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Let's raise some money for cats.

  • 31-08-2013 01:20AM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,687 ✭✭✭


    I like cats. Let's raise some money for cats.

    I'm sure this thread will show you all how much I care about cats.

    Raise money for cats.

    Go!

    I pledge 400 million Russian Krugerrand for cats.

    Pledge money for cats or risk being seen as a cat hater you cat terrorists.

    So what's it going to be? A or B?

    A. I like cats

    B. Terrorist

    If you're not a terrorist you must donate to cats!

    All non-terrorists donate here!

    Yay!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 326 ✭✭Knob Longman


    Love Cats..
    So that's an A


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,466 ✭✭✭Clandestine


    B

    Dogs are better


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,687 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    Non cat loving terrorists please don't post in this thread.

    Terrorists not welcome here.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,284 ✭✭✭StewartGriffin


    I like cats. Let's raise some money for cats.

    I'm sure this thread will show you all how much I care about cats.

    Raise money for cats.

    Go!

    I pledge 400 million Russian Krugerrand for cats.

    Pledge money for cats or risk being seen as a cat hater you cat terrorists.

    So what's it going to be? A or B?

    A. I like cats

    B. Terrorist

    If you're not a terrorist you must donate to cats!

    All non-terrorists donate here!

    Yay!

    Like


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,466 ✭✭✭Clandestine


    Non cat loving terrorists please don't post in this thread.

    Terrorists not welcome here.
    YOU CAN'T STOP ME

    ALLAHU AKBAR


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    I'll pledge 3fiddy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Cats are evil.

    Make no mistake about it, if a cat had half a chance it would kill you and everyone you love.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,687 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    YOU CAN'T STOP ME

    ALLAHU AKBAR

    Bloody non-cat loving terrorists. :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Cats are evil.

    Make no mistake about it, if a cat had half a chance it would kill you and everyone you love.

    I run them over in me tractor


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭RidleyRider


    This thread is harsh to a dude who is genuinely trying to do something decent for some poor family out there.


    Also, I hate cats..


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,466 ✭✭✭Clandestine


    Bloody non-cat loving terrorists. :mad:
    You jealous of the dog master race?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,687 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    No cat terrorists please. Just good people like me who want to join my cause.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 365 ✭✭Bullchomper


    Hides plutonium in sock drawer and walks over to pet plant. I like plants.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,087 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    No cat terrorists please. Just good people like me who want to join my cause.
    I like snow tigers. Make this thread about snow tigers and I'm all yours Chuck.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,499 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Such a beautiful proud animal, there's something about a cat. He can be sadistic and a cold blooded killer of course when it comes to natural prey but he always holds himself well. They'll take this cold stance with humans as well sometimes, unless you've made the effort with an older cat or raised one from a kitten, but believe me once you get to know one they are a wonderful loving pet who adore attention and affection, they'll amaze you at times with the things they pick up on. For instance both mine learned how to open my sitting room door by standing on the mantelpiece and jumping on the door handle. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,466 ✭✭✭Clandestine




  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,393 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    The Cuckoo's Nest has a "Post here to get banned" thread. As an AH equivalent I wonder if I'd get away with changing the title of this thread to "Pledge money for cats here to get sitebanned"? It would help weed out a lot of "undesirables".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 443 ✭✭Elbaston




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,466 ✭✭✭Clandestine


    Zaph wrote: »
    The Cuckoo's Nest has a "Post here to get banned" thread. As an AH equivalent I wonder if I'd get away with changing the title of this thread to "Pledge money for cats here to get sitebanned"? It would help weed out a lot of "undesirables".
    Where's your sense of humor?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Topper Harley


    Go drunk, you're home.

    I love cats. But make no mistake about it, they are little fuckers.

    You got me thinking about their cognitive sophistication the other day and then I caught my aunties cat in the act of torturing, teasing and killing a poor rat.

    Now this cat is a savage. After she eats, she goes hunting. So I sees her with a live rat in her mouth and then she puts it down, only for it to run off so she can catch it again. After doing this a few times, the rat just gave up and stood there.

    "This won't do. It's not sporting if you won't even challenge me" thought the cat. So she proceeded to nudge the rat with her paw to encourage it to try to escape again, which it eventually did, only to be caught again and savagely killed.

    And what did I do while all this was happening, got out my phone and recorded it. But it's not great quality and I'm very lazy so I'm not going to post it...just yet anyway.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,087 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    <_<

    >_>



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 365 ✭✭Bullchomper


    For instance both mine learned how to open my sitting room door by standing on the mantelpiece and jumping on the door handle. :pac:

    My parents cat learned how to do that unbeknownst to me. I came home while they were away and woke up at 4am to my door creaking and then - suddenly - a large mass of black fur jumped on my bed. I screamed. Oh how I screamed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,466 ✭✭✭Clandestine




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Where's your sense of humor?


    A more fitting question may be, where is yours? :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Topper Harley




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Cats aren't evil, they're just misunderstood. Like the kitten I had that píssed on my chest, yeah she was misunderstood.

    I think we need to start with cat rehab and reprogramming.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,687 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    Zaph wrote: »
    The Cuckoo's Nest has a "Post here to get banned" thread. As an AH equivalent I wonder if I'd get away with changing the title of this thread to "Pledge money for cats here to get sitebanned"? It would help weed out a lot of "undesirables".

    You know, I just think that my cause deserves the attention of every person who logs into AH because I want people to know how much I care about cats is all.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭gurramok


    Alot of anti-cat hating here, specism.

    Those who hate cats obviously never got to know one, do that and your view will change to loving one for who they are.


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  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,393 ✭✭✭✭Zaph



    You don't need something to tell you when it's plotting to kill you. You should assume your cat is always plotting to kill you.


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