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Prick neighbors

  • 01-09-2013 5:46pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 986 ✭✭✭


    I live in an apartment block and twice this week one of my neighbors has complained to me about my one year old child making too much noise when were walking through the hall. She's not an abnormally loud child and it wasn't late evening or early morning, it was about 10.30 a.m. Once today and about the same time last Monday. It's not constant either just at most 10 seconds as we pass their door.

    I've never said boo to him about him or any of my other neighbours anout being loud when returning from a night out or what ever as I've accepted that is comes in part with living in an apartments

    Is he right to complain or am I right in thinking it a dick move on his part? Anyone else have run ins with neighbors over such things??


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,000 ✭✭✭mitosis


    Shut your child up or go home to America


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    Did he also rob your mop?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Next time he opens the door to have a go, just punch the fcuker in the face.

    Simple


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Burn the place to the ground with everyone in it. The only rational solution


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    joe stodge wrote: »
    Anyone else have run ins with neighbors over such things??

    Nope I live in the country and can go round naked roaring like a banshee and nobody complains.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭donvito99


    Have another one, OP.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 986 ✭✭✭joe stodge


    Did he also rob your mop?

    No but I did steal his patio table and chairs before he moved in.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Have a shite at his door.

    Try store one up for a few days though before letting loose.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,689 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    Sounds like a knob.

    Next time he complains tell him to STFU.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,771 ✭✭✭michael999999


    Buy the child a whistle!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    He sounds like a grumpy old prick. Tell him to go fcuk himself next time the miserable old wanker complains. Personally I'd make as much noise as possible every time I pass his door. Some people have so little going on in their sad little lives that he probably looks forward to complaining as its the only social interaction he gets. Make noise and completely blank him if he complains, don't even look at him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    joe stodge wrote: »
    No but I did steal his patio table and chairs before he moved in.

    Right...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 133 ✭✭lost in cork


    Remind him he lives an urban area and that such noises exist ,tell him to move to a rural spot if he wants absolute quiet ,and also remind him in case he forgot that he is a twat


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    joe stodge wrote: »
    I live in an apartment block and twice this week one of my neighbors has complained to me about my one year old child making too much noise when were walking through the hall. She's not an abnormally loud child and it wasn't late evening or early morning, it was about 10.30 a.m. Once today and about the same time last Monday. It's not constant either just at most 10 seconds as we pass their door.

    I've never said boo to him about him or any of my other neighbours anout being loud when returning from a night out or what ever as I've accepted that is comes in part with living in an apartments

    Is he right to complain or am I right in thinking it a dick move on his part? Anyone else have run ins with neighbors over such things??

    Loud music late at night is so much worse than the natural sounds of families going about their business - ignore.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,871 ✭✭✭rolliepoley


    Get your child to play nic-knack on his door every hour on the hour.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,637 ✭✭✭TheBody


    Keep slipping slices of easy singles under his door..........for no particular reason.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Buy your daughter a set of cymbals O.P.
    Rasheed wrote: »
    Nope I live in the country and can go round naked roaring like a banshee and nobody complains.

    Pics please.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 478 ✭✭Stella Virgo


    Rasheed wrote: »
    Nope I live in the country and can go round naked roaring like a banshee and nobody complains.

    was that u on the hill last night making all that racket :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭rambutman


    tell him to fcuk right off............if he wants to live somewhere thats silent 24/7 - he should move out da country somewhere


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭Busted Flat.


    Rasheed wrote: »
    Nope I live in the country and can go round naked roaring like a banshee and nobody complains.

    Likewise, you get the auld one trying to see through the bushes, but she doesn't complain.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,804 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    Stab him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭Busted Flat.


    Stab him.

    You can only do that if you live in Limerick.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    Remind him he lives an urban area and that such noises exist ,tell him to move to a rural spot if he wants absolute quiet ,and also remind him in case he forgot that he is a twat

    But advise him to to travel to his chosen location a few times in spring as its slurry spreding time and it gives off a stink that can kill city folk therefore having an ill effect on him.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    SamHall wrote: »
    Pics please.
    I'll take some tonight and PM you. I think I'll send you a video so you'll get the full effect!
    was that u on the hill last night making all that racket :pac:
    I usually roar especially loud when there's a full moon. Roscommon lost today though so I'll do an extra special performance lamenting that.
    Likewise, you get the auld one trying to see through the bushes, but she doesn't complain.

    Sorry that's just me. I though you wouldn't notice :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Send him some dog s*it in the post:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 876 ✭✭✭RiverOfLove


    Did he also rob your mop?

    This is so funny. Reading this reply I'm picking up some sort of an indirect message to the OP that may suggest shoving his/her dirty mop in his/her neighbours face.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 199 ✭✭chuckyarelaw


    I'm sorry but maybe your child IS loud?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭Busted Flat.


    I'm sorry but maybe your child IS loud?

    Kids are generally loud at times, were you one, or did you arrive on this earth, like Mr Bean.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,344 ✭✭✭Thoie


    What kind of noises is your child making when passing through the hallway? Cute gurgly baby noises, or exorcist type screams and swearing?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 182 ✭✭JimmyChew


    You can only do that if you live in Limerick.

    Dear Sir,

    Your statement intrigues me and i would like to sub-scribe to your newsletter.

    Also could you please forward the name and manufacturer of the of the one liner machine you are currently using. I believe you are using a dated model circa 1990, and you seem to be operating it via your ass hole..

    Thanks in advance.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,845 ✭✭✭timthumbni


    Any loud music etc late at night I can understand him complaining. A baby crying is a different matter. Numerous nights we had our weans up screaming in the middle of the night for no apparent reason. Took hours onetime to placate them.

    You should ask the neighbour the next time if he has any Irish charms for crying.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭Busted Flat.


    JimmyChew wrote: »
    Dear Sir,

    Your statement intrigues me and i would like to sub-scribe to your newsletter.

    Also could you please forward the name and manufacturer of the of the one liner machine you are currently using. I believe you are using a dated model circa 1990, and you seem to be operating it via your ass hole..

    Thanks in advance.

    That is the nicest letter I have got in a long time, could you send me your address and I will put you on my Christmas card list.

    Regards
    BF


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 182 ✭✭JimmyChew


    That is the nicest letter I have got in a long time, could you send me your address and I will put you on my Christmas card list.

    Regards
    BF

    Dont get many letter's do you :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,829 ✭✭✭scwazrh


    You could always say to your kid ,- "Don't be so loud , you might disturb the neighbours"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭Busted Flat.


    JimmyChew wrote: »
    Dont get many letter's do you :(

    No, just email, it's the future.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,777 ✭✭✭worded


    Tell him if he continues his complaining she will start flamenco dancing classes in the apt above his. They use shoes with nails in them on wooden floors. You'd want to hear the noise !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,070 ✭✭✭Birroc


    JimmyChew wrote: »
    I believe you are using a dated model circa 1990, and you seem to be operating it via your ass hole..

    Thanks in advance.
    I am curious. Did they stop stabbing in limerick after 1990?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6 bliff90


    i would say this lad is just a d$$k that has notin better to do as 10:30 in the morning he cannot say a word to you not sure on the rules that you live in are but here form 8:30 to 10:30 at night you can have the raido on as loud as you like but past 10:30 at night its down to like livin noise i would suggest next time he comes out just tell him to wait ask your child to go inside just turn around to him and remind him of this if it goes to blows let him swing first that was he will be in the wrong and if your not the last door there should be other people on your side


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 725 ✭✭✭Norwesterner


    Tell everyone in the block what a c#nt he is, while continuing to say Hello to him, and making idle chit-chat when you meet him.
    That'll show him.
    It's our Irish culture.
    BTW, thanks for reminding me not to buy an apartment.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    I would find the noise of a child quite annoying, but I would never complain as it's not like a parent can do anything about it.

    The neighbour is probably just a cranky and hungover.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6 bliff90


    kids are kids and thats it ya can keep them caged like someone said you like in a block you are going to get noise move to the sticks saying that he'll prob crack with the birds some people are here just to complain


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭pharmaton


    I have one who's a bit of a nutter, met her out one night and she decided to inform me that she threw a pile of poop into my back garden as she believed it belonged to my dog. It's unpossible for so many reasons that I couldn't begin to explain.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 199 ✭✭chuckyarelaw


    Kids are generally loud at times, were you one, or did you arrive on this earth, like Mr Bean.

    I'm a love child of a famous politician


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,166 ✭✭✭Stereomaniac


    Can you tell us which politician fathered you, I would find that piece of information quite interesting?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 205 ✭✭Dayo93


    Talking about this on FM104 now


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 478 ✭✭Stella Virgo


    Birroc wrote: »
    I am curious. Did they stop stabbing in limerick after 1990?

    yes,because the 9mm glock gives better results;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,065 ✭✭✭crazygeryy


    You can only do that if you live in Limerick.

    i have to say it.
    your a cnut plain and simple.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,325 ✭✭✭smileyj1987


    Knock on the door and run away every time your passing .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭Busted Flat.


    crazygeryy wrote: »
    i have to say it.
    your a cnut plain and simple.

    I appreciate your comment, then when you deal with children, sometimes you have too smile and let the silly comments pass and try and understand their childish response.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,320 ✭✭✭Ace Attorney


    Your neigbour is being a dick, I'd randomly smear stuff like a blob of vasaline on the back of his door handle every other day just to piss him off, So he puts his hand on the door handle is like ewwww and not knowing what he put his hand on and the annoyance of putting his hand in an unknown blob of stuff happen to him a couple of times a week :D


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