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Porn Moriturium

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    But the animals can still bump uglies right....RIGHT????!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    If you live by the sword, you'll die by the sword. As they say.

    Sword.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    But the animals can still bump uglies right....RIGHT????!

    Pervert. I was going to ask about your pants, not know through.:rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Even Sinn Sage porn?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 443 ✭✭Elbaston


    All porn production in the US may be suspended due to an actor testing HIV positive.
    The no fap challenge just got easier.

    http://www.latimes.com/local/la-me-hiv-actress-20130823,0,4183739.story

    Bollocks!!



    (urrgh change the camera angle)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,894 ✭✭✭UCDVet


    This could be just the opportunity Ireland needs....

    When the US stops production, Ireland will be primed to step in and meet the global demand. This could end the recession!

    PM me for me information....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,679 ✭✭✭hidinginthebush




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    longshanks wrote: »
    If you live by the sword, you'll die by the sword. As they say.

    Sword.

    She was from Swords?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    UCDVet wrote: »
    This could be just the opportunity Ireland needs....

    When the US stops production, Ireland will be primed to step in and meet the global demand. This could end the recession!

    PM me for me information....

    I can imagine it now, some Colin Farrell look a like going down on jacintha because she asked him to "mickey her" and him saying "breakfast, lunch and dinner.. err"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    She was from Swords?

    She loves Swords, could play with swords all day.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,901 ✭✭✭Howard Juneau


    Not the first time there had been a positive hiv test & it won't be the last. Just a nice soundbite to allay the fears of the Christian midwest, porn production begins again in 5.....4.....3....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭Zen65


    Why do they still make porn? Surely there is already so much out there nobody could have seen it all?

    Z


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,894 ✭✭✭UCDVet


    Zen65 wrote: »
    Why do they still make porn? Surely there is already so much out there nobody could have seen it all?

    Z

    True, but the same could be said of lots of media/art/entertainment.

    There are more books than any one person could ever read....but we still like to have new ones.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Asian it is then.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,193 ✭✭✭Wompa1


    UCDVet wrote: »
    This could be just the opportunity Ireland needs....

    When the US stops production, Ireland will be primed to step in and meet the global demand. This could end the recession!

    PM me for me information....

    Think of the tax breaks!


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Amateur ftw.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 942 ✭✭✭Real Life


    Theres already been enough made im sure to get me by for a while anyway


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    It should be noted that alot of well known porn stars are escorts on the side. It's such a messed up industry.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Mainstream porn bores me anyway. Amateur is so much hotter and so much better


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    It should be noted that alot of well known porn stars are escorts on the side. It's such a messed up industry.

    You mean they get paid to have sex? :eek:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,973 ✭✭✭Sh1tbag OToole


    Amateur ftw.

    Yep none of this mass produced commercial tack


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,973 ✭✭✭Sh1tbag OToole


    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Asian it is then.

    Pixelated vaginas everywhere.

    Most asian porn except the type above is made in the USA porn equivalent of Hollywood (just the same as real hollywood really). Using asian immigrants. So no cigar there

    The Dutch and the 6ermans should still be in action though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭kraggy


    Amateur ftw.

    cam4.com ftw


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    Lets make out own boards porn


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    i'll have to catch up on some of the old classics that I blew off in the past.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,166 ✭✭✭Stereomaniac


    I am not sure how I feel about this, but I am sure I can find some classics to remind myself later.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,771 ✭✭✭Dr. Bre


    who was the actor?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,973 ✭✭✭Sh1tbag OToole


    lkionm wrote: »
    Lets make out own boards porn

    Anyone have a spare haybarn?

    and a good power washer to clean up the mess


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 434 ✭✭Sprog 4


    Anyone have a spare haybarn?

    and a good power washer to clean up the mess

    Your name is taylor made for a male Irish porn star.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    You mean they get paid to have sex? :eek:

    ... :pac:

    But on a serious note they are all dirty sluts. Get paid to have sex on camera, get paid to have sex off camera. Messed up business altogether. Those Louis Therox documentaries really said it all.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


    This post has been deleted.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    So how will plumbers and delivery guys get paid now?


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    ... :pac:

    But on a serious note they are all dirty sluts. Get paid to have sex on camera, get paid to have sex off camera. Messed up business altogether. Those Louis Therox documentaries really said it all.

    Oh well if we're getting serious about it....

    How do you feel about the male porn stars? Seeing as you think the female ones are dirty sluts?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,269 ✭✭✭GalwayGuy2


    ... pacman.gif

    But on a serious note they are all dirty sluts. Get paid to have sex on camera, get paid to have sex off camera. Messed up business altogether. Those Louis Therox documentaries really said it all.

    You sound like a lovely person :rolleyes:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭Pj!


    Surely there's enough porn out there anyway?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    This post has been deleted.
    Afaik the HIV transmission rate among the US porn industry is multiple times lower than the national average. Making it probably statistically safer to be involved in bareback porn than bareback sex with a monogamous partner.

    That said, HIV isn't the only thing going around and apparently the non-fatal STIs are rampant in porn. Something to think about the next time you're admiring someone's ladybits on the screen :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,904 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    UCDVet wrote: »
    This could be just the opportunity Ireland needs....

    When the US stops production, Ireland will be primed to step in and meet the global demand. This could end the recession!

    PM me for me information....

    They make the odd porno over here I think.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 960 ✭✭✭cletus van damme


    seamus wrote: »
    Afaik the HIV transmission rate among the US porn industry is multiple times lower than the national average. Making it probably statistically safer to be involved in bareback porn than bareback sex with a monogamous partner.

    That said, HIV isn't the only thing going around and apparently the non-fatal STIs are rampant in porn. Something to think about the next time you're admiring someone's ladybits on the screen :p

    i'm not saying you are wrong but i remember channel 4 had a documentary on Ron Jeremy years ago and he was saying he never caught anything from working in porn

    he had gonorrhea once but that before he was doing porn.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,904 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    A lot of porn stars seem to kill themselves, it must really mess with their heads.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    seamus wrote: »
    Afaik the HIV transmission rate among the US porn industry is multiple times lower than the national average. Making it probably statistically safer to be involved in bareback porn than bareback sex with a monogamous partner.


    I was just about to say "Ahh here!", but then you finished with this-
    That said, HIV isn't the only thing going around and apparently the non-fatal STIs are rampant in porn. Something to think about the next time you're admiring someone's ladybits on the screen :p


    Thrush is actually one of the most common infections in the pornography business, followed closely by chlamydia and gonorrhea. I'm not sure about the stats on HPV but it's been a while since I gawked at the figures...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Oh well if we're getting serious about it....

    How do you feel about the male porn stars? Seeing as you think the female ones are dirty sluts?


    I thought he was referring to male porn stars tbh as it's more common for male porn stars to supplement their income by moonlighting as escorts. I think it's actually one industry where women can earn more than men, that and the fashion industry...


    Read that somewhere, honest :o :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    Oh well if we're getting serious about it....

    How do you feel about the male porn stars? Seeing as you think the female ones are dirty sluts?

    Just as bad. I am not sexist.
    GalwayGuy2 wrote: »
    You sound like a lovely person rolleyes.png

    Do you know anything about the porn industry? :confused: Have you not watched any documentaries? have you not heard anything?

    But hey, I must be a terrible person because I called them all dirty sluts, right? Ahhh the industry isnt full of prostitution, drugs, doesnt mess with peoples heads or anything. All the documentaries are a lie! because wait, GalywayGuy2 from boards.ie said so in his vast knowledge without researching anything! They are lovely upstanding and of high morals people.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,973 ✭✭✭Sh1tbag OToole


    Just as bad. I am not sexist.



    Do you know anything about the porn industry? :confused: Have you not watched any documentaries? have you not heard anything?

    But hey, I must be a terrible person because I called them all dirty sluts, right? Ahhh the industry isnt full of prostitution, drugs, doesnt mess with peoples heads or anything. All the documentaries are a lie! because wait, GalywayGuy2 from boards.ie said so in his vast knowledge without researching anything! They are lovely upstanding and of high morals people.

    The men also usually arent even paid well, start taking viagra very young, then they have to start injecting stuff into their schlong and when the damn thing stops working all they can do is write 'porn star' on their CV and find another career.

    But there's at least a niche for every age and size of woman


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,735 ✭✭✭dar100


    Zen65 wrote: »
    Why do they still make porn? Surely there is already so much out there nobody could have seen it all?

    Z

    The rule is, you only watch a couple of minutes of a porn film. So you get through a fair amount of it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,904 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    The men also usually arent even paid well, start taking viagra very young, then they have to start injecting stuff into their schlong and when the damn thing stops working all they can do is write 'porn star' on their CV and find another career.

    But there's at least a niche for every age and size of woman

    I'm not so sure, I don't know of any female porn star who has had a career of any sort once her porn days were finished.

    Or maybe I'm wrong?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,969 ✭✭✭laoch na mona


    lkionm wrote: »
    Lets make out own boards porn

    all potential porn stars pm me a pic and I'll arrange your audition :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 829 ✭✭✭Eoin247


    I'm not so sure, I don't know of any female porn star who has had a career of any sort once her porn days were finished.

    Or maybe I'm wrong?

    What about Ms. Lovelace ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 75 ✭✭Sandypants


    all potential porn stars pm me a pic and I'll arrange your audition :D


    Do u need any particular qualifications to apply!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,904 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    Eoin247 wrote: »
    What about Ms. Lovelace ;)

    I think she had bad luck from the minute that film came out, fairly tame stuff compared to what you see today.


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