Worst spelling you have seen

thecatspjs

She meant 'immense' and spelled 'emence'.

ffs.

I know there is just plenty of ****ty grammar on the web and all, but this is outrageous.

frozenfrozen

dno

wazky

fckd if i no

Vincent Vega

I can't remember where, or what it was about but I once heard someone say that another person was 'blowing it out of precautions'.
Ye know, just incase.

thecatspjs

wazky wrote: »

fckd if i no

The needless shortening of words is bad too, but I'm trying to vent some rage about people just getting a word so completely wrong that they shouldn't be using it.

Sir Osis of Liver.

Can you be more pacific?

suicide_circus

Vincent Vega wrote: »

incase.

Not sure if being ironic or stupid.

Bipolar Joe

"Thought" and "Taught." I instantly read "I am an idiot and should not have much attention paid to me."

Czarcasm

thecatspjs wrote: »

She meant 'immense' and spelled 'emence'.

ffs.

I know there is just plenty of ****ty grammar on the web and all, but this is outrageous.

How do you cope?

castletownman

Londonderry

thecatspjs

Czarcasm wrote: »

How do you cope?

Posting about it on internet forums mostly

Al Capwned

A guy involved in our football team spells one of the lads names 'Mahal'

His name is Mulhall...

greedygoblin

One thing that really annoys me is when people use "of" in place of "have" (example: "I should of ....").

ColeTrain

thecatspjs wrote: »

The needless shortening of words is bad too, but I'm trying to vent some rage about people just getting a word so completely wrong that they shouldn't be using it.

Don't be such a pre madonna

EdenHazard

Everything on youtube

NickDunne

Time Waisters :pac:

Too Tough To Die

Retalivity

languagenerd

Saw someone complaining about "trenchal rain" once

fussyonion

I see cases of awful spelling on a daily basis, thanks to Facebook.
One girl has a habit of saying "Misses", instead of "Missus".
"Howya misses".

Also see a lot of "Y dnt ppl jst mnd der own bizness like wen has my life bcum ur concern grrr jst annoys me cos der all ticks and at d end of d day its my life anal" (Anal-"And all".)

"I keep loosing me phone".
You keep loosing it? Don't you mean "lose"?

Ol' Donie

greedygoblin wrote: »

One thing that really annoys me is when people use "of" in place of "have" (example: "I should of ....").

Bugs the hell out of me, that one.

thecatspjs

I recall a time when girls took to wearing their boyfriend's 'colon'.

force eleven

Your a spelling nazi do you here me? Looser.

Pherekydes

For all intensive purposes, you know what they mean.

Noone gives a crap about spelling any more.

ColeTrain

thecatspjs wrote: »

I recall a time when girls took to wearing their boyfriend's 'colon'.

Smelt like ****e I'd say!

greedygoblin

thecatspjs wrote: »

I recall a time when girls took to wearing their boyfriend's 'colon'.

Was she one of those cereal killer types?
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I'll get my coat

greedygoblin

languagenerd wrote: »

Saw someone complaining about "trenchal rain" once

Had to read that word three times before I understood the meaning of it!

PizzamanIRL

greedygoblin wrote: »

Had to read that word three times before I understood the meaning of it!

It has no meaning.

Senna

In primary school I had to write "lines" for running around the class and getting caught by the teacher, I wrote "I must stick in my seet" 100 times.

wil

Tori

Godawful actress/wannabe

EdenHazard

EdenHazard wrote: »

Everything on youtube

Especially if you type '1337' while watching a video. :pac:

1ZRed

Who even cares about or remembers this shit?

Is this what a sober Saturday night is really like?? :eek:

Pang

Orange spelt with a r,q and l.

I was shocked.

languagenerd

greedygoblin wrote: »

Had to read that word three times before I understood the meaning of it!

Works best if you read it in a stereotypical Dublin accent

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

It has no meaning.

Oh, I assure you it does

IvySlayer

I hate bad grammer.

thecatspjs

Pang wrote: »

Orange spelt with a r,q and l.

I was shocked.

But but but, orange already has an 'r'. Curious about the q and l though.

MattHelders

"I had anofe to eat"

Pang

thecatspjs wrote: »

But but but, orange already has an 'r'. Curious about the q and l though.

Oops, threw the r in there by accident Let's just say what was written did not resemble 'orange'.

I think the person in question was later diagnosed with dyslexia. I just remember being shocked!

Pang

I have seen 'sexy' spelt as sxci.

I thought it was pretty pointless to change it.

kleefarr

It's a never ending struggle.

Dick Masterson

Seen some retard in my area on my Facebook ticker spell memories as "memerys".

We were in primary school together and he could barely read at the age of 13.

Garzard

The amount of people online who confuse "there" with "their" and "they're" is mad.

kleefarr

Don't mention the apostrophe!
I know it's not easy to get right all the time, but once you learn the principle it's fairly straight forward I'd have thought.

Eeden

I'm not a spelling Nazi, but did see "au fait" spelled as offey in an email recently.

Garzard

Garzard wrote: »

The amount of people online who confuse "there" with "their" and "they're" is mad.

Also 'loose' instead of 'lose'.

IvaBigWun

Without getting into grammar nazi stuff, I used to know someone who used "to" where "too" was required and their texts werent lazy textspeak so it wasnt short hand.

This person has a degree.

kleefarr

IvaBigWun wrote: »

Without getting into grammar nazi stuff, I used to know someone who used "to" where "too" was required and their texts weren't lazy text speak so it wasn't short hand.

This person has a degree.

Fixed that for you.

Geansai Rua

As mentioned above using the word 'anal' instead of 'and all' has made for some interesting conversations on the ould Facebook.

And its crazy how many people I have seen doing it without realising they are talking about their arsehole

Ice Storm

'Where' instead of 'were'. :mad:

Diarmuid1995

Defiantly instead of definitely really gets on my nerves

dechol

Saw something on adverts described several times in the ad as "bran new":o

dee_mc

I know someone who uses 'taht' and 'tat' instead of the word 'that' in text messages. It makes me cringe every time.