Mam found a scumbag in our front garden...

Fukuyama

..last night. She just told me now.

Said she was just nodding off and heard the front gate open. Looked out the window only to see a man (early 20s) skulking around the car, side gate area... She yelled at him and he legged it off down the road.

This was at 11.30 last night.

I would have been arriving home just after midnight. Wish I'd caught him in the act, I'd of curb stomped the little ****.

Now she's worried in her own home. :mad:

theSHU

Shoot the bastard

PizzamanIRL

Mam will be grand.

Sir Osis of Liver.

Got any pics of your mam?
(purely for research purposes)

Ruudi_Mentari

Had he a rucksack?!

I see a lot of lads with em scoping out cars late at night in these times. Maybe looking for some sleep?!!

Celly Smunt

And some of your sister too.It's just a formality.

Smiles35

Dean0088 wrote: »

I would have been arriving home just after midnight. Wish I'd caught him in the act, I'd of curb stomped the little ****.

Sounds like you live in a **** area.

Snowc

Around 11:30 ? sounds like it was the postman

Fukuyama

Ruudi_Mentari wrote: »

Had he a rucksack?!

I see a lot of lads with em scoping out cars late at night in these times. Maybe looking for some sleep?!!

Nope.

Forgot to mention, my ma asked what he was doing. He said "delivering milk"... then he kind of realised what a **** excuse that was given the 1/1000 chance we got milk delivered (we don't) before hightailing it down the road.

At least we're not dealing with a super genius here. :rolleyes:

B.A._Baracus

alot of scumbags out there. he was sussing your house out. just as well your mam yelled.

Fukuyama

Smell Badda wrote: »

Sounds like you live in a **** area.

Drimnagh in Dublin.

Not too bad, not too great.

Pretty Polly

My neighbour found a roma gypsy lady rummaging through her bin a while back. It was a lovely sight i'd imagine!

Celly Smunt

Dean0088 wrote: »

Nope.

Forgot to mention, my ma asked what he was doing. He said "delivering milk"... then he kind of realised what a **** excuse that was given the 1/1000 chance we got milk delivered (we don't) before hightailing it down the road.

At least we're not dealing with a super genius here. :rolleyes:

I'm pretty sure it's less than a 1/1000 to have a milkman.

What if your mam is actually riding the milkman and she is using the whole "stranger" thing as a diversion in case you saw the milkman leave the house?

endacl

Did you know, 'scumbag' was originally a slang term for a discarded condom...?

Wouldn't like to find one of those in the garden either.

Ruudi_Mentari

Bizarre excuses get uttered in the heat of the pettydom.

Banjo String

Shut up op for Christ sake or everyone's mam will be wanting one too.

Dempsey

Dean0088 wrote: »

I would have been arriving home just after midnight. Wish I'd caught him in the act, I'd of curb stomped the little ****.

Are you a nazi skin head? I doubt you would have risked going to jail for a scumbag!

mozil

the postman always rings twice...

Sir Osis of Liver.

Preferably topless.

He was just borrowing the WiFi, happens all the time.

Heskey1971

My 10.5 stone St Bernard found a skobie that had fallen asleep from too much drink and too much sun a couple of weeks ago in my local park.
She ran over and started barking in his face,he nearly s**t himself and trundled off.

Gannicus

We had something similar before. The two little b*ll*xs were at me ma's car (which was parked on the street). I was on me way back to the gaf after a being down the local for a few. They must have been 18-19 at the time.

They must have thought I was I was just a passer by because this is pretty much the conversation we had:

Me: Are you alright lads?
Skanger 1: I locked the keys in the car.
Me: How did you lock your keys in me ma's car
Skanger 1: Ehh emmm uhhh. Scarper man.

The fúcker tried to rush passed me. I gave him a few decent slaps and the other fúcker ran off. Had it been someone else walking passed that was proper píssed they may have gotten away with it.

freshpopcorn

Maybe his ball rolled into ye're garden and he panicked when your mam yeld at him.

stdidit

freshpopcorn wrote: »

Maybe his ball rolled into ye're garden and he panicked when your mam yeld at him.

Geez, he'd want to see a doctor about that.

Karl Stein

Is there anything to be said for forming a boards.ie vigilante group?

Gangs of wheezing nerds roaming the streets blasting people with their inhalers.

Gannicus

Cathal Cloch wrote: »

Is there anything to be said for forming a boards.ie vigilante group?

Gangs of wheezing nerds roaming the streets blasting people with their inhalers.

Sign me up ha ha.

Gran Hermano

Wasted opportunity OP, you could have furnished him with a fishing rod and a funny hat and had your own unique gnome.

The King of Moo

Heskey1971 wrote: »

My 10.5 stone St Bernard found a skobie that had fallen asleep from too much drink and too much sun a couple of weeks ago in my local park.
She ran over and started barking in his face,he nearly s**t himself and trundled off.

You should try to keep better control of a big dog like that, it could easily scare someone.

nocoverart

You should hire Super Mam, getting rid of scum in Ballymun since the 70's.

Cienciano

Title of the OP sounds like the name of an american country song.

MadsL

Jesus, has she no wooden spoon?