anyone know is it possible to draw out a fresh tattoo

corkgsxr

Friend got a doapy tattoo while drunk. Its only black writing.

While its fresh is there any way to draw out the ink

Driveby Dogboy

wrap a raw rasher of streaky bacon around it, should do the trick

akura

This will end well

everlast75

Suck it out.


Wait - where was the tattoo again?

Mint Sauce

Where is it on you OP?

wazky

Use tippex.

holystungun9

P1ss on it. That's supposed to do something for something but I can't remember what. I would like to start eliminating things from the list with your kind help. Thank you and keep in touch.

martinedwards

Wire Brush & dettol, that'll cure anything!

CastingCouch

Is it one of them ones you put water on? If so it'll come out in the shower.

princess-lala

Tattoo whilst drunk!! Always a good idea :rolleyes:

rob w

Turn him upside down and shake him!

kneemos

Dismantle your DVD and use the laser to eliminate it.

Peregrine

Set it on fire.

shopaholic01

Soak bread in boiled water and use as a poultice.

princess-lala

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Soak bread in boiled water and use as a poultice.

Best idea ever!!!

Don't forget to add the salt OP

Muise...

thread needs pictures. Or at least tell us what was written with the doapy tattoo.

Atavan-Halen

No, wait until its fully healed then look at getting laser treatment.

Artful_Badger

Boil him in a pot of cilit bang.

shopaholic01

Atavan-Halen wrote: »

No, wait until its fully healed then look at getting laser treatment.

Ssssshhhh, we don't like logic around here.

keelanj69

Cat piss straight from the source, OP

Source: I asked my nan.

Peregrine

Atavan-Halen wrote: »

No, wait until its fully healed then look at getting laser treatment.

Get away with your helpful answers! :pac:

amazingemmet

I've seen someone do the following and it worked. agitate the tattoo til it develops a fairly thick scab then pick the scab off. They were left with minimum ink and a scar that faded ymmv

Muise...

keelanj69 wrote: »

Cat piss straight from the source, OP

Source: I asked my nan.

your nan is a pissy cat?

keelanj69

Muise... wrote: »

your nan is a pissy cat?

Science, eh? The things they can do these days, you wouldn't beleive.

biko

Cut arm off.

insignia33

holystungun9 wrote: »

P1ss on it. That's supposed to do something for something but I can't remember what. I would like to start eliminating things from the list with your kind help. Thank you and keep in touch.

You're thinking of jellyfish stings.

wazky

biko wrote: »

Cut arm off.

And if its a neck tattoo?

mikom

corkgsxr wrote: »

Friend got a doapy tattoo while drunk. Its only black writing.

While its fresh is there any way to draw out the ink

"Only dog can judge me."

shopaholic01

wazky wrote: »

And if its a neck tattoo?

Cut off the arm anyway, it's the first step in the process.

stefan idiot jones

Did you say Doapey or Dopey ?

kylith

Belt sander. It's the only way.

DublinArnie

Tattoo the rest of the body and then no one will notice .

P_1

Anyone mention turpentine yet :P

corkgsxr

I know its unlikely but it wasnt me.

Both thighs.


I didn't think there was much you can do but worth a ask.


Belt sander would work well alright

Muise...

corkgsxr wrote: »

I know its unlikely but it wasnt me.

Both thighs.


I didn't think there was much you can do but worth a ask.


Belt sander would work well alright

ah go on, tell us what it says!

gerrybbadd

Both thighs? Jaysus... Jeyes fluid mixed with kettle descalers your only job.

nxbyveromdwjpg

7up and grapes, be grand

corkgsxr

Muise... wrote: »

ah go on, tell us what it says!

2 friends names. One on each thigh

stefan idiot jones

corkgsxr wrote: »

2 friends names. One on each tight.

Just take the tights off then.

shopaholic01

corkgsxr wrote: »

I know its unlikely but it wasnt me.

Both thighs.


I didn't think there was much you can do but worth a ask.


Belt sander would work well alright

I didn't think that someone could get a tattoo when they are drunk. Surely that would be grounds to sue as the client could not give informed consent.

And both thighs? I call shenanigans.

corkgsxr

shopaholic01 wrote: »

I didn't think that someone could get a tattoo when they are drunk. Surely that would be grounds to sue as the client could not give informed consent.

And both thighs? I call shenanigans.

One of the friends is a trainee tattooist and has a machine at home.

shopaholic01

corkgsxr wrote: »

One of the friends is a trainee tattooist and has a machine at home.

Sue him then, he's not qualified. Did he have insurance to do it at home?

He might want to reconsider his career choice if he thinks it's a good idea to tattoo a drunk person.

Still don't believe it though.

Fr_Dougal

Google 'hydrogen peroxide, tattoo removal'. Needs to be used in the machine.

Ruu

use Cillit Bang!

Atavan-Halen

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Sue him then, he's not qualified. Did he have insurance to do it at home?

He might want to reconsider his career choice if he thinks it's a good idea to tattoo a drunk person.

Still don't believe it though.

Thing is the tattoo industry in Ireland is not regulated. You don't need insurance or qualifications to start tattooing. Anybody can buy a crap kit off eBay and start tattooing at home. No respectable artist would ever tattoo at home or take on an apprentice who did tattoo at home.

sydthebeat

Get new friends, problem solved

amdublin

Oh jeez

amdublin

Serious suggestion.

All the things they tell you not to do with a fresh tattoo. (no showers etc) Is that to stop infection or stop it fading???

wil

Quickly get 4 letter word crudely tattooed on forehead.

For some reason this causes tattoos on rest of body to fade.

Who was more drunk, the tattooed or tattooist?

Hellrazer

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

Google 'hydrogen peroxide, tattoo removal'. Needs to be used in the machine.

Don't do this.

Amazingemmet is right.Wait till it scabs and pick the scab off before it heals and you`ll likely get most of it gone.

corkgsxr

Id love to put up pictures but it would be fair. I only saw them on bookface this morning. Haven't talked to him yet