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Big bottom big bottom...

  • 08-09-2013 1:56am
    #1
    Legs.Eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭


    ...talk about bum cheeks my girl's got'em.





    Has yours?


    Discuss.


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Comments

  • #2
    jacksie66
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,988 ✭✭✭jacksie66


    This post has been deleted.


  • #3
    Ken.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,898 ✭✭✭✭Ken.


    More of a boob man myself.


  • #4
    bodice ripper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭bodice ripper


    I came as soon as could. Did I miss anything?


  • #5
    ONeill2013
    Closed Accounts Posts: 447 ✭✭ONeill2013


    nothing worse than a skinny old backside


  • #6
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I have all the bum


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  • #7
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    They all have lovely bottoms.


  • #8
    bodice ripper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭bodice ripper


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I have all the bum

    You don't like, I have some here.


  • #9
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    bodice ripper wrote: »
    You don't like, I have some here.

    Pics or gtfo


  • #10
    B.A._Baracus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,218 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    Context of a big bottom :P
    I mean Sophie Dee has a lovely big butt .... Rosanne Barr, not so much :pac:


  • #11
    bodice ripper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭bodice ripper


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Pics or gtfo


    Done. You GTFO.


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  • #12
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    bodice ripper wrote: »
    Done. You GTFO.

    That's a good arse.

    I particularly like the arrow. It's a lovely shade of blue.


  • #13
    Sleepy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    I think we can agree that they all have lovely bottoms.


  • #14
    mutley18
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,231 ✭✭✭mutley18


    jacksie66 wrote: »
    Cant bate a gud auld arse..

    Yes you can, it is known as spanking.


  • #15
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    There's only one thing nicer than a nice bum.


  • #16
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    http://i.imgur.com/aWtuHBs.gif


  • #17
    Spudmonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,988 ✭✭✭Spudmonkey


    ken wrote: »
    More of a boob man myself.

    Motorboating an arse just isn't the same.


  • #18
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Spudmonkey wrote: »
    Motorboating an arse just isn't the same.

    Don't go nose deep and its all good :)


  • #19
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Legs.Eleven wrote: »
    ...talk about bum cheeks my girl's got'em.





    Has yours?


    Discuss.


    My girl has indeed got a fantastic ass, nice and round and big and just begging to be spanked.

    Now if only she'd stop referring to my "Michael Douglas arse" that'd be lovely. I get it, I've a saggy flat ass like an old man, ok! :(


  • #20
    TommiesTank
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 328 ✭✭TommiesTank


    Just let out a rasper in case anyone is interested.


  • #21
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,741 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Bum CAKES. Get it right.


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  • #22
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Spudmonkey wrote: »
    Motorboating an arse just isn't the same.

    don't knock it, it comes with engine noises!


  • #23
    Caonima
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 772 ✭✭✭Caonima


    Prefer a nice tidy vadge


  • #24
    KingOfFairview
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭KingOfFairview


    Alexis Texas


  • #25
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,217 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Prefer smaller bums myself.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #26
    cantdecide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,465 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    To me, a nice shapely bum can be any size. I do have an aversion to shapeless/ flat bums. Being overweight with a flat arse is a recipe for an oul' wan body.


  • #27
    jugger0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,453 ✭✭✭jugger0


    That feel when no gf


  • #28
    Legs.Eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    *That horrible feeling when you check on Boards to see what you posted after coming home from the pub....*




    :eek::cool::cool::cool:




    *Shimmies out the back door.....*


  • #29
    Seaneh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    I really think whoopsa should follow her own advice.

    Pics or gtfo.


  • #30
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Legs.Eleven wrote: »
    *That horrible feeling when you check on Boards to see what you posted after coming home from the pub....*




    :eek::cool::cool::cool:




    *Shimmies out the back door.....*


    That feeling when your own words come back to bite you on your rather shapely rear end-
    Legs.Eleven wrote: »
    Have to say, feeling a lot better about all the stupid threads I started over the years reading this one.


    Phew!


    Don't let the door hit your arse on the way out :pac:


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  • #31
    Legs.Eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    pickarooney wrote: »
    Bum CAKES. Get it right.


    Jesus it is, isn't it. Holy god. Even though I knew that I've been singing the wrong feckin' lyrics for years. And bum cakes is so much funnier...


  • #32
    Sprog 4
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 434 ✭✭Sprog 4


    How could I leave this behind...


  • #33
    KingOfFairview
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭KingOfFairview


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Prefer smaller bums myself.

    Urgh, your opinion is bad and you should feel bad


  • #34
    Sgt Hartman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,637 ✭✭✭Sgt Hartman


    I do prefer a good butt myself, especially a soft one and not a rock hard one from doing too many squats and lunges in the gym:)


  • #35
    bodice ripper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭bodice ripper


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    That's a good arse.

    I particularly like the arrow. It's a lovely shade of blue.

    Thank you. I am very fond of that color too.


  • #36
    Legs.Eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    Lots of Latin American women here with "big" bum cakes. They've amazing bums. I can totally see the appeal of them.


    I've always had some junk in my trunk naturally. I remember having a complex about my arse as a teen and tying jumpers round my waist until one Summer I took it off and walked around my hometown. A French exchange student commented I had a "roundly ass" as I walked by him and tried to chat me up and it was from that point on, I displayed my roundly ass for the world (covered in jeans, skirts etc without anything tied around my waist....I don't cut the arse out of trousers to display it).


    It's my boyfriend's favourite body part of me. All these women going on about their fat arses not realising how many men go in for them in ALL their forms.


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  • #37
    Seaneh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    Legs.Eleven wrote: »
    Lots of Latin American women here with "big" bum cakes. They've amazing bums. I can totally see the appeal of them.


    I've always had some junk in my trunk naturally. I remember having a complex about my arse as a teen and tying jumpers round my waist until one Summer I took it off and walked around my hometown. A French exchange student commented I had a "roundly ass" as I walked by him and tried to chat me up and it was from that point on, I displayed my roundly ass for the world (covered in jeans, skirts etc without anything tied around my waist....I don't cut the arse out of trousers to display it).


    It's my boyfriend's favourite body part of me. All these women going on about their fat arses not realising how many men go in for them in ALL their forms.


    Seriously.

    Pics or gtfo.


  • #38
    Tugboats
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,011 ✭✭✭Tugboats


    Bums smell. Don't understand the attraction tbh


  • #39
    Legs.Eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    Tugboats wrote: »
    Bums smell. Don't understand the attraction tbh


    Not if you clean them?


  • #40
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Legs.Eleven wrote: »
    Discuss.


  • #41
    Legs.Eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    biko wrote: »


    Gosh.


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  • #42
    cantdecide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,465 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    Legs.Eleven wrote: »
    Lots of Latin American women here with "big" bum cakes. They've amazing bums. I can totally see the appeal of them

    Have you seen those yoga pants memes with girls with tiny waists and *inexplicably HUUUUGE arses? It reminds me of Wallace and Gromit's 'The Wrong Trousers'. What does be wrong with people like?







    ie photoshopped for arse perves


  • #43
    Sprog 4
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 434 ✭✭Sprog 4


    Word of the day: Callipygous


  • #44
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Seaneh wrote: »
    I really think whoopsa should follow her own advice.

    Pics or gtfo.

    Ah jaysus now, I've done the ultimate pics or gtfo, I really don't think I should need to gtfo to be fair!


  • #45
    Seaneh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Ah jaysus now, I've done the ultimate pics or gtfo, I really don't think I should need to gtfo to be fair!

    Pics or it didn't happen.

    Its the rules.


  • #46
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,217 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    KingOfFairview wrote: »
    Urgh, your opinion is bad and you should feel bad
    People differ *shrugs*. I prefer small framed, slender women and big bums don't tend to come with that.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #47
    lukesmom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    Boys heres a pic of mine so you can rate it out of 10


  • #48
    Howard Juneau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,901 ✭✭✭Howard Juneau


    lukesmom wrote: »
    Boys heres a pic of mine so you can rate it out of 10

    Peachy! :)


  • #49
    Legs.Eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    Wibbs wrote: »
    People differ *shrugs*. I prefer small framed, slender women and big bums don't tend to come with that.


    And isn't that the beauty of the world we live in? That tastes DO differ (contrary to what the media would have us believe).


  • #50
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    lukesmom wrote: »
    Boys heres a pic of mine so you can rate it out of 10


    It's... a peach.

    No, I mean, really, it's a peach :(


    Show that to your next door neighbour! :pac:


  • #51
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    lukesmom wrote: »
    Boys heres a pic of mine so you can rate it out of 10

    Looks like you're touching cloth there tbh


    (I can't believe I said that, puke)


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