What of you woke up as the opposite sex.

Twoandahalfmen

What would you do if you woke up in the body of the opposite sex ?

keith16

Never leave the house again.

Copper_pipe

Flick the bean

Did you actually need to ask that question to know the answer?

GLaDOS

Change my gender on facebook

KeithM89

Motorboat myself.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Twoandahalfmen wrote: »

What would you do if you woke up in the body of the opposite sex ?

Heh heh....

endacl

I wake up in the body of the opposite sex every morning. So do you, OP...

Frank Black

Thread title made it sound like you we're wondering which part of my body woke up female this morning.

The answer being 'my nipples'.

Frosty McSnowballs

Id ring in sick and I'd go knuckles deep

Ted_YNWA

Im in one right now

... ok hun , putting phone down now

tatli_lokma

Scratch my balls, fart loudly, then go for a s*ite. Just the normal standard male morning ritual I would imagine.

Banjo String

Find something else to scratch in the morning as soon as I wake up.

mutley18

Straight to the fridge for a cucumber.

Dr. Bre

have a great time feeling my breasts!

rustedtrumpet

Call the gaurds

tatli_lokma

mutley18 wrote: »

Straight to the fridge for a cucumber.

Yeah but what if you woke up as a woman? What would you do then?

syklops

Twoandahalfmen wrote: »

What would you do if you woke up in the body of the opposite sex ?

After 2 hours of bean flicking Id then go browsing all my local changing rooms(Gym, swimming pool, etc.)

Captain Chaos

tatli_lokma wrote: »

Scratch my balls, fart loudly, then go for a s*ite. Just the normal standard male morning ritual I would imagine.

You forgot trying to control the piss horn. Tis a good laugh.

keith16

rustedtrumpet wrote: »

Call the gaurds

Call the gaurds? Brilliant!

"Hello is that the gaurds?"

"Yes, what's the problem?"

"Me fookin mickey is gone"

click.................

"hello......HELLO?"

Frank Black

tatli_lokma wrote: »

Yeah but what if you woke up as a woman? What would you do then?

After the gym changing room, I'd probably log onto The Ladies Lounge.

candy-gal1

Fap away!

Have sex!

Pee standing up!

Shave my face!

Id just want to see what it was like to have a cock/get hard etc tbh

Captain Chaos

Find a way to change back before my period is due.

Complain.

The Backwards Man

I'd no longer feel self conscious about my enormous breasts.

Duckworth_Luas

Twoandahalfmen wrote: »

What would you do if you woke up in the body of the opposite sex ?

I'd burst out Alien style!

shruikan2553

Step 1: Do things to myself
Step 2: Go into womens changing rooms
Step 3: Take part in a lesbian orgy

Funny how this is also what I would do if I woke up invisible.

keith16

Deleted User wrote: »

Did you actually need to ask that question to know the answer?

well your username would have to go, that's for sure.

Who is one of the more masculine Mr.Men characters? I suppose they are all masculine since they are all members of the Mr.Men club.

Mr. Mean perhaps?

Pensivepuca

Try and figure out if being male meant I was still a lesbian or was I now gay.

Crea

I am a morning grump so waking up with an erection might make me more cheerful.

wazky

For once I could wear my skirt without people staring.

tatli_lokma

Pensivepuca wrote: »

Try and figure out if being male meant I was still a lesbian or was I now gay.

Assuming you still fancy women when in your man body wouldn't you be a heterosexual? Cos if you were gay not only would you be a hairy bear, but you would suddenly start fancying men with the arrival of your todger. I think that might be a step too far!

Gummy Panda

I would find the answer to the age old question... Squirt or piss?

razorblunt

Immediately quit my job as all hope of progression is now gone.

Captain Chaos

razorblunt wrote: »

Immediately quit my job as all hope of progression is now gone.

Mr Buzz Killington has arrived.

Talib Fiasco

Shave my legs and play with my long luscious hair all day

Pensivepuca

tatli_lokma wrote: »

Assuming you still fancy women when in your man body wouldn't you be a heterosexual? Cos if you were gay not only would you be a hairy bear, but you would suddenly start fancying men with the arrival of your todger. I think that might be a step too far!

Thinking about it more, yeah, its the body changing, not my mind or orientation, so I would still fancy the ladies. In that case I would be discovering what a real 'strapon' felt like.

seklly

Twoandahalfmen wrote: »

What would you do if you woke up in the body of the opposite sex ?

I'd get out of it, dispose of the body and try to piece together what happened the previous night.

Captain Chaos

I'd look forward to walking around with a wide on while having my tong splitting my in two while I fizz and fraught away.

emuhead

Get this app immediately


https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.disney.wheresmymickey_goo&hl=en




not a guy btw

Mr. CooL ICE

Watch chick flicks to see if they're still sh1te

Ruu

Eat a flake in a bath and forget about the water spilling all over the floor!

Infini

Depends on level of sexyness

If bad: Hide forever.

If good: Test out the hardware, then get on with life once the novelty factor wears off. ^^

Lucas Castroman

I'd get in all manner of hilarious scrapes - ultimately resulting in the comedy smash-hit of the summer

rustedtrumpet

Sell my soul to the divil

TeddyTedson

I think I'd go back to bed.

efb

Be delighted because contrary to all published statistics, boards says women have it easier.

mattjack

Wake at six , have shower , blow dry hair , curse and swear , slam every fcukin' door in the house , talk nice to the dog and leave for work at seven.

1ZRed

Would die if it happened cos I love being a man way too much


Plus I'd be probably be pregnant a lot. Ain't nobody got time fo dat

Roger_007

I'd have to go shopping immediately......bras, knickers, make-up, 35 new tops and 20 pairs of shoes and, oh yeah, effin tampons. Jaysus, the expense.............

PizzamanIRL

Post a pic on facebook without make up saying 'Ugh so ugly today'