Kim Jong-un's Ex-Girlfriend makes a Porno

drunkmonkey

Then he has her shot by firing squad and sends her whole family to a concentration camp, the guy is an absolute loon.

Full Story Here http://english.chosun.com/site/data/html_dir/2013/08/29/2013082901412.html

Video is seemingly available in China.

Hasmunch

They were accused of videotaping themselves having sex and selling the videos.

You needs courts or a trial... we should have got Kim Jong-un in here to sort out the banks years ago!!

kneemos

An absolute nightmare of a place.Obviously an excuse to get rid of them for making dissident songs or whatever.

GorillaRising

Death by firing squad to whoever decided those new stars under people's usernames look much better than the old ones.

Also death to Kimwhatshisface and the bankers.

allibastor

The joy of having a loon for a dictator.

Its a pity america has no real interest in the country or they could invade and get him out, If only they find oil or "WMD" there.

GorillaRising

allibastor wrote: »

The joy of having a loon for a dictator.

Its a pity america has no real interest in the country or they could invade and get him out, If only they find oil or "WMD" there.

There's not enough small villages with less than adequate weaponry for America to invade.

allibastor

GorillaRising wrote: »

There's not enough small villages with less than adequate weaponry for America to invade.

Its true, its such a shocking state though, I never understand people.

Guy:Incognito

Hasmunch wrote: »

You needs courts or a trial... we should have got Kim Jong-un in here to sort out the banks years ago!!

Presumably he personally "verified " the tapes.

johnny_knoxvile

The U.N should respond by funding Team America 2.

BeerWolf

What a pathetic country.

Conmaicne Mara

allibastor wrote: »

If only they find oil or "WMD" there.

Yes, if only they could find WMD, no evidence of them at all there ..................................................................... Have you been living in a cave?

Caonima

BeerWolf wrote: »

What a pathetic country.

I think calling it a country is spoiling it a bit.

Absolutely crackpot nation, and I feel so sorry for the people living there. I wouldn't be against the USA sending a stealth bomber there and dropped a 'big boy' on Kim Il Fat's head :mad:

GorillaRising

Caonima wrote: »

I think calling it a country is spoiling it a bit.

Absolutely crackpot nation, and I feel so sorry for the people living there. I wouldn't be against the USA sending a stealth bomber there and dropped a 'big boy' on Kim Il Fat's head :mad:

I'd say a lot of innocent people that would stand to lose their lives would be against it though.

I vote they send in The Expendables. Job done.

allibastor

Conmaicne Mara wrote: »

Yes, if only they could find WMD, no evidence of them at all there ..................................................................... Have you been living in a cave?

It was a joke!!! I am well aware of the North Korean arms race and the supply of Nuclear weaponry they are/ have in stock.

Did you miss out on the american invasion of Iraq where WMD were never found, it was a play on how they can invade and make a reason for it if they wish.

Ray Palmer

I always think of Israel when I her people talking about North Korea. The persecution complex they have rightly or wrongly has lead to the situation.

I think the big difference is Israel has friends in the west that allow them carry on they way they do while NK is much more extreme it has no friends in the west

Caonima

GorillaRising wrote: »

I'd say a lot of innocent people that would stand to lose their lives would be against it though..

Agreed, especially as that country has a disproportionately high percentage of people in the military. What else would they be doing, though, I wonder? Shag all.

BeerWolf

Caonima wrote: »

Agreed, especially as that country has a disproportionately high percentage of people in the military. What else would they be doing, though, I wonder? Shag all.

The majority of the nation in NK are brainwashed. Those that aren't are in prisons or executed.

Caonima

BeerWolf wrote: »

The majority of the nation in NK are brainwashed. Those that aren't are in prisons or executed.

Doesn't take much brainwashing when you have little or no concept of the outside world. Still, I'd sooner remove that fat loon from the helm than leave him there.

MonaPizza

allibastor wrote: »

The joy of having a loon for a dictator.

Its a pity america has no real interest in the country or they could invade and get him out, If only they find oil or "WMD" there.

The reason North Korea is a military dictatorship, in case this small point has escaped you, is BECAUSE the US invaded and slaughtered over 3 million Korean citizens. It was only with the help of the Chinese that the American occupiers were beaten back down South, a ceasefire declared and the people of the North armed themselves to the teeth to protect from further invasions. Rather than man up and admit defeat and leave them be, the US pressured the rest of the world not to do any trade with North Korea, effectively wrecking their economy. So they are holed up in a country that struggles to feed itself thanks to the chicken-sh1t sore-losers in Washington who can't admit when they're wrong and get a hard-on from simply ****ing with people.

Gummy Panda

how good is the porno?

o1s1n

BeerWolf wrote: »

The majority of the nation in NK are brainwashed. Those that aren't are in prisons or executed.

I don't think they're as brainwashed as we're lead to believe though. Lots of them probably are, but I'd say there's also a huge percentage who aren't, they just put on faux 'leader love' because they're afraid that if they don't, it's off to the concentration camps for them and their family - if anything, it's extreme (and justified) paranoia.

Wacker The Attacker

Was she good looking?

Firing squad death porn is a genre I havent jerked off to yet.

Caonima

Gummy Panda wrote: »

how good is the porno?

Dunno. Been searching for it all day and can't find it.

Billy86

Funny this should come up, there is a full hour long independent documentary some guy made on Youtube that I stumbled on a few weeks back done - with nearly all the footage take from INSIDE North Korea! Some parts are incredible, really makes you feel for the people as well, who don't come over as brainwashed, and are more just terrified on a 24/7 basis - most of them actually seem very friendly towards him, but are petrified of being caught doing anything on camera.

The crossing over the Dandong river from China to North Korea is crazy looking in terms of the stark difference between the two, it's at 6:45.

MonaPizza

Caonima wrote: »

I think calling it a country is spoiling it a bit.

Absolutely crackpot nation, and I feel so sorry for the people living there. I wouldn't be against the USA sending a stealth bomber there and dropped a 'big boy' on Kim Il Fat's head :mad:

Did it ever occur to you why the country is the way it is? Do you know anything about history or do you think everything is solved with nuking the place and then setting up McDonalds?

Caonima

MonaPizza wrote: »

Did it ever occur to you why the country is the way it is? Do you know anything about history or do you think everything is solved with nuking the place and then setting up McDonalds?

Erm, yes, and I didn't need your little diatribe to another poster earlier to realise it. I lived in South Korea for half a year before - I'm well, well aware of the history.

AnonoBoy

They've got a meth problem over there too.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2013/08/21/how-north-korea-got-itself-hooked-on-meth/

ballsymchugh

MonaPizza wrote: »

The reason North Korea is a military dictatorship, in case this small point has escaped you, is BECAUSE the US invaded and slaughtered over 3 million Korean citizens. It was only with the help of the Chinese that the American occupiers were beaten back down South, a ceasefire declared and the people of the North armed themselves to the teeth to protect from further invasions. Rather than man up and admit defeat and leave them be, the US pressured the rest of the world not to do any trade with North Korea, effectively wrecking their economy. So they are holed up in a country that struggles to feed itself thanks to the chicken-sh1t sore-losers in Washington who can't admit when they're wrong and get a hard-on from simply ****ing with people.

have you ever heard of Jucheism?

they screwed up their own economy by thinking they were self sufficient. millions starved in the famine in the 90s because they wouldn't ask for help, or even let on that anything was wrong. maybe if you visit the place and get a feel for how they think, or how they're told to think, you'll change your mind on who is wrong.

Balmed Out

MonaPizza wrote: »

The reason North Korea is a military dictatorship, in case this small point has escaped you, is BECAUSE the US invaded and slaughtered over 3 million Korean citizens. It was only with the help of the Chinese that the American occupiers were beaten back down South, a ceasefire declared and the people of the North armed themselves to the teeth to protect from further invasions. Rather than man up and admit defeat and leave them be, the US pressured the rest of the world not to do any trade with North Korea, effectively wrecking their economy. So they are holed up in a country that struggles to feed itself thanks to the chicken-sh1t sore-losers in Washington who can't admit when they're wrong and get a hard-on from simply ****ing with people.

The Korean war was a hangover of world war 2 and an opening salvo of the cold war. After the war Korea was divided then the western allies left leaving north communist and south a dictatorship (i think). Then the north built up a massive army and invaded the south, then the UN security council approved a Us military invention.

Conmaicne Mara

allibastor wrote: »

Did you miss out on the american invasion of Iraq where WMD were never found, it was a play on how they can invade and make a reason for it if they wish.

I think I was washing my hair that evening Who won?

ardmacha

Does anyone have a link to her hit "Excellent Horse-Like Lady"?

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Hyon Song-wol, a singer, rumoured to be a former lover of the North Korean leader, is said to have been arrested on Aug 17 with 11 others for violating laws against pornography.

Hyon Song-wol starred in the video for her 2005 hit 'A Girl In The Saddle Of A Steed'

The reports in South Korea's Chosun Ilbo newspaper indicate that Hyon, a singer with the Unhasu Orchestra, was among those arrested on August 17 for violating domestic laws on pornography.

All 12 were machine-gunned three days later, with other members of North Korea's most famous pop groups and their immediate families forced to watch. The onlookers were then sent to prison camps, victims of the regime's assumption of guilt by association, the reports stated.

“They were executed with machine guns while the key members of the Unhasu Orchestra, Wangjaesan Light Band and Moranbong Band as well as the families of the victims looked on,” said a Chinese source reported in the newspaper.

Hyon's band was responsible for a string of patriotic hits in North Korea, including "Footsteps of Soldiers," "I Love Pyongyang," "She is a Discharged Soldier" and "We are Troops of the Party." Her popularity reportedly peaked in 2005 with the song "Excellent Horse-Like Lady.

Nodin

ardmacha wrote: »

Does anyone have a link to her hit "Excellent Horse-Like Lady"?
......

Nope. The inspiration for the song was in a long running US TV show and a few movies though.

wendell borton

Ray Palmer wrote: »

I always think of Israel when I her people talking about North Korea. The persecution complex they have rightly or wrongly has lead to the situation.

I think the big difference is Israel has friends in the west that allow them carry on they way they do while NK is much more extreme it has no friends in the west

To equate Israel to NK is absurd.

Muise...

ardmacha wrote: »

Does anyone have a link to her hit "Excellent Horse-Like Lady"?

I read somewhere that "Excellent Horse-like Lady" is just a mistranslation of "Girl in the Saddle of a Steed". Here it is, in all its a.k.a. and terrible, post-ironic kitschedy, if this latest news is true:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5tkXgw2OMY

jank

MonaPizza wrote: »

The reason North Korea is a military dictatorship, in case this small point has escaped you, is BECAUSE the US invaded and slaughtered over 3 million Korean citizens. It was only with the help of the Chinese that the American occupiers were beaten back down South, a ceasefire declared and the people of the North armed themselves to the teeth to protect from further invasions. Rather than man up and admit defeat and leave them be, the US pressured the rest of the world not to do any trade with North Korea, effectively wrecking their economy. So they are holed up in a country that struggles to feed itself thanks to the chicken-sh1t sore-losers in Washington who can't admit when they're wrong and get a hard-on from simply ****ing with people.

So, did some Yank steal your girlfriend?

GorillaRising

MonaPizza wrote: »

The reason North Korea is a military dictatorship, in case this small point has escaped you, is BECAUSE the US invaded and slaughtered over 3 million Korean citizens. It was only with the help of the Chinese that the American occupiers were beaten back down South, a ceasefire declared and the people of the North armed themselves to the teeth to protect from further invasions. Rather than man up and admit defeat and leave them be, the US pressured the rest of the world not to do any trade with North Korea, effectively wrecking their economy. So they are holed up in a country that struggles to feed itself thanks to the chicken-sh1t sore-losers in Washington who can't admit when they're wrong and get a hard-on from simply ****ing with people.

So what you're saying is, certain Koreans had the perfect excuse to form such a dictatorship.

It's a bit like that movie 'The Village'.

BuilderPlumber

North Korea is probably the most violent non-African non-warzone dictatorship in the world at present. Nominally lead by the eccentric Kim family, the current leader Jong Un is young and inexperienced while his father was a cognac-gussling alcoholic self styled film director. The country's economy and social fabric have reduced down to nothing and the current leader's aunt and her husband are perhaps the real power.

Kim Jong Un's ex girlfriend was probably killed due to her high profile. Jong Un's current wife probably had it arranged I'm pretty sure!

Also, I remember the time when they guy who was drunk during Kim Jong Il's funeral was blown up. Yes, I abhor the disgusting habit we have in Ireland of drinking and wining and dining after funerals like they are a happy event but North Korea's response was way too severe somehow!

BuilderPlumber

wendell borton wrote: »

To equate Israel to NK is absurd.

North Korea is unlike any other nation on earth. The only country on earth that is 100% secretive, very difficult to visit, fenced off from the world and where people are divided into 2 classes: regime loyalist families and their descendents who were part of the original struggle in the 1940s who inherit all the wealth and live in the capital (and are very pleased with the regime) and ordinary people (who starve).

About the only place you could equate it with was Khmer Rouge Cambodia who were worse. Both are so bad that they make the Taliban and Nazis look ok by comparison! And that says it all.

Gummy Panda

MonaPizza wrote: »

The reason North Korea is a military dictatorship, in case this small point has escaped you, is BECAUSE the US invaded and slaughtered over 3 million Korean citizens. It was only with the help of the Chinese that the American occupiers were beaten back down South, a ceasefire declared and the people of the North armed themselves to the teeth to protect from further invasions. Rather than man up and admit defeat and leave them be, the US pressured the rest of the world not to do any trade with North Korea, effectively wrecking their economy. So they are holed up in a country that struggles to feed itself thanks to the chicken-sh1t sore-losers in Washington who can't admit when they're wrong and get a hard-on from simply ****ing with people.

You is mad

Andrewf20

Barbara Demick wrote a great book about this place. A fair amount know of the outside world and how much better life is in China / South Korea. Few have been able to recieve South Korean TV over the airwaves and some people who crossed the border into China, came back to help their family or purely out of guilt as they were worried their familys would be sent to the camps if the authorities found that a family member jumped the fence.

drunkmonkey

Finally got my hands on the porno:

http://www.businessinsider.com/hyon-song-wol-pornographic-video-kim-jong-un-ex-girlfriend-2013-9

No fapping please, have a bit of respect for the dead.

simongurnick

North Korea should be allowed enter the Eurovision.

BuilderPlumber

simongurnick wrote: »

North Korea should be allowed enter the Eurovision.

You never know when it opens up, it might! That's if all the singers and dancers there are not machine gunned down by the current mad regime there by then!