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what was in Alan's drawer??

  • 05-09-2013 2:13pm
    #1
    fryup
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    I've often wondered what was in Alan Partridge's drawer...what do you reckon??

    1.40 in

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIoTUFPcE1M


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  • #2
    Birneybau
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    His thong/codpiece


  • #3
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    His acting ability..


  • #4
    Timmyctc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭Timmyctc


    A big black dildo


  • #5
    keano_afc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,711 ✭✭✭keano_afc


    Whats the big idear?


  • #6
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Toblerone.


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  • #7
    KeithM89
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    A dvd of Jurassic Park.


  • #8
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Courtney Love


  • #9
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Keith wrote: »
    A dvd of Jurassic Park.
    The Spy Who Loved Me surely?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbJDHn7B7gs


  • #10
    sadie06
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,706 ✭✭✭sadie06


    Some shockingly niche porn magazines, OR a pile of Mills and Boon novels.


  • #11
    KungPao
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,785 ✭✭✭KungPao


    His "Crash, Bang, Wallop" video?

    Or a huge stash of Toblerones :)


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  • #12
    donvito99
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    wazky wrote: »
    His acting ability..

    "Jurassic Park!"


  • #13
    greedygoblin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭greedygoblin


    Apparently, Armando Iannucci revealed a couple of years ago that it was a copy of a Dutch magazine: Dikke Vrouwen op de Toiletten.


  • #14
    KungPao
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    greedygoblin wrote: »
    Apparently, Armando Iannucci revealed a couple of years ago that it was a copy of a Dutch magazine: Dikke Vrouwen op de Toiletten.

    In off the red!


  • #15
    B0jangles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,951 ✭✭✭B0jangles


    greedygoblin wrote: »
    Apparently, Armando Iannucci revealed a couple of years ago that it was a copy of a Dutch magazine: Dikke Vrouwen op de Toiletten.

    Alan doesn't find them attractive, they're just confusing.


  • #16
    CardBordWindow
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    His extra large plate for the 'all you can eat' buffet?


  • #17
    donvito99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭donvito99


    KungPao wrote: »
    In off the red!

    Speaking of Manchester... M62!


  • #18
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Am I alone when I say, "I've never seen an episode of Alan Partridge" ?


  • #19
    Duckworth_Luas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    He murdered his former BBC colleague Bill Oddie and used the drawer to store the assorted boddie parts in vacuum packed bags purchased at the Riverside Retail Park branch of Argos, just off the A147 in Norwich!


  • #20
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Cheese, smell my cheese.


  • #21
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    ..or his black Castrol GTX jacket.


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  • #22
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    ...or a copy of Bangkok Ladyboys.


  • #23
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »
    Am I alone when I say, "I've never seen an episode of Alan Partridge" ?

    Then you have missed a real treat.


  • #24
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,072 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    sadie06 wrote: »
    Some shockingly niche porn magazines, OR a pile of Mills and Boon novels.
    So, what exactly was in Alan Partridge’s top drawer?

    According to Alan’s co-creator Armando Iannucci, speaking at Nottingham’s ScreenLit Festival earlier this year, the writers knew specifically: copies of the fictional Dutch special-interest magazine, Dikke Vrouwen op de Toiletten.

    Source


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