Let's raise some money for cats.

Karl Stein

I like cats. Let's raise some money for cats.

I'm sure this thread will show you all how much I care about cats.

Raise money for cats.

Go!

I pledge 400 million Russian Krugerrand for cats.

Pledge money for cats or risk being seen as a cat hater you cat terrorists.

So what's it going to be? A or B?

A. I like cats

B. Terrorist

If you're not a terrorist you must donate to cats!

All non-terrorists donate here!

Yay!

Knob Longman

Love Cats..
So that's an A

Clandestine

B

Dogs are better

Karl Stein

Non cat loving terrorists please don't post in this thread.

Terrorists not welcome here.

StewartGriffin

Cathal Cloch wrote: »

I like cats. Let's raise some money for cats.

I'm sure this thread will show you all how much I care about cats.

Raise money for cats.

Go!

I pledge 400 million Russian Krugerrand for cats.

Pledge money for cats or risk being seen as a cat hater you cat terrorists.

So what's it going to be? A or B?

A. I like cats

B. Terrorist

If you're not a terrorist you must donate to cats!

All non-terrorists donate here!

Yay!

Like

Clandestine

Cathal Cloch wrote: »

Non cat loving terrorists please don't post in this thread.

Terrorists not welcome here.

YOU CAN'T STOP ME

ALLAHU AKBAR

Festy

I'll pledge 3fiddy

Micky Dolenz

Cats are evil.

Make no mistake about it, if a cat had half a chance it would kill you and everyone you love.

Karl Stein

Clandestine wrote: »

YOU CAN'T STOP ME

ALLAHU AKBAR

Bloody non-cat loving terrorists. :mad:

Sauve

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Cats are evil.

Make no mistake about it, if a cat had half a chance it would kill you and everyone you love.

I run them over in me tractor

RidleyRider

This thread is harsh to a dude who is genuinely trying to do something decent for some poor family out there.


Also, I hate cats..

Clandestine

Cathal Cloch wrote: »

Bloody non-cat loving terrorists. :mad:

You jealous of the dog master race?

Karl Stein

No cat terrorists please. Just good people like me who want to join my cause.

Bullchomper

Hides plutonium in sock drawer and walks over to pet plant. I like plants.

Insect Overlord

The Backwards Man

Cathal Cloch wrote: »

No cat terrorists please. Just good people like me who want to join my cause.

I like snow tigers. Make this thread about snow tigers and I'm all yours Chuck.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Such a beautiful proud animal, there's something about a cat. He can be sadistic and a cold blooded killer of course when it comes to natural prey but he always holds himself well. They'll take this cold stance with humans as well sometimes, unless you've made the effort with an older cat or raised one from a kitten, but believe me once you get to know one they are a wonderful loving pet who adore attention and affection, they'll amaze you at times with the things they pick up on. For instance both mine learned how to open my sitting room door by standing on the mantelpiece and jumping on the door handle. :pac:

Clandestine

Zaph

The Cuckoo's Nest has a "Post here to get banned" thread. As an AH equivalent I wonder if I'd get away with changing the title of this thread to "Pledge money for cats here to get sitebanned"? It would help weed out a lot of "undesirables".

Elbaston

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCYUxDyl0Gc

Clandestine

Zaph wrote: »

The Cuckoo's Nest has a "Post here to get banned" thread. As an AH equivalent I wonder if I'd get away with changing the title of this thread to "Pledge money for cats here to get sitebanned"? It would help weed out a lot of "undesirables".

Where's your sense of humor?

Topper Harley

Go drunk, you're home.

I love cats. But make no mistake about it, they are little fuckers.

You got me thinking about their cognitive sophistication the other day and then I caught my aunties cat in the act of torturing, teasing and killing a poor rat.

Now this cat is a savage. After she eats, she goes hunting. So I sees her with a live rat in her mouth and then she puts it down, only for it to run off so she can catch it again. After doing this a few times, the rat just gave up and stood there.

"This won't do. It's not sporting if you won't even challenge me" thought the cat. So she proceeded to nudge the rat with her paw to encourage it to try to escape again, which it eventually did, only to be caught again and savagely killed.

And what did I do while all this was happening, got out my phone and recorded it. But it's not great quality and I'm very lazy so I'm not going to post it...just yet anyway.

Insect Overlord

<_<

>_>

Bullchomper

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

For instance both mine learned how to open my sitting room door by standing on the mantelpiece and jumping on the door handle. :pac:

My parents cat learned how to do that unbeknownst to me. I came home while they were away and woke up at 4am to my door creaking and then - suddenly - a large mass of black fur jumped on my bed. I screamed. Oh how I screamed.

Clandestine

Micky Dolenz

Clandestine wrote: »

Where's your sense of humor?

A more fitting question may be, where is yours?

Topper Harley

How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You

Sauve

Cats aren't evil, they're just misunderstood. Like the kitten I had that píssed on my chest, yeah she was misunderstood.

I think we need to start with cat rehab and reprogramming.

Karl Stein

Zaph wrote: »

The Cuckoo's Nest has a "Post here to get banned" thread. As an AH equivalent I wonder if I'd get away with changing the title of this thread to "Pledge money for cats here to get sitebanned"? It would help weed out a lot of "undesirables".

You know, I just think that my cause deserves the attention of every person who logs into AH because I want people to know how much I care about cats is all.

gurramok

Alot of anti-cat hating here, specism.

Those who hate cats obviously never got to know one, do that and your view will change to loving one for who they are.

Zaph

Topper Harley wrote: »

How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You

You don't need something to tell you when it's plotting to kill you. You should assume your cat is always plotting to kill you.

shane9689

can someone link the original thread, i never got to read it :l

Insect Overlord

shane9689 wrote: »

can someone link the original thread, i never got to read it :l

This one? http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057028494

Son Of A Vidic

The only useful function cats have in this world, is to provide us with a bountiful supply of entertaining gifs.

SuperSean11

Larianne

Money for pussy? It'll never happen.

Scruffles

Insect Overlord wrote: »

nah,this was a much more improved version of the love cats:

Iwasfrozen

Cathal Cloch wrote: »

I like cats. Let's raise some money for cats.

I'm sure this thread will show you all how much I care about cats.

Raise money for cats.

Go!

I pledge 400 million Russian Krugerrand for cats.

Pledge money for cats or risk being seen as a cat hater you cat terrorists.

So what's it going to be? A or B?

A. I like cats

B. Terrorist

If you're not a terrorist you must donate to cats!

All non-terrorists donate here!

Yay!

Cats are amazing, I will gladly donate money to cats. Please post your debit card details and I will send the money to your account.

Karl Stein

Topper Harley wrote: »

You got me thinking about their cognitive sophistication the other day

Over in the pets thread? Lol, yeah , it's amazing the cognitive sophistication people will attribute to cat behaviour; 'sneaky' - 'teasers' - 'plotting your demise' etc. They're cats FFS, they like to be fed and cared for!

I sees her with a live rat in her mouth and then she puts it down, only for it to run off so she can catch it again. After doing this a few times, the rat just gave up and stood there. "This won't do. It's not sporting if you won't even challenge me" thought the cat. So she proceeded to nudge the rat with her paw to encourage it to try to escape again, which it eventually did, only to be caught again and savagely killed.

I honestly feel sorry for the rat (and especially so for non-vermin cat victims) but the cat thought it was teaching you how to catch rats so you could survive. The cat was showing you love Mr. Topper Harley, Sir.

Jimoslimos

Questions:
Who decides what cats benefit? Is this money earmarked for Irish tabbies or will it be wasted abroad on foreign scroungers like those African wildcats? How about disabled cats like the ones living on the Isle of Man?

DEFTLEFTHAND

Mark Twain has some wonderful quotes about the cat.

To quote one, 'Of all God's creatures there is only one that can not be made slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat'

Topper Harley

Cathal Cloch wrote: »

I honestly feel sorry for the rat (and especially so for non-vermin cat victims) but the cat thought it was teaching you how to catch rats so you could survive. The cat was showing you love Mr. Topper Harley, Sir.

I never thought of it that way. Either way I was grateful that she didn't let that rat bastard in the house. But I do feel sorry for it in the way he lived his last moments in terror.

Topper Harley

To quote the wise Winston Churchill:

Dogs look up to you, cats look down on you. Give me a pig! He looks you in the eye and treats you as an equal.

I actually see that as a compliment to cats.

GalwayGuy2

God, I love cats. I've only just remembered how awesome they are.

But, yeah

This thread is harsh to a dude who is genuinely trying to do something decent for some poor family out there

This thread is awful snarky.

southcentralts

Why this is wonderful, I had no idea there were similar minded people out there who have decided to get organised and become involved in the struggle. Tell me OP, where might I be able to make contact and join one of these cat terrorist movements?

I have found one of their training videos, but they have no link to get involved.:(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9qSNMcYXVg

anncoates

Being conspicuously philanthropic gives me an erection.

TheLastMohican

anncoates wrote: »

Being conspicuously philanthropic gives me an erection.

Hi Dancoates!

joe swanson

Great idea. Love cats but i probably prefer dogs though. How do you choose which cat benefits and why. I think we should just give one cat a cat bed. Lets just do it. Imagine its face when we give it a cat bed for it and its kittens until their put in the river. That cat will be astonished and we can all feel superior and great about ourselves.

Wacker The Attacker

f*Ck cats

dxhound2005

This thread is still going strong while the threads to pledge money to buy a house for a deserving family have slipped off the front page. How soon we forget.

The_Valeyard

Cats are a*sholes. They think they are the master of humans.

Long live dogs, the true friend of humankind!!!

Now to find some cat terrorists to take out:

Fivel (An American Story)
Evil (Earthworm Jim)
Garfield (....)
Hello Kitty (should be number one on the list)
Pussyfoot (Looney Tunes)
Puss-In-Boots (Shrek 2 - wanted for bandit crimes)
Rita (animaniacs)
Sylvester The Cat (Looney Tunes)
Top Cat (...)


Will leave Tom alone from 'Tom & Jerry', that mouse had it coming.