Poxy flys and wasp doing my head in

wush06

More so them fu*king fruit flys there everywhere. Nearly smashed my tv last night trying to get the little c*nt.

Nodin

wush06 wrote: »

More so them fu*king fruit flys there everywhere. Nearly smashed my tv last night trying to get the little c*nt.

.....this is why we should be easily able to get shotguns.

Frosty McSnowballs

Can of Lynx and a lighter will fix that.

Better dial 99 and be ready to dial 9 again.

Daveysil15

I've noticed a lot of pigeons too. I hit a few with my car.

Fr_Dougal

wush06 wrote: »

Nearly smashed my tv last night trying to get the little c*nt.

Is that you, Kevin Webster?

Nodin

Daveysil15 wrote: »

I've noticed a lot of pigeons too. I hit a couple in my car.

...with the car, or shooting out of it?

murrayp4

Fascinating

Sobanek

Wasps are absolutely mental!!! Killed 7 today with me torch!

kneemos

Third world problems.

Yawns

Awful lot of wasps more than anything out my way. Living in apartment and it's fierce warm during the day so have to open windows and balcony doors. Only when the sun flowers started to bloom did they ****ing not come indoors for the most part. Thank **** for small mercys.

SV

Make a wasp/fly trap, cut the bottles top off and reverse it, tape it on, fill the bottle half way with a mix of vinegar, sugar and water.

http://i-cdn.apartmenttherapy.com/uimages/re-nest/bee_trap.jpg

like that, they'll all go into it and get stuck, works very well

fryup

wush06 wrote: »

More so them fu*king fruit flys there everywhere.

are they the tiny baby ones??

dark crystal

It's Crane flies for me. I've killed at least twenty of the bastards over the last week. Every time I leave a window open, they invade the house.

Worst is when you're tucked up in bed, light off and you hear them bouncing off the wall, so you turn on the light to kill it, but it's disappeared. So you wait...and wait..because sleeping isn't an option while they're there.

Sorry. I hate Crane flies.

Holsten

It's the daddy long legs that are annoying me.

Min of 5 of them in during the night.

whiskeyman

wush06 wrote: »

More so them fu*king fruit flys there everywhere. Nearly smashed my tv last night trying to get the little c*nt.

Watching Bee Bee See?

wush06

fryup wrote: »

are they the tiny baby ones??

Yes they are can't even have my dinner in peace

Banjo String

Yeah the wasps have gone mad this year in particular, my eldest got stung last week. She's not even three yet, so it was kinda heart breaking watching her in pain.

Even worse was watching her try to make sense of it.

"but why did he sting me dad? I didn't do anything to him, that wasp was so bold! " :mad:

She has been on a kill all wasp mission ever since.

SV

Banjo String wrote: »

Yeah the wasps have gone mad this year in particular, my eldest got stung last week. She's not even three yet, so it was kinda heart breaking watching her in pain.

Even worse was watching her try to make sense of it.

"but why did he sting me dad? I didn't do anything to him, that wasp was so bold! " :mad:

She has been on a kill all wasp mission ever since.

Not a bad life lesson though, learning that sometimes, people/wasps are just assholes for the hell of it.

Sobanek

Banjo String wrote: »

"but why did he sting me dad?"

You see, it got drunk and wanted to fight, just like your dad on a night out, sweetie

Jokes aside, they've been very aggressive this year as well, probably getting drunk off fermenting fruit. They're usually fine until you attack their nest. I was "stung" by a wasp just this week, however, the stupid cnut stung my wallet and I was successful at killing it with my Galaxy S4. What a great phone!

Amalgam

Nodin wrote: »

.....this is why we should be easily able to get shotguns.

A Shotgun for Flies, why of course..

http://bugasalt.com/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_44AaoNZcHg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SShwsBHDGs

TheFarrier

SV wrote: »

Make a wasp/fly trap, cut the bottles top off and reverse it, tape it on, fill the bottle half way with a mix of vinegar, sugar and water.

http://i-cdn.apartmenttherapy.com/uimages/re-nest/bee_trap.jpg

like that, they'll all go into it and get stuck, works very well

And when you've got 10 or 15 in it, pour in an eggcup of petrol. Don't know what it does to them but they wriggle for a bit and die. Fun to watch. More fun still if you light it, and watch 'em explode. ;-)

Daveysil15

Nodin wrote: »

...with the car, or shooting out of it?

Stop will ye, you're giving me ideas.

fryup

fryup wrote: »

are they the tiny baby ones??

wush06 wrote: »

Yes they are can't even have my dinner in peace

yep, i empathise

they really p!ss me off while watching TV at night

The_Valeyard

Do not worry, for soon they shall all be dead.












The stingy little f*ckers.

captainwang

I want that ^^

Johro

Amalgam wrote: »

A Shotgun for Flies, why of course..

http://bugasalt.com/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_44AaoNZcHg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SShwsBHDGs

Fuckin LOVE it :pac::pac:
Especially the comment for the first vid: 2:20, RIP headphone users.

rustedtrumpet

I'd love to get one of those fruit flys in a headlock.

vicwatson

You need a glass, put some vinegar into it, put clingfilm over it and spike it a few times, flies attracted to smell, head in to see what's up and them can't get back out, death by vinegar intoxication, and it all happens while you're in bed - brilliant !!

Nodin

Amalgam wrote: »

A Shotgun for Flies, why of course..

http://bugasalt.com/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_44AaoNZcHg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SShwsBHDGs

God bless America.

MadsL

Amalgam wrote: »

A Shotgun for Flies, why of course..

http://bugasalt.com/

...and.......I own one.


Or I will when they deliver it.

Happy dance.

MadsL

Nodin wrote: »

God bless America.

Amen brother.

Already considering a salt loaded muzzle-loader airgun for my Black Widows.

Genius idea.

starlit

The flies annoyed me the other night trying to flake them away thought I'd smash my screen in!:mad:

wush06

Flys 1 me 0
They live to fight another day. I'm of to bed they just got the better of me tonight.

MonkstownHoop

just set me a few traps, hope to see a few fatalities in the morning

Caonima

My legs got devoured by some mosquitoes when I was having a coffee one day

IMG-20120726-00169.jpg

Skill Magill

^^^^^
Whats been seen cannot be unseen, where's the dislike button? Yuk

demanufactured

Electric tennis racket ftw

Caonima

Skill Magill wrote: »

^^^^^
Whats been seen cannot be unseen, where's the dislike button? Yuk

It itched like a motherfucker for weeks

PizzamanIRL

Why are rabbits and pigeons so suicidal?

BeerWolf

OP, may I recommend you this?

LINK

xzanti

SV wrote: »

Make a wasp/fly trap, cut the bottles top off and reverse it, tape it on, fill the bottle half way with a mix of vinegar, sugar and water.

http://i-cdn.apartmenttherapy.com/uimages/re-nest/bee_trap.jpg

like that, they'll all go into it and get stuck, works very well

That looks really smelly

MonkstownHoop

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

just set me a few traps, hope to see a few fatalities in the morning

nothing, not a wasp to be seen today either

SV

xzanti wrote: »

That looks really smelly

they're really not, you don't have to destory it with vinegar, 10 or 15 drops will do it if it's that kind of dispenser or say about 20mls.

My trap has about 200 wasps and flies in it at the moment

Sobanek

My trap has attracted around 15 flies, but no wasps! Looks like my torch is still the most effective tool in fighting the bastards

MadsL

Sobanek wrote: »

My trap has attracted around 15 flies, but no wasps! Looks like my torch is still the most effective tool in fighting the bastards

Does it have a five year warranty?

TheFarrier

TheFarrier wrote: »

And when you've got 10 or 15 in it, pour in an eggcup of petrol. Don't know what it does to them but they wriggle for a bit and die. Fun to watch. More fun still if you light it, and watch 'em explode. ;-)

vicwatson wrote: »

You need a glass, put some vinegar into it, put clingfilm over it and spike it a few times, flies attracted to smell, head in to see what's up and them can't get back out, death by vinegar intoxication, and it all happens while you're in bed - brilliant !!

Jesus...

Ficheall

Time to send in the swat team.

Lawrence1895

Get a cat, they love catching them flies

thomasm

Wasps are pissed off because Queen is done with them, they are getting old and tired and the fermented fruit has them drunk. Basically there not getting their hole, plus tired and drunk = Agro Wasps

MadsL

Amalgam wrote: »

A Shotgun for Flies, why of course..

http://bugasalt.com/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_44AaoNZcHg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SShwsBHDGs

So mine arrived - absolute blast. Unfortunately very few flies around at the moment, the only ones still left are dead ones

Recommend!

Skill Magill

There must be something else you can kill? what about earwigs, or slugs? watch em dissolve