Gfs parents dont like me being jobless

danish pasterys

Just need to get this off my chest - my dam girlfriends parents keep naging me have i got a job yet is a weekly question and i am sick of telling them no no no they think im lazy and probly had higher expectations, they dont see me when im writing cover letters on a daily basis and tryin hard to get work im going back to college this year to try get a degree, but their old school (drop out school and work fora living) they dont appriciate me studying and not gonna be working for the next three years, and im sick an tired of feeling like **** whenever im around them. Recession sucks balls i would love a job oppurtunity

The Backwards Man

Two wise words of wisdom I will impart to you. Listen very carefully, I will say this only once.

Fcuk them.

castletownman

You're banging their daughter.

Judging by their apparent snobbery, you're having the last laugh

Duggy747

They're not your parents so tell them to fùck off and mind their business.

stampydmonkey

Tell them to go **** themselves..



..but seriously..naggin parents or not id take college over work anyday.

racso1975

Pimp her out!!! That will teach them

shopaholic01

You said on another thread you deliberately stayed unemployed to qualify for BTEA.

lahalane

Just let on to them that you don't intend getting a job. Say that the dole suits you. Piss them off further. Snobby ****s.

Esoteric_

Are you going to be studying English?


Edit: How can you say you're writing cover letters every day, if you said in the BTEA thread that you 'had to' stay unemployed?

Couldn't you just do what I did - get a job and go to college part time?

apollo8

You came to AH looking for understanding about being unemployed:eek:

lost in cork

I suggest you take an English Language degree

HondaSami

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Two wise words of wisdom I will impart to you. Listen very carefully, I will say this only once.

Fcuk them.

You think if he fcuk's the parents it will get them of his back, bit extreme no?

danish pasterys

shopaholic01 wrote: »

You said on another thread you deliberately stayed unemployed to qualify for BTEA.

No mate i turned down the odd temp job i was thinking of the bigger picture in the long run, belive me i was still applying for decent permant jobs but didnt really have any luck, if i had of done two weeks work over exam for harvey norman i would not get my BTEA , you see ?

danish pasterys

lost in cork wrote: »

I suggest you take an English Language degree

I suggest the same to you with that horrible cork accent

shopaholic01

danish pasterys wrote: »

No mate i turned down the odd temp job i was thinking of the bigger picture in the long run, belive me i was still applying for decent permant jobs but didnt really have any luck, if i had of done two weeks work over exam for harvey norman i would not get my BTEA , you see ?

Esoteric solved that problem in your other thread!

Lando Griffin

Suggestion.
Type just the one cover letter and just change the addressee on it for each job application.
It will save you hours of writing and more time for sexy time.
With all that sexy time a baby may come along with all the freebies so everyones a winner.
Education is a great excuse to get away from the kid when its having a fizzy fit.

danish pasterys

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Suggestion.
Type just the one cover letter and just change the addressee on it for each job application.
It will save you hours of writing and more time for sexy time.
With all that sexy time a baby may come along with all the freebies so everyones a winner.
Education is a great excuse to get away from the kid when its having a fizzy fit.

Nah i ust to do that with the cover letter but its lazy and employers can spot it so i have to tailer each one to the exact company

Kirby

But you are still unemployed.....so perhaps that approach isn't as good as you think. :P

Cee-Jay-Cee

Next time they ask simply reply "two words - Fuck off"

No, but seriously...tell them to fuck off!

Syndic

Does your girlfriend know that her parents' questions annoy you? Why doesn't she tell them to fúck off? If I noticed my parents were making my boyfriend uncomfortable with certain questions or comments I'd be quick to tell them to keep quiet.

beertons

Bang her ma, that'll teach em.

Vicar in a tutu

Well I wouldn't go as far as to tell them to fcuk off, as they are your gfs parents, just grit your teeth and bare it, you're looking for work and will be going to college. be satisfied in knowing that.

Elbaston

I for one would set up my own manufacturing industry if found in this conundrum.
Or at least some kind of natural resources well - natural resources present or not young man ... thats the wrong attitude.

andyman

Tell them that you wish you did have a job, that way you might be able to afford some f*cks to give.

Tigger

I think you'll find that his punctuation / typing skills have let him down;
The title I'd this thread was girlfriends parents don't like me
The start of the post was; being jobless I just need to get this off my chest...

scudzilla

Every time her parents start moaning about you being on the scratcher just start saying you're thinking of starting a career in porn movies as your cock is so huge and your great in the sack.

I guarantee you that if you retaliate with this response EVERY time they'll soon stop

Gatling

Don't worry op chances are your gf will find a person to pay for her happy meals ,
Parents will be happy again

AllthingsCP

Mate tell them that 450,000 Other's are in the same boat as you, No joke lads the place is a right mess, Ask them would you like me to take your little girl oversea's to work. Give the poor chap a break i would not risk losing state funding for a temp 2-3 month job.

roast

Lob it into her in front of them. That'll learn 'em.

Joe10000

They want the best for her that's all.

Put up one of your cover letters and lets see if we can help.

BeerWolf

Well OP, THERE's your problem of why your CVs never work - judging by that block of text with no punctuations, etc., and what have you.

:pac:

Not being smart but your grammar and spelling are not good.

If your cover letters are anything like that, you would be lucky to get to interview stage with any company. Maybe have a mate review any letters / CVs before you send them out

johnny_knoxvile

Tell them you ARE working...

on their daughter.

Mr Benevolent

My gf's parents were unhappy with me not having a job because we were moving in together. I had one a week later. Coincidentally, I will be losing that job in a month (nearly three years later) due to redundancy.

syklops

This is an added bonus of having a Polish girlfriend. Her parents are a thousand miles away and dont speak english.

Specialun

People who are telling you to bang the mother are completely wrong

The odds are that its the mother who is the snob..so bang the father.that would really annoy her

Oh btw the username is making me hungry.yum yum

dr.bollocko

*ahem*

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Not everybody is as perfect as you are. Some people have learning difficulties. Some people are dyslexic. Some people are stupid and finally some people just don't care about their spelling and grammar. It's not your job to police them.

padd b1975

Just tell them there is no longer a stigma attached to being a 'kept man'.

General General

Tell them you're keen to make some money doing a porno with their daughter called: Up the sh!tter, I'm no quitter!

MonstaMash

Message to GF's parents...

LoonyLovegood

OP, I'm the opposite. My parents - really my dad - has a problem with my boyfriend being unemployed. Mention it to your gf, ask her can she talk to them. It worked for us!

Jaxxy

Question for you, OP. Is your girlfriend currently working? Does she loan you money, help you out, treat you or contribute any financial support? If she does any of those things this could be the reason her parents have a problem with you not working. They might see you as a sponge on their daughter's hard earned cash.

If that is not the case then you have every right to tell them to politely mind their own business.

Either way, you should probably tell your girlfriend that this is bothering you. She should have a word with them and stick up for you.

suicide_circus

Tell them the only job you need is the one their daughter performs daily on your throbbing uncircumcised member.

Gummy Panda

Esoteric_ wrote: »

Couldn't you just do what I did - get a job and go to college part time?

In fairness, that's not for everyone. I am in full time employment and have been doing a degree with OU. At one stage I was stressed from work coming home to be stressed from coursework. Luckily the ou means I can take a break and finish off my modules when I choose within reason.

petes

Gummy Panda wrote: »

In fairness, that's not for everyone. I am in full time employment and have been doing a degree with OU. At one stage I was stressed from work coming home to be stressed from coursework. Luckily the ou means I can take a break and finish off my modules when I choose within reason.

Modules always sounds funny to me!

goose2005

Just tell them that at dinner that you got a job this morning.

A blow job.

Just savour the silence that follows. Let it sink in.

danish pasterys

Jaxxy wrote: »

Question for you, OP. Is your girlfriend currently working? Does she loan you money, help you out, treat you or contribute any financial support? If she does any of those things this could be the reason her parents have a problem with you not working. They might see you as a sponge on their daughter's hard earned cash.

If that is not the case then you have every right to tell them to politely mind their own business.

Either way, you should probably tell your girlfriend that this is bothering you. She should have a word with them and stick up for you.

Definatly not I pay my own way with everything, there not argumentative about it its just annoying that they keep asking me every week, they dont understand how bad things are with unemployment