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Various sex alligations

  • 06-09-2013 12:51pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,513 ✭✭✭


    Do you think it is likely that some of the allegations that have been made and may even find people guilty will turn out to be made up?

    There was a case a while ago where a mother convinced her daughter to make false allegation against her uncle so it has happened before. He only got out after his niece came out and told the truth after her while he was serving time.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭Nemeses


    Ray Palmer wrote: »
    Do you think it is likely that some of the allegations that have been made and may even find people guilty will turn out to be made up?

    There was a case a while ago where a mother convinced her daughter to make false allegation against her uncle so it has happened before. He only got out after his niece came out and told the truth after her while he was serving time.

    As Dr. House has quoted many many times...

    "Everybody lies."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,652 ✭✭✭I am pie


    I read this as sex alligators...was much more interesting.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,604 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    Ray Palmer wrote: »
    Do you think it is likely that some of the allegations that have been made and may even find people guilty will turn out to be made up?

    Of course. Same with any other crime. we can only hope that our judicial system can weed out the liars.

    What's the other option? Nobody makes any sexual allegations at all?

    Edit - just to note, I do have an issue with sexual allegations being publicised before people are found guilty (as mud stick in this case)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    I am pie wrote: »
    I read this as sex alligators...was much more interesting.


    See you later, alligator
    In a while, Paedophile.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,541 ✭✭✭Gee Bag


    I am pie wrote: »
    I read this as sex alligators...was much more interesting.

    So did I.

    Though inviting, blow jobs from alligators are a big no-no. Allegedly.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,652 ✭✭✭I am pie


    Sex Alligator found lurking in sewer after being flushed down the toilet by owner.

    Sex Alligators are not suitable pets for kids folks, that's the message here.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Paedogator


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,652 ✭✭✭I am pie


    crocophile.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    I am pie wrote: »
    crocophile.

    Can see that bein on syfy after crocosaurus


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,548 Mod ✭✭✭✭Amirani


    The easiest way to distinguish an alligator from a crocodile is by looking at the teeth. The large fourth tooth in the lower jaw of an alligator fits into a socket in the upper jaw and is not visible when the mouth is closed. This does not happen in crocodiles. Alligators have between 74 and 80 teeth in their mouth at a time. As teeth wear down they are replaced. An alligator can go through 2,000 to 3,000 teeth in a lifetime.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,652 ✭✭✭I am pie


    The easiest way to distinguish an alligator from a crocodile is by looking at the teeth......

    Yeah, right there is where the problems begin....just say ahhh for me there Mr SexGator while I count your choppers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,472 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    Ray Palmer wrote: »
    Do you think it is likely that some of the allegations that have been made and may even find people guilty will turn out to be made up?

    There was a case a while ago where a mother convinced her daughter to make false allegation against her uncle so it has happened before. He only got out after his niece came out and told the truth after her while he was serving time.

    fcuking bastard paedo should have been castrated and then hung.

    Wait... Innocent you say? never mind.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,604 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    All alligators are crocodiles, but not all crocodiles are alligators.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,541 ✭✭✭Gee Bag


    The easiest way to distinguish an alligator from a crocodile is by looking at the teeth. The large fourth tooth in the lower jaw of an alligator fits into a socket in the upper jaw and is not visible when the mouth is closed. This does not happen in crocodiles. Alligators have between 74 and 80 teeth in their mouth at a time. As teeth wear down they are replaced. An alligator can go through 2,000 to 3,000 teeth in a lifetime.

    Can paedos be identified by their teeth?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    The easiest way to distinguish an alligator from a crocodile is by looking at the teeth. The large fourth tooth in the lower jaw of an alligator fits into a socket in the upper jaw and is not visible when the mouth is closed. This does not happen in crocodiles. Alligators have between 74 and 80 teeth in their mouth at a time. As teeth wear down they are replaced. An alligator can go through 2,000 to 3,000 teeth in a lifetime.
    Also, alligators are either American or Chinese, so if it hasn't got a Big Mac or some sweet and sour soup in it's paws it's more likely to be a crocodile.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,652 ✭✭✭I am pie


    Someone get a snappy pun in here quickly


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Also, alligators are either American or Chinese, so if it hasn't got a Big Mac or some sweet and sour soup in it's paws it's more likely to be a crocodile.

    Easier way to tell them apart...........

    If it hasn't got an Irish accent then it is an alligator.
    Otherwise it's a Croc O'Doyle.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,911 ✭✭✭bradlente


    The easiest way to distinguish an alligator from a crocodile is by looking at the teeth. The large fourth tooth in the lower jaw of an alligator fits into a socket in the upper jaw and is not visible when the mouth is closed. This does not happen in crocodiles. Alligators have between 74 and 80 teeth in their mouth at a time. As teeth wear down they are replaced. An alligator can go through 2,000 to 3,000 teeth in a lifetime.

    Yes,Very good distinction's there.

    To clear up any further Confusion,an alligator is a crocodilian in the genus Alligator of the family Alligatoridae that live in freshwater environments, such as ponds, marshes, wetlands, rivers, lakes, and swamps.Whereas a Paedophile is a person who is sexually attracted to children.
    A person,Or Human if you will,Are primates of the family Hominidae, and the only extant species of the genus Homo.
    Crocophile's are Human's that are sexually attracted to Crocodiles and Paedogator's are Alligator's sexually attracted to small Human children.

    It is a well known fact that most Alligatoridae are in fact Paedogator's.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,548 Mod ✭✭✭✭Amirani


    mikom wrote: »
    Easier way to tell them apart...........

    If it hasn't got an Irish accent then it is an alligator.
    Otherwise it's a Croc O'Doyle.

    That's the worst joke I've ever heard.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    That's the worst joke I've ever heard.

    Preferred response.

    You call that a joke?
    That's not a joke................... this is a joke.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,652 ✭✭✭I am pie


    From the movie Crocophile Sitonmyknee


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    How rich are you OP? Because I think I remember hooking up with you bb.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 883 ✭✭✭anto9


    Gee Bag wrote: »
    Can paedos be identified by their teeth?

    Usually by their lack of ,or rotten ones if they have any .They have a distinct lact of personal grooming and hygine .


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