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  • 27-07-2013 12:17am
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,420 ✭✭✭


    What would happen if everyone in the world had a piss at the exact same time?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭MickFleetwood


    R. Kelly would be one happy camper.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    What would happen if everyone in the world had a piss at the exact same time?

    We could call Guinness world records?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,420 ✭✭✭electrobanana


    R. Kelly would be one happy camper!

    That man would be in his element.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,671 ✭✭✭GarIT


    Nothing at all.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭Ilik Urgee


    Are you dutch OP?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,205 ✭✭✭cruizer101


    7 Billion people
    0.5l pee each (thats actually quite a wee)
    3,500,000,000 litre of pee
    3,500,000 cubic metres
    1km square by 3.5m deep
    i.e. not really that much on a big scale of things

    then again there is another theory, 'South Park - Pee'
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3703CUKqC04


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    You'd hear 7 billion people go

    "Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yyyyyyyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh........... Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gooooooooood"

    *FLUSH*


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    St. Jimmy wrote: »
    You'd hear 7 billion people go

    "Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yyyyyyyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh........... Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gooooooooood"

    *FLUSH*

    Two shy shy, flush flush eye to eye


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,583 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    cruizer101 wrote: »
    3,500,000 cubic metres
    if that takes a minute then it's 58,333 m3/second

    which is about the same peak flow rate as the Guaíra Falls


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,762 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    How abotu we get everone to do it in the same place?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    How abotu we get everone to do it in the same place?

    Simultaneously Princess Consuela Bananahamock? Just think. THINK.

    You could not see them for the steam! :P

    Plus the ones a few hundred miles back, would need ......... you know what I mean


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,762 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    WilyCoyote wrote: »
    Simultaneously Princess Consuela Bananahamock? Just think. THINK.

    You could not see them for the steam! :P

    Plus the ones a few hundred miles back, would need ......... you know what I mean

    Misread your username as "Willy" Coyote - had the perfect comeback, but alas...

    For some reason, I am reminded of this song we had to learn fro my conformation. Just asking for the, eh - "piss" to be taken out of it...

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    Would be cooler if everyone around the world jumped up and down at the same time for a few minutes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Nothing, since most people in the world doesn't have proper toilets.


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 4,621 Mod ✭✭✭✭Mr. G


    Nothing, there's the same amount of water before and after.


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