Weird Dreams

Jester252

So last night I had the one hell of a weird dream. I'm at a house that's not mine, strapped with a flame thrower and molotovs. The Mega Powers (Hulk Hogan and Macho Man Randy Savage) and I have been tasked to clean out a barn full of zombies. So we go in and just burn the place down. The barn and all the zombies are destroyed.
We are all celebrating when Randy hits me with a clothesline and body slams Hogan. As we are getting up Randy begins to float in the air a la Magneto. All of a sudden I have a machine gun and with Hogan we fight and defeat Randy.
After the long fight Hogan and I are lying in the grass when two fighter jets fly overhead. One of them launches a week as$ rocket which does nothing apart from giving off some smoke.
The fighter jet lands and the pilot arrests Hogan. I didn't hear what Hogan said to the pilot but I end up in the cuff and Hogan just walks away. The fighter pilot puts me into the back of a garda car (why did he show up in the plane?) and takes me to the nearest garda station. We get half way there when he lets me out and tells me he is going to arrest me tomorrow.
I wake up after that to non-stop knocking on the front door from my mum who forgot her keys and was locked out.

So has anyone else here every had weird dream that just stuck with them.

mattjack

Them Power Ranger pyjamas are gone to your head .

endacl

Isn't it obvious? You fancy the Hulkster.

The Backwards Man

When I was seven I dreamt that the Loch Ness monster came over the sea from Scotland (obviously) and flattened my house when I was taking out the ashes and my Mum was inside baking them chocolate rice crispy thingys.

Haunts me to this day.

PirateShampoo

I analyse dreams for a living, and yours tell your a closet homosexual who has a thing for older butch guys with mustaches and baby oil.

greedygoblin

Are you sure you woke up? It could be a dream within a dream!

razorblunt

You never said your vitamins and took your payers before bed time brother.

mattjack

razorblunt wrote: »

You never said your vitamins and took your payers before bed time brother.

Nor did you by the looks of that post.

castletownman

I had a dream ages ago which started with me getting in a fight with Luis Suarez in my uncle's field after he had thrown a stone at me.

Even my sub-conscience must think that he's a prick, because it changed tack altogether and transformed the dream into a dirty one involving me riding some girl from town that I usually don't find attractive in the corner of the same field.

Bit odd change of course

Rasheed

I dreamt I met a Boardsie. I haven't meet him before in real life, haven't a clue what he looks like but I dreamt I met him. Don't like the crap he posts and be turned out to be a utter tool in my dream too.

( I'm obviously on this too much)

stefan idiot jones

An Orangutan sucking me off.


Cider influenced.

fonecrusher1

Wrestling with big macho muscle dudes? Definitely a gay dream. Be happy in yourself. Peace.

RikkFlair

Dreamt that I didn't pass the audition to star in the OP's dream and he picked Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage instead.

MurdyWurdy

I had a sex dream about David Beckham once - he was great in the dream.

However, I don't fancy David Beckham at all, he's the farthest from the type of guys I normally fancy (nerdy, smart guys). No idea why on earth I dreamed about him in that way.

Jester252

RikkFlair wrote: »

Dreamt that I didn't pass the audition to star in the OP's dream and he picked Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage instead.

How can you fight zombies with a figure four?

sbsquarepants

Dream i had last night was filthy! I don't normally have sex dreams.
It's lucky others can't see them because i'd be locked away for the protection of society for this filth.....it was good though!:D

The Backwards Man

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

An Orangutan sucking me off.


Cider influenced.

Did he turn you every which way but loose?

stefan idiot jones

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Did he turn you every which way but loose?

Hey, I'm not fu@kin' gay !!!!

Nemeses

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

Hey, I'm not fu@kin' gay !!!!

Your dream states otherwise....

Its ok to be gay you know...Geez

stefan idiot jones

The Orangutan in question had lipstick and a perm.

Mr Freeze

I had a dream recently, that I was getting my teeth cleaned and they knocked out one of my front teeth.

And then a friend of mine tried to fix it, with a hammer, and he hammered the tooth back in, and then to make sure it didn't fall out, hammered a nail (or bit of wire or something) through it into the tooth beside it to make it stay in place.

I was most relived when I woke up.

razorblunt

mattjack wrote: »

Nor did you by the looks of that post.

I hate using the face palm and I hate using the rolleyes but you deserve both.

Red Nissan

Ye, last night I went to visit a liner that was 'parked' at the Rochestown Park Hotel. That was a novelty as that location is inland.

As we watched a monkey seemingly got loose and ran up the securing line and shook the ship at its moorings and disappeared into the anker port. The ship then took up slack and I assumed it was leaving.

Disappointed, I said we should leave to get a better view of the ship as it was apparently sailing early. I took a high point, in reality there is no high point, and I could not see the ship so I left. I was with someone, presumably my wife.

Later I heard that the hotel had been destroyed and a ship floundered, impossible I thought, we were only just there. We [now we] returned and indeed, where we had been standing, was in the sea [which should not be there anyway] and if we had stayed we'd be in the water with all the others.

The liner was broken into bits and people were clinging to it and jumping into the sea and swimming ashore and drowning and clinging on and slipping off. I wanted to get a better view, so I took my 500mm tele lens [which I don't own] to walk out onto part of the ship embedded in the rocks and took pictures of those drowning and the rescue efforts and filmed R117 as she circled and circled.

Then my wife got bored and wanted to go home, she did not care about the dying, the ship wreck, the fact that it should not be here, the destruction of the hotel [which is inland and not seaside as in my dream] so we walked off what resembled an aircraft wing and got into our Red Nissan and started to drive home from Crosshaven.

I was wondering how this mixup could have happened, the hotel is not in Crosshaven, but the ship did break its moorings when our monkey got mad and broke it's lead and started the ships engines in a fit of temper which broke it asunder and threw passengers and visitors into the sea with many drownings, and I awoke as I don't own a monkey.

Anesthetize

Last night I had a weird dream where Ellen Page was playing Gaelic football. She was fairly good at it too and was well able to stick the ball over the bar.

I just felt like sharing this with AH.

catallus

Ellen Page is 5'1".

I call bull****

Hammer89

I swear on the lives of my family and friends this is true:

I had a dream I was being raped by Ashley Williams. Now, those of you unfamiliar with football could mistake Ashley Williams for a woman. I could see that being the name of a pretty young actress or something, but it's actually a big black man who plays for Swansea City.

But that's not even the weirdest part. He had a SWORD where his cock should be - you know, one of those curved ones that pirates carry - and I could literally feel being penetrated in the dream. I've never felt pain in a dream before.

Anywho, that's completely true.

Satriale

Hammer89 wrote: »

I swear on the lives of my family and friends this is true:

I had a dream I was being raped by Ashley Williams. Now, those of you unfamiliar with football could mistake Ashley Williams for a woman. I could see that being the name of a pretty young actress or something, but it's actually a big black man who plays for Swansea City.

But that's not even the weirdest part. He had a SWORD where his cock should be - you know, one of those curved ones that pirates carry - and I could literally feel being penetrated in the dream. I've never felt pain in a dream before.

Anywho, that's completely true.

:eek:

Cork boy 55

Your properly a cylon sleeper humanoid,agent , adama going blast you out of an airlock

efb

I dreamed a dream in time gone by
When hope was high
And life worth living
I dreamed that love would never die
I dreamed that God would be forgiving
Then I was young and unafraid
And dreams were made and used and wasted
There was no ransom to be paid
No song unsung, no wine untasted

But the tigers come at night
With their voices soft as thunder
As they tear your hope apart
As they turn your dream to shame