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When you get "old" you're not allowed to ...

  • 07-09-2013 06:25PM
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    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭


    Whatever "old" means to you. It could be 30, 40. 50 or whatever.

    When you get "old" you're not allowed to ... go to Oxegen


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,903 ✭✭✭Napper Hawkins


    Well thank **** for that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 901 ✭✭✭ChunkyLover_53


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    Whatever "old" means to you. It could be 30, 40. 50 or whatever.

    When you get "old" you're not allowed to ... go to Oxegen

    30 is old?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    Not allowed go to teenage discos


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,628 ✭✭✭Femme_Fatale


    30 is old?
    To people a good bit under 30, yes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,628 ✭✭✭Femme_Fatale


    I'm 26 and feel ancient :(
    I'm nine years older than you and I don't. What's that about?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8 Gonzales177


    To people a good bit under 30, yes.

    It doesn't matter what age you are, if you have a brain you realise 30 isn't old.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    Whatever "old" means to you. It could be 30, 40. 50 or whatever.

    When you get "old" you're not allowed to ... go to Oxegen

    What about Slane ? :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Offer kids sweets


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3 The Bad Guy


    I'm nine years older than you and I don't. What's that about?

    Peaked too soon I did.

    Burnt out by the time I was 20


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    Peaked too soon I did.

    Burnt out by the time I was 20

    What caused the burn out ? booze ? drugs ?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    All I know is that when you get very old you can make poo poo in a store and someone else will clean it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,730 ✭✭✭✭corktina


    ...think for yourself....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Festy wrote: »
    What caused the burn out ? booze ? drugs ?

    Now I'm just guessing here but I'm sayin' masturbation


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,043 ✭✭✭Truckermal


    Ride a young one..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,238 ✭✭✭mutley18


    ...be a full kit wånker.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭lahalane


    Live.

    Euthanasia should be mandatory after the age of 40.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    lahalane wrote: »
    Live.

    Euthanasia should be mandatory after the age of 40.

    Come back to me when you reach 40, happy to help...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭lahalane


    MadsL wrote: »
    Come back to me when you reach 40, happy to help...

    Im 47 :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    lahalane wrote: »
    Im 47 :(

    You are old enough to be my mother


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,358 ✭✭✭Aineoil


    When you get old (47 here)....

    as far as I see it, you're not allowed to have an opinion or even a thought on any subject, because you are a fuddy duddy and out of touch and the omg generation think you are loike soooo embrassing.

    My teenage children tell me I know nothing because they know everything. I wish I was 16 again, because I knew everything then, these days I'm not too sure I know anything.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,358 ✭✭✭Aineoil


    lahalane


    47 is the new 20!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭lahalane


    lkionm wrote: »
    You are old enough to be my mother

    I'm not feminine enough though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭lahalane


    Aineoil wrote: »
    lahalane


    47 is the new 20!!!!!

    I'm actually only 28, I was joking above.

    Joking about my age and the mandatory euthanasia.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 879 ✭✭✭risteard7


    I'm 25 and feel old. What's 40 like? is it even worth waiting for..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    lahalane wrote: »
    I'm not feminine enough though.

    Shut up moooom.

    Whats for dinner.


    I have washing to be done. Ill leave it in a mixed ball by the machine.

    Oh I need a lift to my friends tonight to drink my brains dead so feel free to stay up the whole night worrying until I stumble in the door and get sick on the dog.

    Dont worry, you can come into me all self righteous in the morning and ask 'Have you any idea what you did last night'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,075 ✭✭✭fenris


    Go to a gig and not have people think that you are from the drug squad


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭lahalane


    lkionm wrote: »
    Shut up moooom.

    Whats for dinner.


    I have washing to be done. Ill leave it in a mixed ball by the machine.

    Oh I need a lift to my friends tonight to drink my brains dead so feel free to stay up the whole night worrying until I stumble in the door and get sick on the dog.

    Dont worry, you can come into me all self righteous in the morning and ask 'Have you any idea what you did last night'

    **** this, I'm having an abortion.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    30 is old?

    To a 12 year old knowall? Yes, its old.


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,393 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    risteard7 wrote: »
    I'm 25 and feel old. What's 40 like? is it even worth waiting for..

    Definitely :)


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    .......sleep on your side without first adjusting your scrotum to stop it getting squished between your thighs


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