Bad customer service

Capri86

I went to the barbers today to get a haircut. I never expected much in the way of service, to be honest the quicker it gets cut the better.
Near the end when she was blow drying the cut hairs away and using her other hand to shake out any loose hairs on my head. she stopped, put her hand to her mouth and sneezed. I watched as I saw the spray go everywhere. She then without any hesitation, put her hand back in my hair and continued her work. Not a bother on her!

Has anyone else experienced such bad levels of customer service, or hygiene for that matter?

my my my

my barber gives a lifetime guarantee

wazky

Getting your haircut while boobs keep brushing your head, nothing beats it.

shopaholic01

There's no point complaining later if you sat there and let someone rub snot into your hair.

All I can think about now is the 'hair gel' scene from There's Something About Mary.

ChunkyLover_53

Dude, she has tiny particles of your hair all over her body & clothes, right now.

In fact it was probably greasy particles from your rug that made her sneeze.

princess-lala

That's more a hygiene problem now than bad customer service!!

She was even being nice blowdrying the little hairs off :pac:

Frosty McSnowballs

wazky wrote: »

Getting your haircut while boobs keep brushing your head, nothing beats it.

Sometimes a bit of elbow fanny happens too

princess-lala

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Sometimes a bit of elbow fanny happens too

I am never cutting a mans hair again :eek:

Frosty McSnowballs

princess-lala wrote: »

I am never cutting a mans hair again :eek:

Don't rub yer hoo ha against my elbow!!!

wazky

princess-lala wrote: »

I am never cutting a mans hair again :eek:

Hey, this information is gold if you erm capitalise on the things mentioned you will make a fortune.

minidazzler

princess-lala wrote: »

I am never cutting a mans hair again :eek:

Yes, these are the things that all of us think about when a lady is cutting our hair.... I no longer go to a female for my hair anymore though. Established a good working relationship with my barber 8 years ago and now he just knows.

A_Sober_Paddy

I find the up-selling at stores like Holland & Barrett & Topaz really annoying and takes from my experience...Now i do understand that its their job, and if they don't offer these things like a pastry, magazine or loyalty card they get in trouble or if they don't offer these to a mystery shopper they can pretty much expect a dressing down

shopaholic01

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Sometimes a bit of elbow fanny happens too

I was going to ask what that was, but you saved me the trouble!

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Don't rub yer hoo ha against my elbow!!!

I'm glad I'm not a hairdresser, you're all pervs.

kneemos

Capri86 wrote: »

I went to the barbers today to get a haircut. I never expected much in the way of service, to be honest the quicker it gets cut the better.
Near the end when she was blow drying the cut hairs away and using her other hand to shake out any loose hairs on my head. she stopped, put her hand to her mouth and sneezed. I watched as I saw the spray go everywhere. She then without any hesitation, put her hand back in my hair and continued her work. Not a bother on her!

Has anyone else experienced such bad levels of customer service, or hygiene for that matter?

What do you want for a tenner?

princess-lala

shopaholic01 wrote: »

I'm glad I'm not a hairdresser, you're all pervs.

I don't think I wanna be one either :eek:

Frosty McSnowballs

Relax fcukers.

If anything, yer one cutting my hair is a creepy, pervert feeler!

I'm sitting there minding my own business while she's getting it on.

princess-lala

In fairness I have seen some women do the whole boob in the head and elbow fanny thing :rolleyes: Usually older women on younger men

wazky

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Relax fcukers.

If anything, yer one cutting my hair is a creepy, pervert feeler!

I'm sitting there minding my own business while she's getting it on.

Its terrible isn't it?, I only go for 3 haircuts a week since mine started doing it.

Sh1tbag OToole

I ordered a USB Humping dog and it never came

shopaholic01

princess-lala wrote: »

In fairness I have seen some women do the whole boob in the head and elbow fanny thing :rolleyes: Usually older women on younger men

That's your future titillation sorted then!:p

Frosty McSnowballs

princess-lala wrote: »

In fairness I have seen some women do the whole boob in the head and elbow fanny thing :rolleyes: Usually older women on younger men

Yep, it's defo the aul ones! Using young men's elbows as a scratching post for a congealed yeast infection.

Sh1tbag OToole wrote: »

I ordered a USB Humping dog and it never came

You need to cradle the balls a bit.

princess-lala

I have decided to retire before I hit 30!!! :P

shopaholic01

princess-lala wrote: »

I have decided to retire before I hit 30!!! :P

Wise move:

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Yep, it's defo the aul ones! Using young men's elbows as a scratching post for a congealed yeast infection

*Pukes*

MadsL

ChunkyLover_53 wrote: »

Dude, she has tiny particles of your hair all over her body & clothes, right now.

I recently learned that hairdresser suffer hair splinters. Yes, pieces of your freshly cut hair that lodge in the skin and often become infected. :eek:

You got off lightly OP.


That said I cannot understand why more people do not use the inside of their elbow to cover their mouths.

princess-lala

MadsL wrote: »

I recently learned that hairdresser suffer hair splinters. Yes, pieces of your freshly cut hair that lodge in the skin and often become infected. :eek:

Yep! Everywhere, tis horrible!

wilkie2006

princess-lala wrote: »

In fairness I have seen some women do the whole boob in the head and elbow fanny thing :rolleyes: Usually older women on younger men

Jesus Christ, that's brought some sad memories back:

14 years old. Getting blood taken. Massively obese 60 year-old nurse. Told to rest arm on table, wrist-upwards. Massive knocker onto my palm. Couldn't move hand.

There was no fucking magic in that first-ever-boob-feel, let me tell you...

anamara86

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Sometimes a bit of elbow fanny happens too

In the wise old words of Alan Partridge "Don't rub your fanny on me"

Femme_Fatale

There are few things more embarrassing - for both parties - than the accidental boob grope.

Frosty McSnowballs

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

There are few things more embarrassing - for both parties - than the accidental boob grope.

Yeah, sorry about that

Femme_Fatale

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Yeah, sorry about that

I said "accidental". :rolleyes:

Frosty McSnowballs

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

I said "accidental". :rolleyes:

Oh, il grope on so!

Just like a bag of sand....

cantdecide

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

There are few things more embarrassing - for both parties - than the accidental boob grope.

I accidentally punched my physio in the boob not too long ago. She was speaking too so there was already eye contact going on... and being an unstoppable blusher, I blushed making it worse.

xrob

JESUS I HAVE BEEN CUTTING MY OWN HAIR MISSING BOOBS FANNY ELBOW? NOT SURE WHAT THAT IS.
ANYWAY I AM GETTING MY HAIR CUT ASAP...

princess-lala

xrob wrote: »

JESUS I HAVE BEEN CUTTING MY OWN HAIR MISSING BOOBS FANNY ELBOW? NOT SURE WHAT THAT IS.
ANYWAY I AM GETTING MY HAIR CUT ASAP...

No need to shout

Just don't have a sneaky **** under the gown and you're grand

The Backwards Man

I have bought the tool to cut my own hair

I just need it to grow first.

vicwatson

princess-lala wrote: »

Just don't have a sneaky **** under the gown and you're grand

I was just cleaning my glasses your honour

princess-lala

vicwatson wrote: »

I was just cleaning my glasses your honour

Coke alllllllllllll over my laptop screen LOL!

vicwatson

princess-lala wrote: »

Coke alllllllllllll over my laptop screen LOL!

Muh ha ha ha, hope you mean the drink !

Maximus Alexander

princess-lala wrote: »

No need to shout

Just don't have a sneaky **** under the gown and you're grand

What the hell is the gown there for then!!??

Frosty McSnowballs

princess-lala wrote: »

No need to shout

Just don't have a sneaky **** under the gown and you're grand

Don't?

princess-lala

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Don't?

Wait til you get home like

Seedy Arling

So the moral of the story is that bad customer service is when you dont boobed in the face or dry humped by a crusty fanny?

princess-lala

Seedy Arling wrote: »

So the moral of the story is that bad customer service is when you dont boobed in the face or dry humped by a crusty fanny?

I'd hope the hairdresser/barber has trousers on so you can't see if they do/don't have a crusty fanny

MadsL

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I have bought the tool to cut my own hair

I just need it to grow first.

Grow what? The tool?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3Oc0ctpI94

Lando Griffin

I dont think the OP meant this thread to be about Hairdressing and getting ones hair cut; more the subject of bad customer service stroke value for money.
It seems yo have gotten hijacked by a load of teenage boys.
Anyway back on subject my barber gives a stamp every time I am in getting it done; wether its a cut and blow dry or a perm or what not. When 9 stamps are achieved you get your cut free.
I was on my 5th or 6th when I lost it but alas no good trying to explain it to the lady what happened so had to start collecting again.

princess-lala

Lando Griffin wrote: »

I was on my 5th or 6th when I lost it but alas no good trying to explain it to the lady what happened so had to start collecting again.

That's not bad customer service imo! Its up to you to keep it safe

vicwatson

Lando Griffin wrote: »

I dont think the OP meant this thread to be about Hairdressing and getting ones hair cut; more the subject of bad customer service stroke value for money.
It seems yo have gotten hijacked by a load of teenage boys.
Anyway back on subject my barber gives a stamp every time I am in getting it done; wether its a cut and blow dry or a perm or what not. When 9 stamps are achieved you get your cut free.
I was on my 5th or 6th when I lost it but alas no good trying to explain it to the lady what happened so had to start collecting again.

Stop or you'll have me in tears

Lando Griffin

princess-lala wrote: »

That's not bad customer service imo! Its up to you to keep it safe

Yea but I took it like a man though and got on with my life.

Frosty McSnowballs

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Yea but I took it like a man though and got on with my life.

I hope you lubed up

Seedy Arling

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Yea but I took it like a man though and got on with my life.

And not even a tit in the face. :mad:

MadsL

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Anyway back on subject my barber gives a stamp every time I am in getting it done; wether its a cut and blow dry or a perm or what not. When 9 stamps are achieved you get your cut free.
I was on my 5th or 6th when I lost it but alas no good trying to explain it to the lady what happened so had to start collecting again.

Mine stamps the back of your neck, much handier as you never lose it.