Naked Woman In Belfast Puts Man Off His Turkish Delight

The Backwards Man

A funny news story for a change. The Belfast Telegraph were so outraged by this escapade that they include a slideshow of 55 photographs of a semi naked Rihanna with the article.:pac:

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/northern-ireland/walkers-at-cave-hill-beauty-spot-shocked-as-naked-woman-poses-for-pictures-29553470.html

One witness said that he had been sitting down for a rest at around 2.30pm when he noticed what was going on. I was sitting drinking my juice and eating my Turkish Delight when what caught my eye was this girl with long blonde hair and a bright pink tracksuit and pink shoulder bag," he said.
"I thought that looks really odd, it's not the way you would come up Cave Hill.
"There was a guy behind her, he had a grey bag with what looked like camera equipment.
"They went on up the path, he appeared to be getting his camera equipment out, then she took her gear off. She was posing on a rock and all sorts of poses, glamour sort of stuff.

What would you do if confronted with the same, turn away in disgust (after capturing the offenders on your camera phone) or, like me, walk on without batting an eyelid?

mad turnip

The Backwards Man wrote: »

A funny news story for a change. The Belfast Telegraph were so outraged by this escapade that they include a slideshow of 55 photographs of a semi naked Rihanna with the article.:pac:

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/northern-ireland/walkers-at-cave-hill-beauty-spot-shocked-as-naked-woman-poses-for-pictures-29553470.html






What would you do if confronted with the same, turn away in disgust (after capturing the offenders on your camera phone) or, like me, walk on without batting an eyelid?

I'd go on up and ask what there doing.

lkionm

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Mint Sauce

What is it about people from the North and Rihana. Dont they like her or something. First she gets stopped from filming in a farmers feild, now this.

omahaid

What's wrong with that man? "now now, put on those clothes, no-one wants to see a naked attractive woman"

BBDBB

Id write a letter to the paper































after masturbating furiously

dodderangler

Sweet fcuk all could put me off eating my Turkish delight.
That bloke is just a wimp

PLUG71

The Backwards Man wrote: »

A funny news story for a change. The Belfast Telegraph were so outraged by this escapade that they include a slideshow of 55 photographs of a semi naked Rihanna with the article.:pac:

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/northern-ireland/walkers-at-cave-hill-beauty-spot-shocked-as-naked-woman-poses-for-pictures-29553470.html





What would you do if confronted with the same, turn away in disgust (after capturing the offenders on your camera phone) or, like me, walk on without batting an eyelid?

Move in for a closer look!!:D:p

FatherLen

fairly useless photographer anyway

Flibbles

Any straight man or gay woman who says "walk on" from this point is lying, including the OP.

Miss Mayhem

I bet that teenage boy was dragged off by his parents. I doubt he walked away voluntarily!

CardBordWindow

I don't like Turkish Delight.:o

Muise...

I would walk on, pondering the significance of the Turkish Delight, and its colour-rhyme with the pink tracksuit and pink handbag.

super_furry

I'd mind my own business and wonder why the fcuk I was eating flowering ****e like Turkish Delight.

The Backwards Man

Muise... wrote: »

I would walk on, pondering the significance of the Turkish Delight, and its colour-rhyme with the pink tracksuit and pink handbag.

Not forgetting the guy getting his equipment out.

I thought at first it was a spoof story, but then I remembered it was the Tele, so it's probably true

cnocbui

mad turnip wrote: »

I'd go on up and ask what there doing.

Is that because you couldn't work out what a man taking photographs with a camera was doing?

Muise...

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Not forgetting the guy getting his equipment out.

I thought at first it was a spoof story, but then I remembered it was the Tele, so it's probably true

don't be lowering the Tone now. :P

I am pie

Cavehill will be very busy this weekend.

ps..Turkish Delight is neither of either. Foul sh1te.

Nodin

Now Social Development Minister Nelson McCausland has called for Belfast City
Council to investigate

....they should do a gay shoot. Then see if oul Nelson explodes or 'needs to view the pictures before passing judgement'.

Mr. CooL ICE

Who the hell actually likes Turkish Delight anyway? In our house and every house we visited as kids, they were always left over in the box of Milk Tray, and whatever other chocolates had them.

sbsquarepants

LordChessington wrote: »

Who the hell actually likes Turkish Delight anyway? In our house and every house we visited as kids, they were always left over in the box of Milk Tray, and whatever other chocolates had them.

Not them shítty ones, the frys ones in the little foil wrappers - delish so they are with a nice cup of tea!:D

lkionm

Im just finished furiously **** to grainy pictures.

Time to write a strongly worded letter to someone, to cleanse my moist crotch.

Mr. CooL ICE

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Not them shítty ones, the frys ones in the little foil wrappers - delish so they are with a nice cup of tea!:D

Weirdo

Fecky the Ninth

I thought that the "Turkish Delight" in the tread title was rhyming slang.:o

Legs.Eleven

I'm a Turkish Delight fan


That article is like something you'd find in The Onion. Can it be for real?

princess-lala

I love a good Turkish Delight!!