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The beaver

  • 05-09-2013 9:23pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,249 ✭✭✭


    Man And The Beaver
    An 86-year-old man went to his doctor
    for his quarterly check-up...

    The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the
    86-year-old said ,'Things are great
    and I've never felt better.'

    I now have a 20 year-old bride
    who is pregnant with my child.

    "So what do you think about that Doc ?"


    The doctor considered his question for a minute
    and then began to tell a story.

    "I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season."


    One day he was setting off to go hunting.

    In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his
    walking cane instead of his gun."

    "As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge..


    He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature.

    Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if
    it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'."

    "Miraculously , two shots rang out and the
    beaver fell over dead.

    Now, what do you think of that ?" asked the doctor.

    The 86-year-old said ,
    "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else
    pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."

    The doctor replied , "My point exactly."


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 155 ✭✭deano2882


    tht give me a good laugh brilliant..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 584 ✭✭✭Mauser 308


    Brilliant :D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,249 ✭✭✭One shot on kill


    Ye I got a good laugh out of it myself


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,134 ✭✭✭✭Grizzly 45


    Nothing like a good laugh to start the day off.:)

    "If you want to keep someone away from your house, Just fire the shotgun through the door."

    Vice President [and former lawyer] Joe Biden Field& Stream Magazine interview Feb 2013 "



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 853 ✭✭✭Tawny Owl


    Fair play got a good laugh from that:D:D:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 428 ✭✭EWQuinn


    THAT's a keeper


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 84 ✭✭bud2000


    very good


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