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"We don't talk to dirty bikers"

  • 18-08-2013 10:59pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 872 ✭✭✭


    Came across this today, I thought it was very well put....


    To the family in the red SUV at Tim Horton’s today.
    Yes I am a big 280 lbs guy with motorcycles
    and a full of tattoos, I am a welder, I am loud,
    I drink beer, I swear and I look like I would eat
    your soul if you stare at me wrong.

    What you don’t know is that I have been happily
    married for 11 years, my kids call me daddy,

    I am a college graduate, my mother is proud
    of me and tells everyone how lucky she is to
    have such a wonderful son,

    my nieces and nephews are always happy to
    see there m’nonci Luc,

    when my daughter broke her arm I cried more
    than she did.

    I read books, I help people, I go out of my way
    to thank war veterans and I even cried at Armageddon…

    So next time I smile and say hi to your little girl
    and you grab her and tell her
    “No no dear we don’t talk to dirty bikers”

    remember that even tho you hurt my feelings
    this “dirty biker” would be the first person to run
    into your burning house to save your little girls
    gold fish so she wouldn’t be sad!!!!
    ..

    Remember never judge a book by its cover.


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1 ngraphtt


    Amen.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,101 ✭✭✭Max Headroom


    Sounds like an apology to me.........we shouldnt hav to defend ourselves...imo....;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭peckerhead


    A snapped-off wing mirror is worth a thousand words.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,026 ✭✭✭serious3


    but it works the other way too!!, i met up with a group of bikers from limerick all in the same backpatch club at the ferry port in dublin, me being a friendly soul enquired after where they were going etc to be met with "custom show" and very little else! maybe its because i was on a touring triumph wearing leathers and i didn't have long hair or lots of tattoo's....oh hang on its because i hadnt done a wierd apprenticeship and initiation into their gang:D
    i was even ignored when i waved a cheery goodbye when they pulled in just off the ferry, lost lots of sleep wondering what i was missing out on!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,907 ✭✭✭✭CJhaughey


    You meet **** in all walks of life.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,026 ✭✭✭serious3


    CJhaughey wrote: »
    You meet **** in all walks of life.

    all 16 at once tho?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,329 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    The guy in the SUV was right if he was on a Harley :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,195 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Ballacks to that. I hate goldfish. :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,044 ✭✭✭Wossack


    wtf

    'I look like I would eat your soul if you stare at me wrong', and then gets 'upset' cause someone stopped their kid talking to him?

    what a fuckwit

    htfu welder boy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Yeah it's been doing the rounds a while now. Anyone know if it's even real?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,101 ✭✭✭Max Headroom


    biko wrote: »
    Yeah it's been doing the rounds a while now. Anyone know if it's even real?


    Guessin its probably a "Christian" biker..............:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,501 ✭✭✭BrokenArrows


    biko wrote: »
    Yeah it's been doing the rounds a while now. Anyone know if it's even real?

    It sounds like one of those BS posts on facebook designed to get likes!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 872 ✭✭✭P.K.M.


    biko wrote: »
    Yeah it's been doing the rounds a while now. Anyone know if it's even real?

    Probably not to be fair... LOL


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Little one legged orphan Timmy has cancer, like this post if you want him to get better :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 647 ✭✭✭Burlap_Sack


    Did you really cry at Armageddon? :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 872 ✭✭✭P.K.M.


    Did you really cry at Armageddon? :pac:

    Well, can't speak for anyone else...but I didn't!!! :D *sniff* :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭Interceptor


    Ah whats the point in wandering through a supermarket, leaving your dark visor down, wearing a Power Ranger suit and wearing squeaky Sidis if you can't frighten the odd shopkeeper. I bite the heads off chickens for a laugh and all.

    'cptr


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    serious3 wrote: »
    but it works the other way too!!, i met up with a group of bikers from limerick all in the same backpatch club at the ferry port in dublin, me being a friendly soul enquired after where they were going etc to be met with "custom show" and very little else! maybe its because i was on a touring triumph wearing leathers and i didn't have long hair or lots of tattoo's....oh hang on its because i hadnt done a wierd apprenticeship and initiation into their gang:D
    i was even ignored when i waved a cheery goodbye when they pulled in just off the ferry, lost lots of sleep wondering what i was missing out on!!!!!

    You should have worn your Sons of Anarchy hoodie and cut ~ they love that sh*t :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,101 ✭✭✭Max Headroom


    ......."when my daughter broke her arm I cried more
    than she did...."

    Guilt............


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,013 ✭✭✭✭Wonda-Boy


    Well if he was a dirty smelly biker I wouldnt say hello either....costs nothing to wash your arse!

    :pac::pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 354 ✭✭Bandito909


    It sounds like one of those BS posts on facebook designed to get likes!

    Either that or a paedo trying to make excuses! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    It's the quiet, unassuming types you have to look out for!


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