Prick neighbors

joe stodge

I live in an apartment block and twice this week one of my neighbors has complained to me about my one year old child making too much noise when were walking through the hall. She's not an abnormally loud child and it wasn't late evening or early morning, it was about 10.30 a.m. Once today and about the same time last Monday. It's not constant either just at most 10 seconds as we pass their door.

I've never said boo to him about him or any of my other neighbours anout being loud when returning from a night out or what ever as I've accepted that is comes in part with living in an apartments

Is he right to complain or am I right in thinking it a dick move on his part? Anyone else have run ins with neighbors over such things??

mitosis

Shut your child up or go home to America

NuckingFacker

Did he also rob your mop?

Frosty McSnowballs

Next time he opens the door to have a go, just punch the fcuker in the face.

Simple

--Kaiser--

Burn the place to the ground with everyone in it. The only rational solution

Rasheed

joe stodge wrote: »

Anyone else have run ins with neighbors over such things??

Nope I live in the country and can go round naked roaring like a banshee and nobody complains.

donvito99

Have another one, OP.

joe stodge

NuckingFacker wrote: »

Did he also rob your mop?

No but I did steal his patio table and chairs before he moved in.

wazky

Have a shite at his door.

Try store one up for a few days though before letting loose.

Karl Stein

Sounds like a knob.

Next time he complains tell him to STFU.

michael999999

Buy the child a whistle!

Cee-Jay-Cee

He sounds like a grumpy old prick. Tell him to go fcuk himself next time the miserable old wanker complains. Personally I'd make as much noise as possible every time I pass his door. Some people have so little going on in their sad little lives that he probably looks forward to complaining as its the only social interaction he gets. Make noise and completely blank him if he complains, don't even look at him.

Fr_Dougal

joe stodge wrote: »

No but I did steal his patio table and chairs before he moved in.

Right...

lost in cork

Remind him he lives an urban area and that such noises exist ,tell him to move to a rural spot if he wants absolute quiet ,and also remind him in case he forgot that he is a twat

C.K Dexter Haven

joe stodge wrote: »

I live in an apartment block and twice this week one of my neighbors has complained to me about my one year old child making too much noise when were walking through the hall. She's not an abnormally loud child and it wasn't late evening or early morning, it was about 10.30 a.m. Once today and about the same time last Monday. It's not constant either just at most 10 seconds as we pass their door.

I've never said boo to him about him or any of my other neighbours anout being loud when returning from a night out or what ever as I've accepted that is comes in part with living in an apartments

Is he right to complain or am I right in thinking it a dick move on his part? Anyone else have run ins with neighbors over such things??

Loud music late at night is so much worse than the natural sounds of families going about their business - ignore.

rolliepoley

Get your child to play nic-knack on his door every hour on the hour.

TheBody

Keep slipping slices of easy singles under his door..........for no particular reason.

Banjo String

Buy your daughter a set of cymbals O.P.

Rasheed wrote: »

Nope I live in the country and can go round naked roaring like a banshee and nobody complains.

Pics please.

Stella Virgo

Rasheed wrote: »

Nope I live in the country and can go round naked roaring like a banshee and nobody complains.

was that u on the hill last night making all that racket :pac:

rambutman

tell him to fcuk right off............if he wants to live somewhere thats silent 24/7 - he should move out da country somewhere

Busted Flat.

Rasheed wrote: »

Nope I live in the country and can go round naked roaring like a banshee and nobody complains.

Likewise, you get the auld one trying to see through the bushes, but she doesn't complain.

Sir Osis of Liver.

Stab him.

Busted Flat.

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Stab him.

You can only do that if you live in Limerick.

Lando Griffin

lost in cork wrote: »

Remind him he lives an urban area and that such noises exist ,tell him to move to a rural spot if he wants absolute quiet ,and also remind him in case he forgot that he is a twat

But advise him to to travel to his chosen location a few times in spring as its slurry spreding time and it gives off a stink that can kill city folk therefore having an ill effect on him.

Rasheed

SamHall wrote: »

Pics please.

I'll take some tonight and PM you. I think I'll send you a video so you'll get the full effect!

Stella Virgo wrote: »

was that u on the hill last night making all that racket :pac:

I usually roar especially loud when there's a full moon. Roscommon lost today though so I'll do an extra special performance lamenting that.

Busted Flat. wrote: »

Likewise, you get the auld one trying to see through the bushes, but she doesn't complain.

Sorry that's just me. I though you wouldn't notice

Pumpkinseeds

Send him some dog s*it in the post:D

RiverOfLove

NuckingFacker wrote: »

Did he also rob your mop?

This is so funny. Reading this reply I'm picking up some sort of an indirect message to the OP that may suggest shoving his/her dirty mop in his/her neighbours face.

chuckyarelaw

I'm sorry but maybe your child IS loud?

Busted Flat.

chuckyarelaw wrote: »

I'm sorry but maybe your child IS loud?

Kids are generally loud at times, were you one, or did you arrive on this earth, like Mr Bean.

Thoie

What kind of noises is your child making when passing through the hallway? Cute gurgly baby noises, or exorcist type screams and swearing?

JimmyChew

Busted Flat. wrote: »

You can only do that if you live in Limerick.

Dear Sir,

Your statement intrigues me and i would like to sub-scribe to your newsletter.

Also could you please forward the name and manufacturer of the of the one liner machine you are currently using. I believe you are using a dated model circa 1990, and you seem to be operating it via your ass hole..

Thanks in advance.

timthumbni

Any loud music etc late at night I can understand him complaining. A baby crying is a different matter. Numerous nights we had our weans up screaming in the middle of the night for no apparent reason. Took hours onetime to placate them.

You should ask the neighbour the next time if he has any Irish charms for crying.

Busted Flat.

JimmyChew wrote: »

Dear Sir,

Your statement intrigues me and i would like to sub-scribe to your newsletter.

Also could you please forward the name and manufacturer of the of the one liner machine you are currently using. I believe you are using a dated model circa 1990, and you seem to be operating it via your ass hole..

Thanks in advance.

That is the nicest letter I have got in a long time, could you send me your address and I will put you on my Christmas card list.

Regards
BF

JimmyChew

Busted Flat. wrote: »

That is the nicest letter I have got in a long time, could you send me your address and I will put you on my Christmas card list.

Regards
BF

Dont get many letter's do you

scwazrh

You could always say to your kid ,- "Don't be so loud , you might disturb the neighbours"

Busted Flat.

JimmyChew wrote: »

Dont get many letter's do you

No, just email, it's the future.

worded

Tell him if he continues his complaining she will start flamenco dancing classes in the apt above his. They use shoes with nails in them on wooden floors. You'd want to hear the noise !

Birroc

JimmyChew wrote: »

I believe you are using a dated model circa 1990, and you seem to be operating it via your ass hole..

Thanks in advance.

I am curious. Did they stop stabbing in limerick after 1990?

bliff90

i would say this lad is just a d$$k that has notin better to do as 10:30 in the morning he cannot say a word to you not sure on the rules that you live in are but here form 8:30 to 10:30 at night you can have the raido on as loud as you like but past 10:30 at night its down to like livin noise i would suggest next time he comes out just tell him to wait ask your child to go inside just turn around to him and remind him of this if it goes to blows let him swing first that was he will be in the wrong and if your not the last door there should be other people on your side

Norwesterner

Tell everyone in the block what a c#nt he is, while continuing to say Hello to him, and making idle chit-chat when you meet him.
That'll show him.
It's our Irish culture.
BTW, thanks for reminding me not to buy an apartment.

Lux23

I would find the noise of a child quite annoying, but I would never complain as it's not like a parent can do anything about it.

The neighbour is probably just a cranky and hungover.

bliff90

kids are kids and thats it ya can keep them caged like someone said you like in a block you are going to get noise move to the sticks saying that he'll prob crack with the birds some people are here just to complain

pharmaton

I have one who's a bit of a nutter, met her out one night and she decided to inform me that she threw a pile of poop into my back garden as she believed it belonged to my dog. It's unpossible for so many reasons that I couldn't begin to explain.

chuckyarelaw

Busted Flat. wrote: »

Kids are generally loud at times, were you one, or did you arrive on this earth, like Mr Bean.

I'm a love child of a famous politician

Stereomaniac

Can you tell us which politician fathered you, I would find that piece of information quite interesting?

Dayo93

Talking about this on FM104 now

Stella Virgo

Birroc wrote: »

I am curious. Did they stop stabbing in limerick after 1990?

yes,because the 9mm glock gives better results;)

crazygeryy

Busted Flat. wrote: »

You can only do that if you live in Limerick.

i have to say it.
your a cnut plain and simple.

smileyj1987

Knock on the door and run away every time your passing .

Busted Flat.

crazygeryy wrote: »

i have to say it.
your a cnut plain and simple.

I appreciate your comment, then when you deal with children, sometimes you have too smile and let the silly comments pass and try and understand their childish response.

Ace Attorney

Your neigbour is being a dick, I'd randomly smear stuff like a blob of vasaline on the back of his door handle every other day just to piss him off, So he puts his hand on the door handle is like ewwww and not knowing what he put his hand on and the annoyance of putting his hand in an unknown blob of stuff happen to him a couple of times a week