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Million Dollar Ideas

  • 28-08-2013 10:19am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭


    Juicy Fruit flavoured Marlboro Lights

    Get the kids hooked nice and early. :P




    What's yours?


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,117 ✭✭✭shanered


    Legalise marajuana, simples!


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Like I'm going to tell you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    Condom with air holes for aerodynamics


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Fizzy whiskey, tequila, rum and vodka.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,790 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tabnabs


    holodeck (billion dollar idea)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,580 ✭✭✭✭Riesen_Meal


    Tabnabs wrote: »
    holodeck (billion dollar idea)

    I raise you one Occulus Rift, the beginnings of the holodeck.... :-)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    Hamburger earmuffs


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,180 ✭✭✭Sunglasses Ron


    Makeup shotgun!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    A million dollar webpage.

    One where you sell a million pixels for a $ a pixel.

    Sell them in blocks of 10 to businesses.

    hope nobody else has thought of this


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    Like I'm going to tell you.

    Is it an easy to handle ban hammer with diamonds on the side?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Hoverboards

    trillion dollar industry when they become available to the public


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 213 ✭✭JP85


    Tomacco


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,407 ✭✭✭✭justsomebloke


    Coming up with the first vaccine for the h7n20 virus.


    Now all I have to do is create the h7n20 virus and create a cure for it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,383 ✭✭✭✭gammygils


    lkionm wrote: »
    Condom with air holes for aerodynamics

    And Go Faster Stripes!! !!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,383 ✭✭✭✭gammygils


    A solar powered Android Phone


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭lahalane


    I shall become a drug dealer but I will be friendly, approachable and fair.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Hovercraft car ferries that cross the Atlantic in 12 hours.

    Imagine, driving to New York for the price of a car!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    A money printing machine


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    Hovercraft car ferries that cross the Atlantic in 12 hours.

    Imagine, driving to New York for the price of a car!
    A Car-cation


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 213 ✭✭JP85


    A 3d printer that prints 3d printers......:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Spray on condoms.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,798 ✭✭✭goose2005


    mattjack wrote: »
    Spray on condoms.

    How about a liquid condom, just dip your dick and go


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    JP85 wrote: »
    A 3d printer that prints 3d printers......:eek:

    Heres the kicker, you kinda can.

    Granted its more along the lines of printing companants and putting them together yourself (with additional parts) but its nearly there!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    Selling Ice Kachang in Ireland, specially during that last heat wave --- I'd be a multi-millionaire, gorgeous stuff!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 293 ✭✭GorillaRising


    danniemcq wrote: »
    A million dollar webpage.

    One where you sell a million pixels for a $ a pixel.

    Sell them in blocks of 10 to businesses.

    hope nobody else has thought of this

    You missed the boat by about 10 years.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 62 ✭✭Lorenzo the Magnificent


    Get this piece of yellow paper, create a special adhesive for the back of it, then use these 'notes' for reminders on places like dashboards, monitors and books.

    Enterprise Ireland are very interested in the concept.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    Get this piece of yellow paper, create a special adhesive for the back of it, then use these 'notes' for reminders on places like dashboards, monitors and books.

    Enterprise Ireland are very interested in the concept.

    JESUS!! we could even start making different colour ones like stimulating Pink,obnoxious orange! and even ignorable blue!

    Then in later times maybe make them into shapes,how about speech bubble shape!?,i'm sure everyone in the office will have a right laugh at somebodies note as a speech bubble shape in an obnoxious orange colour!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 833 ✭✭✭southcentralts


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    Right I'm calling round to collect in person, D'oh this may take some time.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    gammygils wrote: »
    And Go Faster Stripes!! !!!

    And wings and a spoiler.

    We can do racing car paint job on it. Can have a petrol taste


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 774 ✭✭✭debabyjesus


    Lawnmower with gps thats learns how to cut your lawn.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    You missed the boat by about 10 years.

    Dammit...

    Ok so how about i get a red paper clip. I then offer to swap it with someone online for something else. with this i swap it for something else and eventually values will go up if i'm careful in swapping and could eventually end up swapping something for a house or something worth more


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭The Dagda


    An app that allows you to text/send your location to another phone/device.

    1. You're somewhere and need directions, so you text your location to someone who's sitting in front of their pc and can text you back directions in a format that is compatible with the nav on your device.

    2. You need a cab so you send your location to the company and they come to you - this may already be incorporated in Hailo or similar.

    3. A child can text/send their location to parents etc.

    4. Other uses I can't think of at the minute.

    If there's already something like this - let me know, it'd be very handy.
    If there's nothing like this, and someone creates it and makes a million, I will accept equity in lieu of money. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    Lawnmower with gps thats learns how to cut your lawn.

    There's a farmer in Tipperary who made a farm-bot to round up his sheep and cut the grass. I think it also brings you a flask of milky tae down the bog. It's remote controlled, but I'm sure he could rig up GPS too. Good man Niall!

    http://clikire.snappages.com/photos.htm


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 251 ✭✭Terry1985


    a website where you can book someone to receive a kick in the face, I'd call it FaceKickstarter.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    The Dagda wrote: »
    An app that allows you to text/send your location to another phone/device.

    1. You're somewhere and need directions, so you text your location to someone who's sitting in front of their pc and can text you back directions in a format that is compatible with the nav on your device.

    2. You need a cab so you send your location to the company and they come to you - this may already be incorporated in Hailo or similar.

    3. A child can text/send their location to parents etc.

    4. Other uses I can't think of at the minute.

    If there's already something like this - let me know, it'd be very handy.
    If there's nothing like this, and someone creates it and makes a million, I will accept equity in lieu of money. :)

    If you are using a smartphone, most will have some mapping software and most of it is cross app compatable.

    For example i can send my location from google maps to a mate using whatsapp and they can open the co-ordinates on their device.

    in order to get it to auto ping you location or just have it as a button/widget Tasker i believe can do this for you. Its a command based app that allows you to build little tasks.

    You can set it to send current GPS co-ords to X person via Y app when Z button is pressed.

    I had it set to turn off sounds, open music app selection and send a text message when it picked up my work wifi in the morning


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 79 ✭✭fibonaccii


    Proper tasting weed flavored vapor liquid


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Chocolate flavoured milk



    in 2L jugs!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,716 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Get a million dollars.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 995 ✭✭✭sinjin_smythe


    7 minute abs!


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