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atheism/Alpha Centauri/Confused Ban& Enda.

  • 25-08-2013 4:48am
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭shane9689


    Blank Space.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Blank canvas.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Blankety Blank!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,706 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Mmmm, babies. Delicious, delicious babies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,644 ✭✭✭✭lazygal


    Biscuits. Always, always biscuits.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 18,657 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Black Oil


    The mystery of nothingness.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,588 ✭✭✭swampgas


    shane9689 wrote: »
    Blank Space.
    Is this the condensed version of John Waters' latest piece?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,788 ✭✭✭MrPudding


    swampgas wrote: »
    Is this the condensed version of John Waters' latest piece?

    If only.

    MrP


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Kivaro


    The mystery of nothingness.

    Billions on this planet seem to believe in it (nothingness).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20 Dindsenchas


    Sarky wrote: »
    Blankety Blank!

    Chequebook and pen!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,407 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Oh, bad luck......

    And let's see what you could've won!

    :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭recedite


    A ticket for a trip* to Paradise!

    *terms & conditions apply;
    not valid for travel during your lifetime
    no trip advice or reviews available


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,018 ✭✭✭legspin


    recedite wrote: »
    A ticket for a trip* to Paradise!

    *terms & conditions apply;
    not valid for travel during your lifetime
    no trip advice or reviews available**


    ** May contain nuts.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    legspin wrote: »
    ** May contain nuts.

    I propose this as comment of the month.

    Any seconders?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,018 ✭✭✭legspin


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    I propose this as comment of the month.

    Any seconders?

    :o


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Sabrina Skinny Pita


    The final frontier


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,407 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    bluewolf wrote: »
    The final frontier

    Nah. That'd be Captain Kirk's third ear.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,014 ✭✭✭Baked.noodle


    Are we free?

    Are we free because God does not exist? If God did exist then everything is surly a result of its will! Surly I must reject an all-powerful creator in order to be truly free. No deity should determine the substance and course of my life and so I hope beyond hope that chance provided me with choice. Rationally speaking however; chance is no more free than determinism. Are we free because God does exist? Without the magical power of a interventionist deity it is rational to conclude we are determined by the physical nature of the universe, even if it is random. I can never be free unless a God magically creates a paradox of freedom despite the physical determinism all around me.

    If God does not exist there is nobody to care if we are free, save ourselves. We accept the order of things and hope deterministic processes change things for the better, for us. If God does exist why would he make everything happen in accordance with his absolute will? If I was God would I determine, determine, determine, or let a little freedom pose the unexpected. Determining every little thing in the universe forever must be very tedious. Is life worth living without freedom, even for a deity? Can a God itself really be free without the magic of the unexpected? Sure, he could control every little detail, but could he like somebody? Could he really have a preference, a choice? Is it the intentional that is the wild card which releases us all? We can hope for the best; that there is an arguably benevolent deity that magically creates choice for everybody's benefit. And even if God falls short of this lofty aspiration, even if it is somewhat selfish; is it just as well we are free even if only for its own amusement. To choose freely is an exercise that undercuts the solid core of physical reality. It explodes the inevitable and enables the regrettable. I believe in freedom, because just believing in God given gift of freedom sets me free. Free of the assumption of inevitability. So I believe I am free. What’s your excuse?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,585 ✭✭✭lynski


    thanks, i have not been able to go out and get drunk for awhile, because of babies and breastfeeding and well money too, but you have just given me the vicarious experience of shooting the breeze and setting the world to right after copious imbibing of mainly guinness that i have been sadly lacking. Cheers man, now drink some water and go to bed, work in the morning.


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 28,536 Mod ✭✭✭✭Cabaal


    bluewolf wrote: »
    The final frontier

    what would god want with a starship?


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    Freedom.
    Liberation.
    Independence.
    Self-determination.
    And of course, hedonism. :)


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  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Sabrina Skinny Pita


    Cabaal wrote: »
    what would god want with a starship?

    He could spin it around and go "vroom vroom!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Cabaal wrote: »
    what would god want with a starship?

    What did he want with a universe?


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    What did he want with a universe?

    A large board game?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Beruthiel wrote: »
    A large board game?

    Possibly - but as he is apparently the only God that's a bit pathetic sad really.

    Oh, oh such a lonely God...*











    *possibly because he is a bit of a psycho who doesn't play well with other gods.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,630 ✭✭✭gaynorvader


    “Some would ask, how could a perfect God create a universe filled with so much that is evil. They have missed a greater conundrum: why would a perfect God create a universe at all?” – Sister Miriam Godwinson


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    “Some would ask, how could a perfect God create a universe filled with so much that is evil.

    Well, this is why my board game theory fits perfectly.
    One player plays the good side and the other plays evil.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Beruthiel wrote: »
    Well, this is why my board game theory fits perfectly.
    One player plays the good side and the other plays evil.

    But...but...there can be only one....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,201 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    Oh, oh such a lonely God...*

    Andrew Gold's Lonely Boy has now infected my brain. :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Pherekydes wrote: »
    Andrew Gold's Lonely Boy has now infected my brain. :(

    Me too but I managed to eject it with Tim Minchin's Not Perfect



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    What if God was one of us?

    Answer me THAT athesits!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Sarky wrote: »
    What if God was one of us?

    Answer me THAT athesits!

    If that is the case we are even deeper in the cosmic doo-doo than I feared.


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Sabrina Skinny Pita


    Sarky wrote: »
    What if God was one of us?

    Answer me THAT athesits!

    I do like a good sit


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Sarky wrote: »
    What if God was one of us?

    Answer me THAT athesits!
    It's like having 10,000 souls when all you need is a life. Isn't it idolic.


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 28,536 Mod ✭✭✭✭Cabaal


    Sarky wrote: »
    What if God was one of us?

    Answer me THAT athesits!



    ...Oh, no wait, thought you said something else


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,562 ✭✭✭eyescreamcone


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    But...but...there can be only one....

    Always two there are, no more no less. A master and an apprentice.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,562 ✭✭✭eyescreamcone


    What if god is so modest that he doesn't believe that he is a supernatural being?

    What if god is, in fact, an atheist?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,097 ✭✭✭kiffer


    Does God know what made God?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    kiffer wrote: »
    Does God know what made God?

    Gawd noes evertink.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭recedite


    What if god is so modest that he doesn't believe that he is a supernatural being?

    What if god is, in fact, an atheist?
    Its a bit like me and my goldfish.
    Even though I don't consider myself to be supernatural and omnipotent, I still expect him to look on me as if I was. Otherwise, I might just smite him down the toilet.

    I suppose its "the theory of god relativity".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,232 ✭✭✭Brian Shanahan


    bluewolf wrote: »
    The final frontier

    The undiscovered country.
    Beruthiel wrote: »
    A large board game?

    It'd have to be a very simple one with few rules though.
    “Some would ask, how could a perfect God create a universe filled with so much that is evil. They have missed a greater conundrum: why would a perfect God create a universe at all?” – Sister Miriam Godwinson

    SMAC or SMAC-X?
    What if god is, in fact, an atheist?

    Read The Last Continent for the answer to that conundrum.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,450 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    OK so so far we've had Blankety Blank,*

    "Are we free?",

    "Here's what you could've won" (Bullseye was SO cruel...)

    how about "Christians, don't like it up 'em" :pac:






    *Blankety Blank, Blankety Blank *boom boom*
    Blankety Blank, Blankety Blank *boom boom*
    Blankety Blank, Blankety Blank, Blankety Blank *boom boom boom boom boom boom-boom-boom*

    Supermatch Game Supermatch Game Supermatch Game. Supermatch GAME!


    Yeah, thanks VERY much whoever it was who reminded me of that :rolleyes:
    How to get rid?

    In Cavan there was a great fire / Judge McCarthy was sent to inquire / It would be a shame / If the nuns were to blame / So it had to be caused by a wire.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    Sarky wrote: »
    What if God was one of us?

    Answer me THAT athesits!

    Oh, how convenient! A way of looking for God that doesn't require looking through a telescope. Get back to work!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,630 ✭✭✭gaynorvader


    ...

    SMAC or SMAC-X?

    ...

    Got it in one! SMAC, made me think when I was playing it the first time. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭Daemonic


    Sarky wrote: »
    What if God was one of us?

    Answer me THAT athesits!
    Then he needs a self help book.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,232 ✭✭✭Brian Shanahan


    Got it in one! SMAC, made me think when I was playing it the first time. :D

    "Please don't go. The drones need you. They look up to you."

    Fantastic storyline to that game, even if it were massively imba.

    There is a very good mod for civ 4 based off it, called Planetfall. All praise and glory to CFC's Maniac.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    "Please don't go. The drones need you. They look up to you."

    Fantastic storyline to that game, even if it were massively imba.

    There is a very good mod for civ 4 based off it, called Planetfall. All praise and glory to CFC's Maniac.

    I understood most of the words in that post, but once they were combined into sentences understanding eluded me.

    :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,407 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    ^^

    +10

    :confused:

    May its because I'm old...

    :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Pfft, old people these days...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,407 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Sarky wrote: »
    Pfft, old people these days...
    Heh. By the time you're old, we'll have been old for aaaaages. We'll be really good at it, and you'll be confused and feeling a little out of sync. We'll see who's laughing then!

    Ye young scallywag, ye...

    :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,097 ✭✭✭kiffer


    It's very simple, you see smac is a drug used to addle ones brains until you think it makes sense to melt the polar icecaps and nerve staple the drones, but first you have to repeal the UN charter and dig a giant borehole full of hunterseeker algorithms.


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