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The Blowies Awards Ceremony

  • 18-08-2013 9:47pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭


    Welcome to the 2nd anuall LC award ceremony, THE BLOWIE’S.

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    Corvo and I are your incredibley humble hosts for this evening of magic and wonder.

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    Now, I am sure there are some of you out there wondering what exactly the Bowies’ are. Well that is a very simple question to answer; the Bowies’ are an award ceremony where we recognise the achievements of people in our awesome community who have inhabited the three incarnations of the off topic thread by placating them with meaningless awards. The awards themselves have been nominated and voted for by you the people, meaning much like the Eurovision the results have little bearing on talent or skill of any kind. The results are in and have not been in any way independently verified, and we are still accepting bribes in the categories of best male and female poster, please feel free to PM either myself or Corvo if you are interested.


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,988 ✭✭✭Monsieur Folie


    Woo, the time has come!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,671 ✭✭✭✭Daniel7740




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,672 ✭✭✭ScummyMan


    YOU SPELT THE NAME OF THE AWARDS WRONG.

    TWICE!!!!!!

    :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,753 ✭✭✭Vito Corleone


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,446 ✭✭✭Corvo Attano


    Get comfortable people and let the suspense build coming up to the release of the first award


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,780 ✭✭✭jamo2oo9


    Can't spell annual either...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,671 ✭✭✭✭Daniel7740


    who cares about spellings, just tell us who won!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 571 ✭✭✭Parawhore.xD


    Who shall be the lucky recipient of the first Blowie of the night? And, more importantly, will they be getting it from Corv or Decisions? ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,159 ✭✭✭yournerd


    So excited :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,988 ✭✭✭Monsieur Folie


    Spelling is not important tonight lads. Just soak up the atmosphere and enjoy the wonderful blowies!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,672 ✭✭✭ScummyMan


    The tension is killing me :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,671 ✭✭✭✭Daniel7740


    the tension is un bearable




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,971 ✭✭✭✭peekachoo


    Please welcome our first musical guest:


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,780 ✭✭✭jamo2oo9


    Sorry F5 button for any excessive pressing I may use over the next 60 minutes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,988 ✭✭✭Monsieur Folie


    Wow, the entertainment is top notch!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,446 ✭✭✭Corvo Attano


    First Award at 11
    Who shall be the lucky recipient of the first Blowie of the night? And, more importantly, will they be getting it from Corv or Decisions? ;)

    We have that organised. Two halves.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭Prodigious


    Came home specifically for these :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,971 ✭✭✭✭peekachoo



    We have that organised. Two halves.

    tag team champions ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,671 ✭✭✭✭Daniel7740


    Prodigious wrote: »
    Came home specifically for these :P

    fashionably late aswell... well played prod!




    which award is first boyos?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭decisions


    We are going to kick off this fantastic evening with the award for BEST POST.

    Over the last two years we have filled 2 Off Topics as well as thousands of posts across the forum so it's bound to be difficult to pick out exactly what is the single best post, and in fact we didn’t. There were two which proved particularly memorable. But first the runners up
    3rd
    Pat Kenny says its too late for cramming. LIES!
    2nd
    LCS wrote:
    you can get answers one way but they can't be verified another way, basic triangular principles were violated and as a result I feel violated.
    &
    Colm! wrote:
    1st
    Raekwondo wrote:
    Btw, what way should I go about shifting a girl with braces? Any different to a normal shift? Always afraid i'd cut my toungue lol
    &
    Man.ULad wrote:
    Were you in an orange dress by any chance no?
    peekachoo wrote:
    Yeah i was actually :eek:
    Man.ULad wrote:
    :eek: I picked you off the floor at one stage!!

    Enjoy your award :)

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 482 ✭✭woopah92


    Boooo!!!11!1!


    (We're allowed to heckle, right?)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,446 ✭✭✭Corvo Attano


    Wear the badge proudly winners.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,671 ✭✭✭✭Daniel7740




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,672 ✭✭✭ScummyMan


    Woooop :D I feel i should make some sort of a speech!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,158 ✭✭✭✭HugsiePie


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,671 ✭✭✭✭Daniel7740


    SPEECH!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,971 ✭✭✭✭peekachoo


    oh my goodness!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 571 ✭✭✭Parawhore.xD


    Woooop :D

    All ya wanted was the shift, now you got a blowie;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,671 ✭✭✭✭Daniel7740


    All ya wanted was the shift, now you got a blowie;)

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,158 ✭✭✭✭HugsiePie


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,672 ✭✭✭ScummyMan


    All ya wanted was the shift, now you got a blowie;)

    Greatest night of my life.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,158 ✭✭✭✭HugsiePie


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  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    Corvo for bragger of the year!

    spurious and LCS


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,971 ✭✭✭✭peekachoo


    Greatest night of my life.

    we'er all waiting for your speech! I'm too busy falling up the stairs :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,696 ✭✭✭outnumbered


    Gosh ye are filthy!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,446 ✭✭✭Corvo Attano


    Shh shh shh. Would the winners like to make a short speech on that experience? Dosent have to be long. 5 to 8 lines or more if your up to it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,671 ✭✭✭✭Daniel7740


    we want to hear the full story again! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭Jackobyte


    Sorry I'm late

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,158 ✭✭✭✭HugsiePie




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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭decisions


    Our next award is for Bragger of the Year.

    From time to time we all brag a little, but our winner tonight took this to a whole new level. So much so, that our other candidates for this award seem modest in comparison.

    3rd Prodge

    2nd Corvo (who is so arragent that he voted for himself)

    But even Corvo is no match for the bragger that is your winner, with a whopping 55% of the vote

    LeavingCertStudent


    Who famously said
    It hurts being as superior as I am

    Enjoy your blowie ;)

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭Prodigious


    The only blowie the poor bastard will ever get :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,446 ✭✭✭Corvo Attano


    I couldnt compete. Well done LCS. Nobody can say you didnt deserve it.

    Just look at that badge. So jealous.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 571 ✭✭✭Parawhore.xD


    Prodigious wrote: »
    The only blowie the poor bastard will ever get :D
    No one likes a sore loser Prodgie :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,672 ✭✭✭ScummyMan


    Shh shh shh. Would the winners like to make a short speech on that experience? Dosent have to be long. 5 to 8 lines or more if your up to it.

    Wow, where to start?

    There I was, dancing away to my self on Grad night in the local club. Suddenly this hot blonde, slightly drunk, walked past me. Damn she was stunning, 6ft, long legs, eyes to die for.






    No, that wasn't peeks :D

    I turned around to see a helpless girl in an orange dress tumble on the dance floor right in front of me. Being the polite courteous fellow I am, I kindly gave her a hand up.

    The rest I'll leave to yere imagination!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 850 ✭✭✭0mega


    Oh no.. can the hosts tell if people voted for themselves?

    I'm in for an awkward moment later :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,446 ✭✭✭Corvo Attano


    0mega wrote: »
    Oh no.. can the hosts tell if people voted for themselves?

    I'm in for an awkward moment later :o

    Only if ya win :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,971 ✭✭✭✭peekachoo


    Wow, where to start?

    There I was, dancing away to my self on Grad night in the local club. Suddenly this hot blonde, slightly drunk, walked past me. Damn she was stunning, 6ft, long legs, eyes to die for.






    No, that wasn't peeks :D

    I turned around to see a helpless girl in an orange dress tumble on the dance floor right in front of me. Being the polite courteous fellow I am, I kindly gave her a hand up.

    The rest I'll leave to yere imagination!

    ha
    Ha
    Ha
    Ha



    ...


    dick.

    :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,671 ✭✭✭✭Daniel7740


    Wow, where to start?

    There I was, dancing away to my self on Grad night in the local club. Suddenly this hot blonde, slightly drunk, walked past me. Damn she was stunning, 6ft, long legs, eyes to die for.






    No, that wasn't peeks :D

    I turned around to see a helpless girl in an orange dress tumble on the dance floor right in front of me. Being the polite courteous fellow I am, I kindly gave her a hand up.

    The rest I'll leave to yere imagination!

    absolutely beautiful <3 :')


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,446 ✭✭✭Corvo Attano


    Since LCS isnt here a speech wont be given but he'll be notified


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