A very funny joke I saw

trailer park boy

A farmer goes to work in his fields everyday, and each day his wife makes him a large sandwich to eat for lunch. Every morning he takes the sandwich with him and leaves it on the wall whilst he goes to work in the fields.

One day it is lunchtime so he goes to pick up his sandwich and it is not there! So he instead eats nothing and must go hungry for the afternoon as he has hard life as a farmer.

The next day he goes to work with a sandwich, leaves it on the wall in the same place. Lunchtime comes and oh no! The sandwich is gone again! He again must wait until the end of the day before he can eat.

The next day he decides to put the sandwich in the same place but hide and watch for whoever keeps stealing it. After all morning watching he suddenly sees, there is a big eagle swoops down picks up the sandwich and flies away with it! So the farmer runs after the eagle, through one field, two field, into a forest. The eagle finally stops on a big branch with the sandwich and the farmer out of breath watches it from the ground.

The eagle opens the sandwich... takes out the meat, throws it away. The eagle takes out the cheese, throws away. Takes out the lettuce, throws it away... Takes out the..... tomato, throws it away.

Finally there is just the two breads left with butter.

The eagle picks them up

rubs them on his breast in a sexual manner and goes 'oooh I'm so ****ed up'

uch

Can I unread this please

biko

A speaking eagle!

gifted

that is the worst joke ever!

Cee-Jay-Cee

The title is very misleading as you didnt post a funny joke, is it coming later?

C0SM0

Shocking.