv.

lkionm

Instructions not clear. My willy got burnt on the kettle

Peregrine

lkionm wrote: »

Instructions not clear. My willy got burnt on the kettle

Mine's still in the oven.

lkionm

Nimrod 7 wrote: »

Mine's still in the oven.

I reckon the water should be boiled by now?

NegativeCreep

Rachel Allen needs speech therapy.

Howard Juneau

Fanny batter? Yum!

Frosty McSnowballs

NegativeCreep wrote: »

Rachel Allen needs speech therapy.

She needs a good kick in the gee'

I heard she microwaves everything at home cos she doesn't give a bollox

Rasheed

NegativeCreep wrote: »

Rachel Allen needs speech therapy.

I was just about to post 'Is this about Rachel Allen?'

Gummy Panda

Is today "post stupid threads on AH" day?

OneOfThem Stumbled

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Is today "post stupid threads on AH" day?

Imo the "heil hitler" spam posts were an interesting discourse on the prevalence of received opinion within media dissemination of material relating to modern politics.

Peregrine

OneOfThem Stumbled wrote: »

Imo the "heil hitler" spam posts were an interesting discourse on the prevalence of received opinion within media dissemination of material relating to modern politics.

Legs.Eleven

lukesmom wrote: »

And then pat it in the aven

And you don't even have the excuse of being drunk like I did....or do you?

Chucken

What about when something tastes nice?

YOM!

Czarcasm

Betty Botta bought some butter;
"But," said she, "this butter's bitter!
If I put it in my batter
It will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter
Will but make my batter better."
Then she bought a bit of butter
Better than the bitter butter,
Made her bitter batter better.
So ´twas better Betty Botta
bought a bit of better butter.



ps- Betty Crocker is the business!

the keen edge

Who invented butter? That's what I'd like to know.

Yamanoto

NegativeCreep wrote: »

Rachel Allen needs speech therapy.

There'll be others to take her place.

Raising Alexandra College is the only permanent fix.

Czarcasm

the keen edge wrote: »

Who invented butter? That's what I'd like to know.

Probably some caveman, ended up churning the milk too much and thought to himself "Dammit, I'm sick of these useless lumps of cheese!", before he rolled it down the hill and tried again with a fresh urn of milk to make something tasty to spread on his bread.

It took him another 50 years to realise he'd invented the wheel.

shopaholic01

Rasheed wrote: »

I was just about to post 'Is this about Rachel Allen?'

I didn't know what this was about until Negative Creep explained.

Speedsie

Yamanoto wrote: »

Raising Alexandra College is the only permanent fix.

Or even razing it.

Nodin

Yamanoto wrote: »

There'll be others to take her place.

Raising Alexandra College is the only permanent fix.

...I may have encountered young women from that place as a lad....and never recollect them saying "spone"....

Duck's hoop

Yamanoto wrote: »

There'll be others to take her place.

Raising Alexandra College is the only permanent fix.

I'm not being a dick here. But I'm almost sure 'razing' is the word yer after. As in 'raze it to the ground'.

ETA; true to his/her name Speedsie gets there.

Yamanoto

Nodin wrote: »

...I may have encountered young women from that place as a lad....and never recollect them saying "spone"....

It's a real oddity that accent - Rathgar meets Sloane Square.

Miriam O'Callaghan's also afflicted as a past pupil, though not to an Allen-esque degree. I always found it noticeable that 'Alex' had a phonology all of its own, one that was markedly peculiar to those who passed through its doors.

Gals from Mt. Anville or Notre Dame just didn't display such an affectation, despite their proximity to Milltown & obvious demographic similarities.

rustedtrumpet

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