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I have to ****e....

06-09-2013 12:59pm

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Jayo11780

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You know when you're bursting for a ****e... and you just have to pick the right time to go?

Well thats me now... just back from lunch in work and i'm turtling!

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#2 06-09-2013 1:00pm

gubber

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Thanks for letting us know

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#3 06-09-2013 1:00pm

Corvo

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Well...

This is a new low.

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#4 06-09-2013 1:00pm

kaimera

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Charming.

Go take a **** ya dirty fecker.

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#5 06-09-2013 1:00pm

neckedit

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Jayo11780 wrote: »

You know when you're bursting for a ****e... and you just have to pick the right time to go?

Well thats me now... just back from lunch in work and i'm turtling!

Slow day on Boards......

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#6 06-09-2013 1:01pm

Festy

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Go in your pants

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#7 06-09-2013 1:01pm

RidleyRider

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Fascinating **** right there.

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#8 06-09-2013 1:01pm

The Backwards Man

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Anyone else having trouble guessing what the filtered word is?

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#9 06-09-2013 1:01pm

SEPT 23 1989

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Use the drawer at your desk ya filthy animal

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#10 06-09-2013 1:02pm

The Gibzilla

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Another giant leap for mankind.

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#11 06-09-2013 1:03pm

MonstaMash

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Good on you...go pinch off a baguette

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#12 06-09-2013 1:03pm

RikkFlair

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Whatever you do don't "touch cloth"

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#13 06-09-2013 1:03pm

Nemeses

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Ah here.. No one cares what you do in your own time.

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#14 06-09-2013 1:04pm

Mr.McLovin

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I like to shít on my bosses time so I always wait till i'm in work, saves me a few quid on bog roll too

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#15 06-09-2013 1:05pm

Anyone

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Make sure you check to see how it ends up on the Bristol stool scale.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_stool_scale

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#16 06-09-2013 1:07pm

Plazaman

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Nothing focuses the mind better than when you have to drop the kids off at the pool but have nowhere to go.

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#17 06-09-2013 1:07pm

Gannicus

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If you really hate your job you could drop a deuce on the boss' desk.

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#18 06-09-2013 1:08pm

Wacker The Attacker

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when was the last time an ah'er sh1t their pants?

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#19 06-09-2013 1:08pm

Nemeses

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Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

when was the last time an ah'er sh1t their pants?

Really? Really dude?

Kids read these forums..

Have you no shame?

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#20 06-09-2013 1:11pm

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Sh*t thread is sh*t.

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